Hello, we wrote a new song called 'These Red Lines Won’t Bring Your Wife Back' all about sad pink faced things that put flags on lamp posts and draw little red lines on anything white to ‘own der libs’ THESE RED LINES WON’T BRING YOUR WIFE BACK (LIVE) tinyurl.com/TFSredlines

HEEEEYYY new song out on Friday called ‘Red Bleeds Into Blue’ all about how Labour going all Reformy will be the death of us all. We didn’t film a video as we had no time or money to pay someone else to do it, we filmed ourselves playing it live in our practice room. tinyurl.com/TFSrbibv

If you’re on our mailing list check ya spam folder now for a cheeky link to a video of us playing our new song (out next week) live in our practice room. We put microphones on stuff and recorded it through a desk, it’s not just phone audio yeah?

Red Bleeds Into Blue - new song out 16th Jan. It's about how the 'not really' Labour party are fucking us all by becoming more Reform/Tory #noiserock #posthardcore #punk #newnoise

Hey we are playing The Salty Dog in Northwich next week with COVID 21 and Rave Against The Machine, ticket details are probably on our website.

Here's a video some lovely soul called Jake The Cake filmed of us playing 'Meat Is Murder But Morrissey's A Dickehead' at Rebellion Festival this year. Thanks Cake x youtu.be/hDFzgMIZ3d4?...

Rebellion Festival - we play it tomorrow. It's a punk festival in Blackpool yeah? See you there.

were playing our first gig in London, and possibly our last if we're shit. it's an afternoon gig so nice early bedtime. playing with the lovely Honey Joy and Slutch Sunday 3rd August, 2-6pm Walthamstow Trades Hall on Walthamstow, I guess.

Thanks to those wonderful @joyzineuk.bsky.social folks for written this wonderful piece about our song 'straight pride month' that is out today in case we have not mentioned it at all recently. It's got lovely @tomrobinson.com on the gang vocals too did we mention that? joyzine.org/2025/06/12/s...

The video for our song 'Straight Pride Month' is online now, go have a look. @tomrobinson.com contributed backing vocals but he's not in the video as our invitation to come hang out in some toilets with us was oddly not very appealing youtu.be/vrx8zoSuurA?...

Florence and the Machine have let themselves go.

We have a new song out next week on Friday 13 a rampant mess of shouting, fucked up time signatures and feedback but this time it's got the lovely Tom Robinson as part of the backing vocals. We should have him on all our songs. It's out on all the digitals @tomrobinson.com #laurencefoxisafanny

Happy straight pride month, you twats . 13/06/25

Happy birthday to the wonderful @tomrobinson.com - doesn't look a day over 50

LONDON - we are playing Walthamstow Trades Hall on Sunday 3rd August (I think that's the date, I can't read the poster on my phone) with Honey Joy and Slutch, afternoon gig. Nice

Hey, we are playing The Ferret in Preston on Thurs 12th June with Mullet Monster Mafia and Hung Out To Dry, it's the night before our single release - so we probably won't play that as we're selfish pricks

Paramore have let themselves go

Hey hey hey, we are playing rebellion punk festival in Blackpool. First band on the first day in the new 'lets tell them it's the headline' slot. Thanks to all those support bands on after us and to Rebellion Festival for putting us on.

Thanks to The Ferret in Preston for letting us film in the bogs over the weekend, song is out next month. It's the best yet, we even managed to rope @tomrobinson.com into singing on it. He's not in the toilet with us though, he's better than that.

Fuck Nigel Farage, fuck the Reform Party and fuck anyone who votes for them. Why would anyone vote to start paying hundreds of pounds for basic medicine like Asthma Inhalers, because there are selfish fucks that's why. Fucccckkkyyooouuuuu

#NewMusic - @tfsnowflakes.bsky.social – No Sky for Rishi. The Preston band slam the door firmly shut on a disastrous Prime Minister. Read more on the @analoguetrash.com #musicblog 🖤 www.analoguetrash.com/blog/those-f...

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Those Fucking Snowflakes - 'No Sky For Rishi'

NO SKY FOR RISHI - IS OUT TODAY It’s on all your favourite streaming services & our bandcamp Big thanks to Tom Peters at Trapdoor Studios for recording the drums and to Chris Hope at Milkshed studio for mixing the big mess we sent him.

Our new video for our song No Sky For Rishi is online now, song is out tomorrow. youtu.be/QQJ2JLobod4?...

We did a thing for Joyzine picking songs that represented the prime minister shaped piles of shit we have had in charge of ar cuntry right back to Thatcher.

Hey London folks - we are playing Walthamstow Trades Hall on Sunday 3rd August with Slutch. It's an early show 2pm to 6pm so we can all go to bed early.

Give us the Fallout 3 remaster Bethesda you cowards!!!

Video for our new song 'No Sky For Rishi' online 24 April. It's the first of 4 songs we'll release this year.

Reposted from @tuc.org.uk - Piers Morgan being given an answer he didn't expect...

Noise punk anger jazz band Those Fucking Snowflakes on set of new documentary on wells in caravan parks

Been filming a video for our new song out next month. Expect this sort of bullshit.

Blackpool - it's coming home as we are playing Rebellion Punk Festival in August, lovely stuff. We're opening the whole thing up, which is actually the headline slot even though we are on first

IT'S BANDCAMP FRIDAY !!! A good day to seek out your favourite independent music artist at bandcamp.com, treat yourself to an album or t-shirt and help fund their future efforts. And yes, since you ask, you can hear or buy all my albums since 1982 at tomrobinson.bandcamp.com

We'll be releasing some songs over the course of this year. Sign up to our mailing list at www.thosefuckingsnowflakes.co.uk as I'm too lazy to keep going on social media. Unless you don't give a fuck about the new music, in which case don't bother. Thanks love you byeee xxxx

Live noise rock punk electro jazz goth swing disco all day at the ferret in Preston

Hello, We're playing Whingefest at The Ferret in Preston on Sat 8th Feb. On first at 4 or something. Look at that stunning line up though, gorgeous.

David Lammy is a Trump Shill.

Spent all day stood up in a cupboard shouting and now my legs hurt.

Finally shook off the big meh enough to crack on with the recording. Guitar amp in the wardrobe is pro level stuff.

I miss METZ, the band not the place. I've never been to the place, I'm sure it's proper good though.

Stop Being Dickheads To Each Other - live last year at some point. Punk and noise rock at it's most average. Yes the ladies toilets was next to me and yes she was desperate for a shit. youtu.be/G59NoRfCEAc?...

Alright there 2025? Suppose we should finish recording, right after I finish Silent Hill 2 - I promise.

Anyway, that's our .... Blueing? Skying? .... Whatever the twittering word is here, that's it done until next year when we have shit to flog / promote. Happy holidays, love you bye xx

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