chat, what websites do you use to book vacations?

the fried rice has left the chat! :hmjbrinda

season 3 of desperate housewives. orson is the dentist! laurie metcalf makes the best noisy neighbor.

thank you auntie @kariskumquat.bsky.social we got hamilton in his carrier and to the vet today. he needs to go on a diet but otherwise he’s good.

i hate to be the one to break this to y’all (no i’m not) but new haven not only has the best pizza and YALE, it is also the birthplace of the hamburger. 🍔 louis lunch. joe would like it there, ketchup is not allowed.

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chonky 🌨️

checking the viewers list to see if any of my friends are here.

i had a weird glitch while playing stardew. i’m on summer, year 3. i just reached floor 100 in the skull caverns. the next day i get the task to greet all the towns people. thought it was weird but started it anyway, got through about 1/2 the peeps. the next day the task was gone.

they say when everything falls apart, you’re about to start a new chapter. and i can feel that.

open.spotify.com/track/04ZQne... please, someone has to know this!!

2016 was a time

SPEED RUN STARDEW PERFECTION!!!!! 🐓🍄🐠💎 no thank you.

when you’re too scared to like something.

i’m no doctor, but if you had a fever YESTERDAY you’re probably still contagious. 😷

i can’t believe i’m asking this… what’s the name of that song? (homework)

guess who had their first ocular migraine?? 👁️✨

murder she wrote, stardew, and iced coffee

i could go for some of susan’s sun tea.

Sometimes you people really stretch the limit of what I am willing to blindly like (I saw more cottage cheese)

🍕 www.instagram.com/reel/DTRO6SD...

“you know, the opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference” - Bree Van De Kamp

why are the direction so SMALL!!! (i’m making tacos)

science.

watching the (pre)show from yesterday…. your insurance likely excludes acts of war or terrorism.

well chat, sounds like we’re all getting back to reality (derogatory)

friday means pizza

i used to work at record town. once a week this kid would come into the store and ask if we had point break on dvd. we didn’t.

#JUSTICEFORSACHA #SACHASTRONG #FREESACHA

should i have a coffee or a nap?

all together now…

chat, this was my first cell phone. it held 100 itune songs.

jello shot assembly

mashed potatoes should be eaten with your favorite spoon

i never went to a foam party. 🫧 but i can play dance music while i take a bubble bath.

chat, i’ve made meself a drink, and i think… somehow in this vast internet world i found you, we found each other!

christmas kitty chaos

in high school my friends and i would go to the movies on christmas night. that was fun. ✨ if we went tonight we probably would see wicked or spongebob. ✨ hope you all had a good christmas. xo

Merry Christmas Eve! ❤️🤍💚

was driving around my town today. running errands, appreciating how quaint it is. singing christmas music, in my own personal carpool karaoke. HONKIN at every asshole that crossed me.

pray for detroit 🦁

cookie baking day at my sister’s 🍪 (not pictured: peanut butter blossoms)

channeling big ang.

i swear to god, i had pizza for dinner tonight. this is neopolitan style pizza, not new haven style. but still good.

the white house should of learned from alexis neiers, vanity fair don’t play

nyc is so christmasy.

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went to nyc yesterday. will post photos soon.

was the only person on the train wearing a mask. this body ain’t used to the germs on public transport. but thought of this clip every time i heard a cough. PONCH.