is joe coming for my job??

what i’m up to on this mondee. 🔮

overwhelmed and under prepared on this mondee.

www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe/... daddy chill

we’re having weeeatheeerrrr! 🌧️

when you have to slow down at work. 🐎🐎🐎 this shit has to last me all day!

the witch’s fingy

floppin hard. i’m both bored & have no interest to do anything at the same time. i’m overwhelmed & over everything.

i’m not in the spooky spirit! 😫 heeeelp!

selling 5 different looks of the same album is exploitive. every song sounds like another song? is she taking the piss??

www.instagram.com/amberhorsbur... i love her take on culture/pop culture

the water dispenser on my fridge is coming out in a dribble like its got a prostate problem.

www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe/... PINK??

in another lifetime myself and 4 friends stayed up all night painting the *NSYNC logo on to poster board. skipped school. got on the train to NYC with said poster board, and stood outside of TRL all day. (i am holding the *N). didn’t think it would haunt me 26 years later.

when i work in the office i GET to make a cuppa. i need a cute mug to elevate my experience.

happy spooky season to all who celebrate 🎃👻

as someone who doom scrolls for hours on end, i have the delusion i could give it all up and live like it’s 1999, if i had to.

stop it!! (ignore my dry skin)

it is raining. that is all.

If I follow you on instagram and u see my legal government name, shhh no u didn't

beauty blender wet with tears

while our bathroom remodel is happening, we have to (get to) use our outdoor shower. it’s kinda nice. the camping toilet in the basement, on the other hand… not so much.

the joy of finding a spare diet coke.

going to fairfield makes me want to change my whole personality. like wanting some van cleef jewelry.

fuming. tracker trailer barreling down 95 in the left lane behind me, has the audacity to honk at me. i gave him the finger. he rolled up next to me, gave him the finger again. 3rd time, i flashed him my cry baby.

this is the worst rave i’ve ever been to.

sittin on the deck at lunch and the neighborhood cat, dunkin joined. (he wants treats)

what’s the end game?

holder of the community migraine today. 🍏 but i think i invited it in with the margarita and 5 hours of sleep.

www.instagram.com/reel/DIhssWX... my 2 cats freaking out.

just spent $99,900 on HAY

i’m sorry, this is one serving.

my cats freak out over every little disturbance; a bag rustling, a sudden move. sometimes i land in the crossfire. does anyone use those pheromone plug ins?

my favorite candle scent, balsam & cedar. purchased at the yankee candle village in mass.

east coast sunset

i can’t help but think, what will heather, lisa, mary, meredith, whitney, and the girls have to say?

chickarina soup + red pepper flake + pecorino and a crispy diet coke.

i think i’m going to let my unread emails reach 1000 before doing anything about it.

i went to the mall today and bought toys. question, what are we doing with the empty boxes? i feel like they’re too nice to throw away.

does THIS mean anything to you?

currently: drinking a margarita (or 2), making buffalo chicken dip. COME OVER!!

i miss my friends!! 😩

this morning i feel like i was hit by a truck. but not in a good way.

i wasn’t going grocery shopping today without going to mcdonald’s first. is that ok??

you are … a rockstar. to me. you are … the queen of this family.

el chapo wants the villa, you have to move out!

how old is your oldest stardew farm? i’m on day 24 of fall, year 21

privacy violated at the home depot.

this is love.