Kimi Antonelli survived a title rival's charge, two track-limit warnings, and his own rookie instincts to win a Belgian Grand Prix. New Lazy Thoughts out now. Links below⬇️ #belgiangp

Many conservatives online are pitching a fit about Elliot Page in The Odyssey. Having seen it, I want to be super clear ... he's not in the movie because he is trans. He is in that movie because 1) he is a good actor and 2) he is a good actor who Chris Nolan obviously loves to work with.

My La La Land video got copyright-striked worldwide. It's back and exactly as unhinged as 2021 intended. Link below ⬇️

Leclerc won his first race since October 2024 today. He also might be the only person in this race who didn't have the worst day of his season. New Lazy Thoughts out now. Links Below. ⬇️ #britishgp

Max Verstappen has qualified P2, P2, and P3 in 2026. He hasn't started a single one of those races in the top three. British GP Sprint Lazy Thoughts out now. Links below ⬇️

F1 watch parties are solving a loneliness problem the sport never set out to solve. I went to one in Houston. Reported piece and some personal accounting, links below ⬇️ (And a special thanks again to Space City Racing Club and Esses Magazine)

the simpsons if it was written by gooseworx (i finally remembered the login to my meme YT channel)

History inverts at the Austrian Grand Prix. Last year Antonelli took Verstappen out on lap 1. This year they shared a podium. Meanwhile, Russell won from a controversial pole and Red Bull had its best weekend of 2026. New Lazy Thoughts out now. Links below⬇️

I’m seeing Mormon missionaries in full uniform at the FIFA Fan Fest in Houston and I’m curious if if they’re showing up at other fan fests. If you’re in another host city and you’ve spotted them, let me know. I’m doing a little informal investigation. #fwc26 #FWC26Houston

Antonelli passed Russell on lap 61. His car died on lap 62. An all-British podium, in Spain, written from an airport terminal with a loose bird and a crying baby. Lazy Thoughts out now. Links below ⬇️ #F1

Welp. This is a first

Monaco 2026: Verstappen stalled on lap 1. Leclerc crashed into the wall. Martin Brundle invented a new word. Antonelli broke three records in the chaos. Full race recap is up now on Substack and Beehiiv:

One year of Lazy Thoughts, and Montreal delivered exactly the anniversary race it owed me. Antonelli's fourth consecutive win, Russell's DNF, and McLaren committing strategic malpractice before the first lap was over. Full recap is up. Links below. ⬇️

George Russell wins the Montreal sprint. Mercedes 1-3. Antonelli spirals on the radio. Lazy Thoughts is up. Links below. 🧵

Nurburgring 24h: lingerie drying trackside, a Dacia Logan racing a factory Mercedes, and a dominant car retiring with three hours left. I'm hooked. I see why Max Verstappen enjoys it so much. Links below ⬇️

It is now the best birthday ever

26 today 🎉🎉 26 years of disrupting the status quo, and we’re just getting started. 😈 25 was my best year yet, but there’s so much more to come. I can’t wait for y’all to see what’s next. Stay tuned. ❤️ #flowergothic

Connecticut has passed a bill requiring AI chatbots to block sexual interactions with minors. 21 Republicans voted against it.

Hate to make these kinds of posts, but everything is getting so fucking expensive and i’ve still been struggling to pick up more work. I’m already really worried about my earnings for this month no pressure, but if you’re able to help: Venmo (preferred): @Storster01 Ko-Fi:

Kimi Antonelli rewrote F1 history at Miami. Ferrari forgot to talk to their driver. Verstappen got Driver of the Day for finishing fifth. New Lazy Thoughts out now. Links below. ⬇️

Miami GP sprint recap is up. Antonelli penalized off the podium, Verstappen looking human again, McLaren back on top. Links below ⬇️

Hazbin Hotel is worse now. I didn't want it to be, but it is. New video out now. Link below. ⬇️

Spent four days in the FR Americas paddock with a press credential and a camera. The racing was solid, but the story was never about lap times. New piece out now. Links below. ⬇️

I was planning to release my FR Americas piece today, but given what happened at the Nürburgring this afternoon, it doesn't feel like the right time. Pushing it to tomorrow. Thinking of everyone affected. 🖤

Max Verstappen's anger at the British press is legitimate. But ejecting Giles Richards was still wrong. New article out now. Links below. ⬇️

Kimi Antonelli just won the Japanese GP, his second career win. He's also now the youngest championship leader in F1 history. Oh, and if he wins the WDC? He'll be the first Italian world champion since 1953. 🇮🇹 Lazy Thoughts on Japan is up. Links below. ⬇️

Bahrain and Saudi are cancelled and everyone online has suggestions on where to race instead. None of them are possible. Here's why. Links below ⬇️

I’ll never understand why some people get so angry cause someone is just enjoying life as their own true self. Like how sad does your life have to be that you spend all your time like that? Focus on attaining your own happiness rather than being angry at the happiness of others.

McLaren DNSed their own 1,000th race. Verstappen retired in the final laps. Antonelli won. Hamilton stood on a Ferrari podium. Shanghai had more plot than last year's Abu Dhabi grand finale. Let's break it down. Links below ⬇️ #flowergothic #chinesegp #f1

✨BEHOLD✨ What is perhaps the shortest Lazy Thoughts race recap in history is out now! Because let’s be real… did we even NEED a recap of today’s sprint race? Links below ⬇️ #flowergothic #f1 #ChineseGP #F1Sprint

Lazy thoughts is back!!!!! 🔥 And this season started off with CHAOS 😱 Piastri crashed before the lights went out. Max started in the back and still walked away with driver of the day. Yeah... it's gonna be THAT kind of season. Links below ⬇️ #F1 #AustralianGP

lol

i am halfway through my hazbin hotel season 2 script and it's already 2k words longer than the season 1 script god help me 😫

The substack in screenshot form as well for your convenience: (1/3)

Made a brief substack about the latest Kelly Piquet controversy Will probably make more detailing some of the bigger ones. Links below ⬇️ #kellypiquet

I was right all along

“Wait, Flower, why is the situation in Venezuela a bad thing?” There’s literally a WIKIPEDIA page of everything wrong with it.

What a time to know anything about the history of American imperialism and its consequences

What the fuck Reuters?

Really shocking how Brad Lander is the first Dem (I’ve seen) to have a decent post on this. (Okay, not that shocking. And good on him.)

Welp looks like I’m gonna be here most of the time until the Twitter shit works itself out smh

Celebrating Christmas like it’s 2006 🎄🎅 Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everyone 😆

PSA: do NOT harass your local CBS station over this!!! They have no control over CBS national’s editorial decisions. In fact, most of them are not even owned by CBS (they just have the license to broadcast CBS programming and promote it accordingly locally).

First post-F1 season substack out now I watched the Formula E opener and was pleasantly surprised #formulaE #flowergothic

I now have evidence that the Piquet family is in extensive debt and might be using the court system to avoid paying it off. A 🧵

This has the same vibe as those smiling friends dolly dimply edits

Lazy thoughts on the Qatar Grand Prix available now Links below ⬇️ #flowergothic #QatarGrandPrix #MaxVerstappen

Lazy Thoughts on the Qatar GP Sprint A hopefully-not-boring recap of a boring race Links below ⬇️ #QatarGP #flowergothic #F1Sprint

It's anyone's game as a disqualification makes Max closer to a 5th WDC, and McLaren faces a points-less weekend. Latest Lazy Thoughts out now. Links below. 🔽 #flowergothic #LasVegasGP #MaxVerstappen

In Defense of F1 Academy, because one formation-lap mistake is not proof women “can’t race” while F2 can run a full demolition derby. Links below ⬇️ #f1academy #flowergothic