Miek Fact! If you want to learn more about the many sounds that Kobolds and assorted critters make- start making some noise of your own! Many respond in kind to a friendly Yip, Yorp, or Yap! Good way to make new friends!

Yip!

Miek Fact! It may be easy to fool a kobold once- but they will remember this. They will tell the whole warren, even the neighboring ones, of what you did. Think about that before you answer, "WHO took the last clump of moss?!?" {We're looking at you, Katchi}

Miek Fact! Not all Kobolds like thrill rides! Always ask before putting a kobold on a rollercoaster or you may have to cuddle a very distressed little creature

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Miek Fact! If you do not wish your kobolds goodnight they willl be sad! Always remember to prepare a good morning and a good night to maximize your kobold's mood

Miek Fact! You can tell that it is a special day because the kobolds will be serving The Special Moss

I'm not a morning person #kobold #art #sketch

latin kobold: Lorem Yipsum

scrunkly lil kobold!!

Miek Fact! If a kobold goes missing, it isn't always a cause for concern. They are known to become fixating on something for up to weeks at a time. Try inspecting the nooks and small spaces around again, they may just be staring at some moss.

Miek Fact! Miek likes Mimosas because they share lots of letters Very tasty also, give her lots all times

Miek Fact! Your kobold WILL explode if they go too long without attention. Do not let this happen

A house without yips is like an angel without wings

Miek Fact! Statues in areas frequented by kobolds are noted to be unusually clean This is because the kobolds routinely eat anything that grows on them, keeping them unblemished.

It's always a good day to bite it is free and enriching Miek thinks you should bite someone today

Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political. Two genders - male, and political. Two religions - Christian, and political. Two races - white, and political.

hey guys check this out A PRACTICAL GUIDE TO FEMINIZING HRT (15.9k words) pghrt.diy

Miek Fact! Contrary to their chaotic nature- kobolds will take quite gentle care of infants if handed them. Kittens, puppies, all manner of younglings will be in safe hands if they happen to turn up at a warren. They may well learn swears, though.

Miek Fact! Do not bathe kobolds alone, do not let yourself be fooled by their diminutive stature, it is atleast a 2 to 3 person job- and you *will* get wet- have a first aid kit on standby, also.

VOLITION - In honour of your will, lieutenant-yefreitor. That you kept from falling apart, in the face of sheer terror. Day after day. Second by second. INLAND EMPIRE - DETECTIVE ESPRIT DE CORPS - ARRIVING AUTHORITY - ON THE SCENE

WARNING! The Wyvern IS loose she DOES have Teeth

Miek Fact! Do NOT give a kobold a skateboard. They WILL put one foot on it and then immediately flip and hit their head and cry. They will be VERY embarrassed. Very bad.

Miek is really enjoying making this Wyvern alt :> Perhaps more draconic alts in the future !

Miek Fact! Do not leave a door unlocked if you don't want kobolds somewhere! They will take it as an invitation and begin setting up living arrangements and inviting more kobolds to conquor the surrounding rooms and buildings.

Ouhhh, why does Miek always pick sodetailed things to draw

Wyvern!Miek* is taking a bath in paint, she will be so pretty !

Miek Fact! If you want to distract a kobold for 12 to 24 hours- point a laser at any given wall. If you want to distract a whole warren, give a laser pointer to a kobold and send them to the rest of the group.

Hehehe Miek found a laser pointerr Science Science Science

Miek Fact! Larger creatures can equip kobold archers on their shoulders to maintain superior offensive capabilities

Dragon!Miek is In Progress, do not be alarmed, she cannot yet take physical form. Yet.

Ohh, more scientific data collection for Miek

A fav old art

Mhmhmh If Miek was a dragon- what sort would she be? Discuss, peons.

Miek Fact! Kobolds are IMMUNE to any negative effects from expired sausage. Miek hopes this will be a valued contribution to kobolds everywhere.

Today Miek is testing the effects of expired sausage on the kobold digestive system! Stay tuned for the results!

Prog is forcing Miek to get a healthy amount of sleep and punishing her with headaches if she doesn't. Miek should be above such things! Sleep is for LESSER beings!

Putting myself in situations in my mind Miek is winning so hard

Miek fact! If enough people pledge their souls to Miek she can become a dragon. So, yknow She has a signup sheet just outside the warren!

We found a body…

Just finished up my reading of 'Trans/Rad/Fem' by @taliabhatt.itch.io ! Wow! What a fantastic piece of work, no notes! Very inspiring read, cannot recommend it enough. If anyone has read it and has recommendations of a similar vein, do feel free to share. If you haven't read it, go buy it and do so.

Miek can't be left unattended she'll eat an entire bag of chips and get nothing done

Miek Fact! Miek's gender is kobold Miek's gender is sharp teeth and talons and biting things Miek is not taking critique at this time

Guys she came back with like way more stuff what the fuck

Whatever, go my unfinished creation

HOLD IT EVERYONE MIEK FOUND A TURTLE

Miek Fact! You can put bugs and lizards in your house no one can stop you its freee

Miek Fact! Do not kill or eat a bug if a kobold is clearly trying to save it! And do not laugh and joke about it after!! The kobold will not be your friend anymore! *Jerry*!

Miek will raise you this: photo from a hurricane shelter she was staffing last year. Wyd when you wake up and hear the rain?