*shaking and about to faint* i love my this

god i have a uti bro

like ok that’s deadass why i don’t make friends i always end up getting my feelings hurt

making friends as an adult

caseoh discovers that the girls and gays want him viscerally

girls who cry when their partners get them stuffed animals because it makes their inner child feel loved and at peace >>>>>>

NOW HE BOUGHT ME DJUNGELSKOG IM SOBBING

my fiancé took me on a mall date and then we got red robin YUMMY

oughhhh

pocket camp complete players pls drop ur camper cards below & i’ll add you :3 here’s mine!

oh!

does it ever get better???? asking for a friend

need more tattoos instantly

hot take but i genuinely despise discord voice chat with more than 3 other people it is so much more overstimulating than being with that many ppl irl i cannot handle it i just go nonverbal

i’m too hot to be bedrotting all day

it’s so fun to see you guys enjoy your interests, show off your collections, and just be the cool people that you are <3

ty stevie nicks ty marijuana

god i need more friends

the lionness does not concern herself with the sharp stabbing pain she gets in her boob once a week

why is trump terrified of Portland, Oregon??? 😭

ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS SOMEONE YOU’VE MET IRL RECENTLY IM ACTUALLY ENDING IT

MISSPELLING SOMEONES NAME HAS GOTTA BE TOP 5 MOST HUMILIATING EXPERIENCES EVER

head through the wall — ethel cain

my fiancé’s dad is deeply chronically online (due to work) and the way that he’s constantly talking about tiktok memes is so unsettling he’s like 50 this is giving me whiplash

pink hair & thick eyebrow era wow…

self medicating my migraine with tylenol and nicotine (my triptans are at home</3)

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

it’s me & my destroyed screen protector against the world.

i’m so glad bluesky exists tw*tter makes me wanna kms

I’ll be real, I assume people who either a) stay silent about their political views or b) are very vague about their political views are just right wing & cowardly about being perceived as such

still lately i begin to shake for no reason at all

I USED TO BE SMART AND I USED TO BE NICE NOW IM NEITHER OF THOSE BUT I’VE BEEN FEELING ALRIGHT!!!!!

was Bring Her Back anyone else’s movie of the year lowkey??? weapons was good too but the sheer disgustingly evil shit in Bring Her Back is peak.

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reminding myself that getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled and empathetic is literally what its all about

the secret to fandom is accepting the fact that you can view fictional characters as complex and nuanced and thoroughly enjoy the themes baked into the show AND ALSO imagine them bouncing on it crazy style in whatever way your peenor decides would look hot

i look like this btw ???? since when

MARKIPLIER AND AMY GOT MARRIED IM GOING CRAZYYYY AHHHH

maybe he won't find out what i know

new gender goal is hyper femme with no hair

writing while ur in a severe depressive episode >>>>

I'm the man of the house (first born daughter)

have you ever let someone in so deep to the parts of you no one has ever seen or known? and then no matter how hard you try there shall be a shard of them in your soul forever?