Oh no! Did you accidentally run over Hogan with the lawnmower? Don’t worry! Bring him over to Gein’s Hardware Store, and we’ll patch him right up in the back. But you might wanna call him Patchy afterwards. Haha!

Although Presidents in the past had speeches that were typically around 20 minutes, Dean spoke for less than a minute.

ELI : Yesterday, the university released x-ray images of them, revealing a metabolism resembling unstable nuclear reactors.

THE QUEEN : I should have known. Their entire world is built on inequality! Even their peace equation is an inequality!

She would be a good queen. She would be a fair queen. Whether they accepted her or not.

NINA : Papa went to his studio today. I asked whether he started working on my statue yet and he just kept smiling. I think he is. Papa is very kind.

VIRGINIA : At once, I began counting my friends on my fingers. There was Helen, Charles, Elizabeth, Alice, Joseph, Elsie, Orville, Edith, Olive, and Phillip! Ten! Ten friends that I could ask for help.

RILEY : The corners likely belong to a nursery p̶r̶i̶s̶o̶n̶ or a crib in their home.

THE QUEEN : There’s a great divison coming about on this planet. There are going to be a lot of people who will die because they just don’t know how to live. They don’t know what life’s about, they don’t know how to give, how to love — nor do they want to!

COMM. MORGAN : During a secondary investigation, a journal was discovered in the cavern. A translation of its Italian text is in progress.

Each Baby Serpent went to a different World Egg to mature. But one World Egg was too hot and the Baby died. Another World Egg was too cold and that Baby froze.

VIRGINIA : While everyone else exchanged for their own lives themselves, I must have exchanged Little Everett for mine.

ELI : I broke loose from the telescope and swam back to shore where I fell unconscious from the exhaustion.

C joins the child

I know what you might be thinking, “You’re just like the rest of them.” Well, surprise! In the back of our store, we have our very own healthcare center where our workers specialize in organic recovery.

CTHONAUT C : The spaghetti’s sent us back home. We’re in Wonderland. There’s a child here too.

SERLING : We want to keep Howard Melrose away from every telephone in America.

ROCKEFELLER : All the families of these children were deeply unsettled, for they had all independently come to the conclusion that their child had been replaced by a doppelgänger.

MARBURY : You’re not the only one with these stories, so I’ve been sent to get these testimonies. But you’re luckier than most. I’d say half of the others are catatonic. A few cases got into the headlines and threw the whole East Coast into a panic.

VIRGINIA : The mayor of New York, Mister Guardia, thought that the tree was too bare and asked for branches to be added so that ornaments could be hung. Mister Rockefeller didn’t agree. He thought the tree was perfect just the way it was.

Ironically, President Dean’s popularity grew after the technical difficulty, and film director Stanley Kubrick went on to call the broadcast “the greatest silent film ever made.“

I didn’t hear a thing, oops

THE BLOOD OF LIBERTY WILL BE AVENGED

The Queen would no longer be alone. She was done being the ruler of an empty world. From the very air she had created for her people, the Queen now built a ship of clouds, and left the Moon forever.

They spoke for many eons, until one day, Serpent became bored. “Something would be more interesting than nothing,” she said. So Serpent decided that she would create a universe. Without letting Tree know, Serpent slowly shed her skin and left her branch.

Hmmm…seeing so many different explanations and it makes me wonder what’s really going on. SMH.

The Ever Given was overstocked with T-Machines. We should have nuked the ship, not the sea.

“Ma, Pa, and I” “My Friends and I” “Leonard and I” “Everett and I” “Together”

VIRGINIA : I secured the metal star at the top of the tree. It was perfect.

I know who lives in the House in the Ocean. He doesn’t step outside often. 𝘛𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥.

“Freedom“ But off the ship, she was dragged away. Freedom, locked up. Freedom, in chains. They tell me, I have to take it out of her. So hook, rope, peel, and pull. (3/4)

THE KNIGHT : As long as there is a war, I’ll keep fighting. I’m an American, it’s part of who I am.

The Cairo Exclusion Zone is a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

James Dean is no man.

With blasts every three years, the House eventually sent them all back.

CTHONAUT A : Your own personal division can change the past, present and future. Perhaps your ashes will give you the third chance you have asked for.

BUSH : These barriers are made of specialized wood chips. No ship can pass through them. (Sounds like he said shit lol)

MAYA : Lincolnlooking is just too absurd.

ELI : When I awoke, another day had passed and I had one cycle left before becoming a despicable container, so I planned to spoil my body, make myself unworthy of any habitation.

DEAN : Find them and bring them to your local authorities. We’ll make things right. We have places for people like them.

Friends and family of rehabilitated Anti-Deaners frequently claimed that they would have improved personalities, no recollection of their previous criminal activities, and even slightly altered physical appearances.

Howard Melrose knows.

Thomas Crawford is best known for designing the Statue of Freedom atop the U.S. Capitol.

Hello, we’re not available now. Please leave your name and phone number after the beep. We will return your call.

On July 4th, it was announced that there was no incidence of severe hearing loss in the country. The United States was the first nation in the world to eradicate deafness.

For years, it was believed that all surviving audio recordings of the infamous 1899 Libertylurker interview with Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi were fakes produced by American publicists.

VIRGINIA : Then I realized that ten friends, standing on each other's shoulders, could put me at the very top of the Christmas tree. My star could be the first and the tallest!

This is democracy. This is reality.

The portrait of Vice President James Dean at 0:26 has not been found.

THE KNIGHT : There are no Lunarians. We are 𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙚.