So wait .. Trump and Putin made out in the back of the beast?!

Quarterly cry for attention.

Un-fun fact: I haven't gotten laid in 2025.

Trying to age gracefully

I really can't take you seriously if you never break a sweat at the gym.

Anyone who claims to be thriving, generally isn't.

Our economy needs a lorazepam.

After a year or so of letting my beard go natural, I decided to give henna another try. Pretty pleased with how it came out. #oldfartproblems

I had no intention to be political on this platform, but today, I'm embarrassed to be an American.

Things here seem to be a lot more pleasant compared to the broken bird. 🤓

#tbt to when I was an evil priest.

Please don't repost every pic and video from the past year in rapid succession *every* day.

As annoying as the resolution gym goers are, I always remind myself that I was one of them 19 years ago. I'm still here. #dontjudge

Question: why do some porn studios feel the need to film in vacation destinations? Unless you're sending me a ticket to join you, who cares? 🤷‍♂️

I think I'm the only gay not having sex three times a day 🤷‍♂️

Another Wednesday, you know the drill #humpday

I hear all the kids are doing it #fcf

Oh, why not... Also, I need to reclaim that tan line!

I guess everyone is doing the hump day thing today 🍑

Hello world!