It already sucks having to go shopping at specific stores to find my size as a fat guy, so it stings a little extra when I go to the optometrist and remember that I also have a big aas head and have to buy extra large glasses but there isn't a big & tall store for glasses 😭

you may have good friends, but do you have a friend like @jaromnjenkins.bsky.social who will stream his Switch 2 unboxing after the midnight release because you couldn't buy one? unlikely 😌

RIP in peace to the people lined up outside of Target for the Switch 2 release tonight (Target isn't doing theirs until morning)

sometimes you get on Facebook and learn that your cousin has been divorced for at least 3 years and you had no idea lol

coworker just said her younger sister listens to "liberal music" and then proceeded to play "Linger" by the Cranberries as an example lmao

well, they turned off resale on Ticketmaster, so if anyone wants to buy my tickets for the Lucy Dacus LA show at the Greek tonight, hmu lol

hello and may i say Good Morning, even

asking for help to afford the mortgage and groceries next week. i am a couple hundred bucks away from the mortgage and any tip helps a lot. groceries are usually another couple hundred. i need about twenty bucks about twenty times. please support and share to the extent you are able

Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.

what y'all know about monkey videos

Jocelyn stopped by my work tonight to drop something off, so I jokingly asked if she would be interested in a Bridgerton game we have. She said no, then turned and saw this sign and added "but I would be interested in... *reads sign* Modern Horizons III"

I bet no one can guess what movie franchises I watched in 2024

oh I'm in the middle of the crosswalk you sped up to, and now you're waving me across instead of making me stop in the middle of the road to let you drive by in your Lexus sedan? How kind & generous for you to afford me, a lowly pedestrian, the right of way that I already have 🤬

impulse bought this bad boy a few days ago and I just can't get over how good it looks. probably tied with the Falcon for my favorite of the midi scale series

talking to my 7 yr old brother who loves Home Alone about what he thought of Home Alone 2: Us: "Did you like it?" Kelton: "More than the first one!" Us: "What did you like? My dad: "The birds?" K: "The violence!"

I just donated, keep it going and chip in if you can!

any amount helps! venmo/cashapp: thiiirdperson paypal/kofi: thiiirdperson

had a mental health episode in the fall that bounced me out of the house now i'm taking my meds, seeing a therapist, and looking for a job my family could really use your support; my partner is parenting solo with a broken foot, and our bills keep coming due every month. tinyurl.com/thiiirdsfam

GUYS MY BROTHER JUST SAID "GRUNDLE BED" INSTEAD OF TRUNDLE BED 😭😭😭

me riding Jungle Cruise for the first time

Fun fact about me: there are photos of me taken on my Mormon mission that are still used in various missionary training materials that people I know occasionally come across and send to me

filled with a vim and vigor and joy that can only be felt by someone who just finished all their finals and is done with the semester 🤩

is it just me or would a lot of 100 gecs songs go really hard in Dance Dance Revolution??

I got a 92, I'm a math whiz 🤠

I really loved the sci-fi, theremin vibe in the music of this week's episode of #SkeletonCrew, it was so fun and whimsical

my partner's foot/ankle break has gotten worse (thanks EDS) and she'll need surgery to get a plate in. no idea how much it'll set us back. as always, i'm trying to put money together to handle expenses that pop up, and it's hard to do without a day job please please please support if you are able

First one done with my math final this morning, so I'm either a math whiz or stupid as hell 😎

I have to be at school for 12 hours today and I am not excited about it 😵‍💫🫠😭

if anyone reading this has $5 or $10 to spare, my cashapp and venmo are both "thiiirdperson" and i have debit cards for them i'm trying to make sure i have some accessible money for gas, gifts, and groceries in the two weeks before Christmas

Idk where I'm at as far as God guiding us with a still, small voice every day, but I do love saying the Holy Ghost guided me anytime something spontaneously good happens to me because of some little choice I made hahaha

#mutualaid #helpsky 💓

I'm gonna be honest, when they put a new kind of nut in a Snickers bar, that does pique my interest

there were two thirty something ass adults playing Pokémon Go for probably the first 10 minutes of our screening of Wicked last night, and the only reason they even put their phones away was because I walked two rows down to them and told them to 🤬

I'd love some support on this, it gives my partner and daughter peace of mind whenever I can send some money over to them

Updating with a phone number from down in the thread (photo):

I'm gonna play so many video games once this semester is over, I'm so excited

it's Bandcamp Friday in a couple hours, the magical day when the site will not take its usual 15% fees on sales my bandcamp is thiiirdperson.bandcamp.com and im selling my discography for only $20. click any release for the deal

#MA I had a bad mental health month in September, and I'm still putting life pieces back together As I look for a job, I'd appreciate your support to feed (and house) my family this month Any little bit helps restock groceries and replenish hope thiiirdperson on venmo/cashapp/paypal/kofi thanks

give me a number 1-100 and I'll give you a song from my top 100 songs this year 🤠😎😈

I think we're officially to the part of the semester where my baseline emotional state will be stressed until all of my finals and my sophomore review are done 🫠😵‍💫😭

20 min in to Skeleton Crew and I would die for Neel

Skeleton Crew screening!!! #SkeletonCrew

i'm on bipolar meds now. in September i was not. i spiraled into manic psychosis, and now i am not able to be at home. it's starting to snow and my partner can't shovel because she has EDS and a broken foot. i'm trying to pay some plow people. any support is appreciated. music and tip links here: