Genuinely think there’s been a smear campaign against polar bears to strip empathy from their climate driven extinction. They used to be the poster child for climate change, but there’s so much content on how “aggressive and violent” they are.

No cash, no credit

I wish I could invest in people because I think Ed Sheeran (albeit I’m not a big fan) is coming back

Yalllllll, guess who got their first court date

Business idea: cocaine atm

I live closer to Enya than you

I’m so sick of first date updates. Stop showing me that shit

We let it happen. We keep letting it happen. There’ll come a day when it’s too late and we’ll know that we could’ve and should’ve done something but WE JUST LET IT HAPPEN. revolt?

This year I want to lock in but also distance myself, speed up but in a slow down kind of way.

Who else is fuckin with letting the darkness in this January?

Thrown into an alternate universe where Doritos suck

I hope 2025 brings back good Doritos. New recipe sucks

We only know 2 things. The C-E-O of United HC was 💀☠️ & the majority of people had an immediate reaction to rally behind someone we perceived to be fighting back. IGNORE EVERYTHING ELSE. 286

So, question.. we say eat the rich but like what if our goal is to be rich.. how does that work… like there’s no ethical billionaires so does that mean we forgo our ethics and if we get shot so be it.. mob life I guess? Or is there a secret option to being rich

Is it canon that Moira Rose still hasn’t hit menopause?

If you want the key to my heart.. it’s through a Francisco Soria Aedo piece

When you fuck to Eusexia, you’ll get it

No cash, no credit

Espresso is not okay for kids to sing live in-front of the entire nation 💀

So far my favorite toy on the #latelate show is the Hannah Montana milk pillow. Great to see classics reappearing!

Alfie stressed me tf out #latelate #latelatetoyshow

Brain rot is real, just read this as “Swifties”

Damn

Anyone else notice the lights in their eyes go out lately?

I cannot tell the difference between a gay and a man from south Dublin

At work we have a barista and sitting right opposite his bar is a kitchenette with a coffee machine and I love making myself a pod coffee in-front of him as some fucked up form of torture.

PSA, don’t accept the drugs off strangers on the street, the experience is not fun.. well it’s kinda fun but I wouldn’t recommend it

Yall ever smoked a J that was rolled in the bathroom of workmans?

I keep getting first time dad ads.. time to get someone’s son pregnant, any volunteers?

I hate LinkedIn, why tf are we talking like that?

Source? I’m in queer media

The club I’m in rn smells like AvGas, and it’s phenomenal, iykyk

Although I’m an ally, I still don’t know where a woman pees from

Im so glad that out of all the other celebrities, Ariana Grande knows how to differentiate trigonometric functions. Qween

Elphaba’s first time on a tram #wicked

Finally understand action figures, we see you, nerds #wicked

New flu just launched. Wash yo hands www.reuters.com/business/hea...

The luas needs to start closing all its doors.. too cold for this

We really looked at the sunset and said “Let’s build a WeWork”

I say howdy way too much when I’m code switching

Bring back shirtless Hollister

If you kiss me, pull and way and say “hi” with that weird ass face they be doin.. I will st*b you

Spreadsheet maxing rn

Hopelessly Devoted…

let me just share my screen let me just share my screen let me just share my screen let me just share my screen let me just share my screen let me just share my screen LET me JUSt shARe my SCreen LET ME JUST SHARE MY SCREEN let me just share my screen let me just share my screen let me just share my

Since I was a young child, not a day has gone by where my dream hasn’t been maximizing shareholder profit and driving sustainable growth

when you’re done smoking make sure to thank the roach. i want to fuck a 80’s american jock.

Can’t believe they used asbestos as snow in Wicked as a homage to the original wizard of oz

Ran out of boxers so it’s jockstrap at work day tomorrow