If you don’t make turkey pho with leftovers, did Thanksgiving even happen?

Seriously jingle horse we are super fucking late

Hahaha ah! Well. 19 year old Zach might disagree, but nevertheless!

Wife is getting weepy when I play “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” and I wasn’t expecting this!

Trains are literally amazing

How many fantasy points is it if a pop star writes a song about your team’s tight end’s member?

There is good television, there is fantastic television, and then there is the Always Sunny “dinner rehearsal” episode.

Every single word in the sentence builds the incredulity until you get to the "Tina Brown" part

More like LOVE!

Haha ok so just joking but like what’s Trent Reznor’s regimen

Anita Baker playing in the Lyft ride over to the last minute Nine Inch Nails show I just bought tickets to on a balmy September night

The boys chat is blowing up this morning for salmorejo season. You absolutely love to see it!

One of the easiest ways to tell someone hasn’t lived in NYC very long is if they assume September is when hoodie season starts

There is a 70% chance I’m about to spill 16 quarts of sauerkraut in my car while trying to navigate the FDR. And it’s not even the weirdest thing that’s happened to me today!

The trend of SEO-able recipe names needs to end yesterday. I’m officially giving everyone permission to invent titles: No more “lemony, dilly, Greeky chicken.” Now it’s “Chateau Cosmo Grillade.” It’s “Charles River Surprise.” Pull your head out of your asses and let’s go!

Opening weekend for Inception with a packed house during the previews, a trailer comes on for a movie with people trapped in an elevator. Room is quiet enough to hear a pin drop, it looks good and suddenly: “From M. Night Shyamalan” bleeds on screen. *Every* single person in the theater groaned.

It’s one of the hottest days of the year, so of course I’m thinking: “How about a walking omelette?”

Back of house restaurant industry economic indicator update that no one asked for: Beef is in a bad place! It’s about to get very expensive, folx!

Just so you know, New York isn’t *always* a summer hellhole

Accidentally took a much stronger gummy than I’m accustomed to last week and just received a notification that I have apparently won the auction for an authentic vintage Radio Free Europe ad that I bid on. We are so incredibly back, you guys.

Back of house has elevated me from “guero” to “Canelo” and I cannot tell you how proud this makes me

Arguably the best part about having a business on Governors Island is that I have nearly endless opportunities to simply hurl my phone into the ocean, which is a nice comfort to have

Honestly, @dinfontay.com’s coverage on this massive story is top notch. Check it out!

Speechless/seen/got my ass, etc.

Legitimately amazing how much dudes of a certain age can relate to Deftones

*nodding, tears in eyes, clenching so hard my pelvis cracks* mmm hmm!

There are two wolves in me: One that physically can't stop saying and chuckling at "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers," and another wolf who *can* stop but was killed by the first.

Woke up thinking about Quibi

Twitter has stolen the right-wing drift thunder away from Facebook. I log on now and all I see are friends' polycule updates and brutal AI-generated ads!

I’ve only lived in New York City for 18 years and seen my fair share of shit, but I just had a cabbie hand me his phone to put my address into Waze and I have never felt closer to having a full public breakdown

Once again, a phenomenal night to have a thriving Canadian group chat

ESPN steadily becoming less of a source for insightful sports commentary for me and much more of an education in how to never, ever, ever dress. Still grateful for that!

The “two dumb bitches telling each other ‘exactlyyyy’” meme except it’s unfortunately me and my personal accountant

All the notices from our distributors about prices increasing due to tariffs are just rolling in across the board. This is riddling me with even more anxiety than I thought it would. Buckle up, folx!

The great comedown from COVID-era airline perks is actually shrinking back beyond its previous low water marks at this point! A stunning self own here...

We're so many layers of dip on the stock market right now that talking about it just sounds like scatting

People are always asking for insider restaurant industry info and honestly, the one thing that holds true is that you NEVER trust a chef with perfectly coiffed/styled hair!!!

This is actually how your email finds me

Feel like this year the vibes are more “laissez les bons temps bruler,” but what do I know

I’m not gonna brag or anything, but I split *sooo* many Gs yesterday

Genuinely can't tell if Marco Rubio got pushed into getting a lot of Botox or if he really is that flat-out miserable in this job (both could absolutely be true, to be fair!)

There’s high pressure performance anxiety, and then there’s “making the tortillas for your Latina wife” anxiety

Full phone battery could literally never

Ever take a lunchtime walk and 3.5 months of angst, sulleness, and melancholy simply get ejected from your body?

My brain is pretending it’s really spring and not fake spring and it is WORKING!

Roberta Flack was beauty incarnate, the kind of singer who could tug at the heartstrings you hadn't even formed through your own experiences yet. Listening through her albums from start to finish is a gift. RIP to one of the very best there ever was. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKDO...

I truly regret to inform everyone that it appears the price of coffee is about to spike drastically

Do DJ Shadow and red lights in your apartment before they ban this for being too good

It’s an all-time top 5 night to have a Canadian group text

Ah, well! It was (mostly) good while it lasted! www.bbc.com/news/article...