A dinner of (British) kings! I'll lick my own butt but I won't touch that

When I'm found dead, and this little butthole is nowhere to be found, they're going to record my death as falling down the stairs. She's gonna get away with it

She's come to protect me from the monsters (Lies of P: screaming jump scares if you're a scaredy cat like me)

I'll have a bacon salad, please. Cat size

We have the first Power plant to be built in the UK over the last 10 years

Somewhere along the line it all got a bit out of hand

She's learned the 'gimme a treat' gesture. It's all over for the humans. We're just walking treat dispensers, now.

Smol Paul's idiotic little face brings so much joy into our days, I hope he's back to his wobbly self soon 🐈‍⬛〰️

I see your catflap hasn't been washed in a while... I'm currently cleaning your neighbours' if you want me to do yours too?

I'm in danger. It's like Bruce when he smells blood

Sometimes being a british cat sucks. I think I'm supposed to beg for this

Ah, to be a black and white cat, sitting in the desiccated grass and watching leaves sway in the breeze...

The girl is away, and the boy uses this time to have the big light on. I need sunglasses in here at 10pm. My poor eyeballs

I fear for my soul. My true beauty has been captured.

Inspection: double sniff test Result: passed

Banger #critterposting

It's nice to have a friend in the bathroom. Watching you

Two loves of my life in one picture.

The momster got a curry and put onions on it... I think she's trying to kill me. Please call the RSPCA, fire brigade, Sherlock, and the cute guy from CSI to our house asap.

A STEAK AND KIDNEY PUDDING

The food peeper is back and, in the age-old tradition of peepers everywhere, is sneaking a peek through the window. She just loves to watch you eat baby corn

We'd both never had a quarter pounder before... Now I think we have to have a lengthy conversation about a royale with cheese, crash a car into a friend's house, save someone from an overdose, and open a briefcase.

Someone really likes the new bedspread. Look at all those lovely hairs! Art. ...Does anyone know how to shrink-wrap a cat

Where oh where can the pakora be?

Power the Cat 𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘌𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘊𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴, 2025 Chinese, ceramic, & fur, on fur

She looks like she should be starring in a haunting one-cat play about longing

She's spellbound. We have a new recruit to our ranks!

Someone has learned about the existence of lasagne.

Midweek vibe

The house has been in havoc over these ribs. I think I heard someone yell "best day ever"

Espionage (Peek-a-bagel)

Sushiiiiii

An open fridge door, a chill blast of air, a black and white genie materialises right there. The genie asks for cheese.

So, onion breath, which one of us is sleeping on the couch tonight?

Wtf, is there a global crisp crisis or something?

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?

Gizza chip biatc- I mean- buddy

Someone ran out the front door in a bid for freedom (all the best sunny spots are in the forbidden zone), and missed out on dinner. Shame.

Went fishing. Caught a cat

You burnt it. You fool. You utter nincompoop. How do you even manage to put your socks on in the morning?

The 'fuck my life' look to camera

I think she's reenacting Insidious. "I knew I was asleep in the dream, but I could feel that someone was awake in the house... It was standing there in the corner. I asked it 'Who are you?' and it said it was a visitor. I said 'What do you want?'. It said 'Dreamies'."

Before dinner After dinner

I've witnessed a British crime against food... Does anyone know a police?

The lunch peeper is back again. Such a paella perve

One order of lightly toasted toes, please.

You plated it like a pillock again. bsky.app/profile/powe...

Beds: “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.”

Excuse me. I've been reliably informed it's 5.29pm. Where's my dinner, bitch? You have 30 seconds to comply…

My nemesis is back to beg the chumps I live with for more nuts. bsky.app/profile/powe...