Ok but I’m just saying, I’m not usually wrong

I planned and executed my most expensive event to date. That is all.

This is why I was confused about the resignations. There’s only 3 people left on the fcc because they left. Like how did that help any of these agencies survive? We just capitulated

I knew my ex wasn’t bout shit. She hasn’t canceled her Hulu or Disney!

20 bucks says you won’t have to worry about long lines at midterm

The victorious feeling of typing a word you’re tentative on the spelling of and no red line appears. I’d like to thank @merriam-webster.com and my parents for saying “look it up” when I ever asked anything annoying (often)

How do you slow down and speed up at the same time?

This is gonna sound so naive but this episode of South Park… is that really what ChatGPT does? Is it… that easy? Doesn’t that feel like cheating?

They painted over the pulse memorial crosswalk…

Shout out to @courtsidekenny.bsky.social for the dress of the season. So many people asked me where I got it and I wish I could wear it as my uniform it’s so comfy!!

Why is it so hard to find a tall masc of center who wants to live on a fainting couch doing their hobbies while I water and keep them alive?

I got a bunch of pictures from camping and I said “oh I can print these this weekend” Vs “oh let me post them everywhere right now” I think deleting Facebook is healing my ecosystem

Super fan over here got better @proxychicagosky.bsky.social swag than I do

I had so much entertainment at the game tonight, you know…minus the game

The dildo on the floor at W games is now a thing. Second one spotted tonight at the Sky game. Culprit got escorted out

Ok but to know the black face/ dating Whoopi implies cognizance in the 80’s so you must know cheers. Right? Thats a 2-5 year difference.. I’m not upset I’m just curious…

I firmly believe every last founding father would’ve took care of this problem before it got ramped up. But definitely now would be musket time

If you’re a Sky fan and want to go to the game today at the United center lmk

She ain't just a snack if she's always high.. she's an edible

Don’t be shocked when I switch up and have season tickets to whatever women’s baseball team we get.

The jersey raising ceremony literally made me shed a tear So did this treble photo of me and Olivia

There is a girl at the game with a Barbie pink American flag and Paige’s headshot. There are so many layers to that

I thing I’m gonna wear my Vandersloot jersey tonight but cover the Sloot with electrical tape and write in Quigs

The goddess pops up every so often and reminds me that women ain’t shit 😌 and you ask me why I have the only single seat in the stadium…

Being a girl who handles everything herself is fine and whatever but what a treat it must be to have someone there to take the pressure off sometimes.

Sometimes I watch early season of SVU when she was a shitty cop to ease my strong lustiness for this lady

Chip and Dale rescue ranger had no business going this hard

Ungrow the game

If I was in the media it would be super easy to say “hey lady? Why do you keep lying?”

Everything I know about love island has been against my will. I dont watch the show but I could pick a crying Huda out of any lineup. WHY DO I KNOW THIS?!? I used to know world affairs but we don’t do that here anymore (here being America)

Well, start taking your money out the banks lol

I just got to extend an offer to another black woman in cannabis. I’m elated I’m at this point in my career. Also I was one of 5 interviewers so it was well deserved 🥲

Ok So phones are working and trades can still happen…WAKE IT UP TYLER!! We need a PG!!

So what do we think the Cathy announcement is gonna be?

Assist of the Game

Finally after all the nba and nfl stuff they decided girls go to college and like sports too… Yes I bought the shams but only for the guest room

You guys. I had a BLAST last night. Finally felt like old times. The whole STH crew was there fur the first time all season and WE WON?

Wait…what do the blue uni mean?!? WHAT DO THE BLUE UNIS MEAN?!? #chicagosky

You son of a bitch, I’m in

Day 12 on the road. Taking myself to see some nerd and made a “espresso martini” with movie theater coffee, chocolate milk and an airport bottle of Tito’s.

This city made me get a zapp tattoo and hang out with my 22 year old baby marketers. I out drank all of them and I’m still sober but extremely hungry lol I love being a xennial

The ole Irish Goodbye 😭 we owe this family so much

I can’t tell If the YMCA is a humiliation ritual that the W has to do to remain in good standing

Ok @anniecostabile.bsky.social in the flyest outfit per usual at the UC @proxychicagosky.bsky.social game

In the uber On my way to the United Center. He’s not playing music cause he knew I needed to run my own playlist tidal.com/browse/track...

I don’t know what to wearrrrrrr!!!

The state department took down Collin Powell “Thirteen Rules of Leardership” Fucking cowards.

I’m sorry but I’m glad I kept my burner

when Sade said coast to coast, LA to Chicago, I felt that— like fuck off NYC

Neon, plastic and fishnet. Spray paint. Really anything from the movie “hackers” I’ve been dying to move from 80’s parties into Y2K so I’m here for it.