It's gonna be one of those decades.

Outlook for the new year ...

I have a couch.

This never happens: Wordle 1,631 2/6 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I miss my couch.

#GivingTuesday We helped over 200,000 people last year, and 2025 has been even more challenging for many of our clients—but thanks to our committed team, supporters, and donors, Legal Aid Center continues to right wrongs and change lives throughout the community. 🩵 www.lacsn.org/givingtuesday

Ugh. Don't make me hate the Rush Hour movies now.

If you're a federal employee, your landlord can't terminate your lease for unpaid rent during the shutdown. We have a sample notice explaining the legal basis for this—plus a letter in case you were already mistakenly served an eviction notice—at www.lacsn.org/shutdown.

What’s the worst that could happen?

Mine in the October 27, 2025 issue of The New Yorker

Amazon!

The Las Vegas Aces are your 2025 WNBA Champions 🏆 This marks the Aces' 3rd title in 4 seasons! #WelcometotheW | WNBA Finals | YouTubeTV

We're celebrating pro bono once again at Parkdale Recreation Center on 10/21 for an Ask-A-Lawyer event with @commishtick.bsky.social, @nvlegalservices.bsky.social, and other partners. Join us to speak with an attorney on a variety of legal topics. Visit www.lacsn.org/celebrate to sign up!

Never be profa.

Wordle 1,549 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Still got it.

At my lowest moments, when it seems things can't get any worse, I remember there are still five to seven more Fox News hosts who haven't yet been put in charge of essential institutions far beyond their experience and empathy.

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Sheryl Crow is a national treasure.

"Go to your nearest café and look to your left, then to your right. A hundred percent of those people are slathering me across sentences like adding more cheese to a risotto that’s already drowning in parmesan."

I'll defend Superman Returns to my grave.

We have versions of our own red cards in English and Spanish available to anyone who needs them at our main office (725 E Charleston Blvd, Las Vegas, NV 89104).

Things can only get better from here. Or worse. They'll get better or they'll get worse.

I have room in my brain for the names of, maybe, four more Pokémon, but that's it.

With a few minor differences, Hannah Montana and Smallville are the same show, right?

Alright, I'm back into it.

Your landlord must keep your rental in a habitable condition, no matter what the lease says. Find details and resources here: www.lacsn.org/habitability

I'm so over it.

It'll always be Max to me.

We've been told that CCSD is no longer waiving summer school costs for all students—including our CAP clients, who are being asked to pay $100 per half credit. @ccsdnv.bsky.social, is this true? No wonder graduation rates for foster kids is 46%! We will be fighting this policy.

Feeling this again.

Transformers One is a nearly perfect film with zero plot holes. . . . However, I can't justify why transformers would have a need for so much breakable glass in their society.

Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.

Come at me, bruh. #langsky

Haley Joel Osment is still so freaking adorable.

Do you have children who need immigration help? We're offering free, virtual consultations for families all next week from 8am to 10am and 4pm to 6pm. See details or save a spot: www.lacsn.org/usa

You know, the word "dystopian" gets thrown around a lot lately, but HOLY FUCK.

I still don't get Anki and I don't care who knows it.

I'm still so glad I gave up car washes.

anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"

It doesn't really matter, but I could totally beat Bluey's dad in a fight.

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

Alentamos a todos los padres o tutores en riesgo de ser deportados a que hagan planes ahora con personas de confianza que puedan cuidar de sus hijos. Más: www.lacsn.org/us

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We encourage any parents or guardians who are at risk of being detained or deported to make plans ASAP with trusted individuals who can care for your children.

We're probably not going to the metric system anytime soon.

That's what she said. #langsky

AG @aarondfordnv.bsky.social will take part in a virtual townhall with the African Diaspora of Las Vegas to address immigrants' constitutional rights and the effects of the Trump administration's executive orders on the immigrant community. To attend, register here: https://buff.ly/3Qwucmb

Too many people mistake being cynical with being interesting. Shoot, did I just do it?

Some people have never watched a single episode of Captain Planet, and it shows.

I don't have the emotional capacity for the Super Bowl halftime show drama this year.