What I genuinely don't understand, is why is the president holding a press conference about this? Not asking just just b/c I hate this president, but any president ... What does he have to add? He's not an MD, he's not a researcher, his stupid opinions mean literally nothing.

The "insert" and "caps lock" keys are 100% useless and no one pressed either of them, on purpose, in 20 years. Not one person in 20 years! That's a real fact and not hyperbole!

This game was lost 15 years ago when no one gave a shit about facebook's tracking pixel.

Has anyone managed to get Patches into a diaper? He thinks he's so big and clever, needs a taste of his own medicine.

I'm entering my plastic pants over disposables phase.

Happy “Don’t pee your pants at work” week to all the babies coming back from the big baby convention

Which one of you degenerates (positive) did this?

Packing "just in case" nighttime pants on this trip, because it's easier to hide a pullup than wet sheets - and I don't feel entirely confident those aren't the only options. I mean, WILL I wet the bed? Probably not, but it's not exactly 100% anymore.

I remember the literal dancing in the streets in 2020.

Friends, it's not the label that matters. Use any words you want. They don't hate you because they misunderstood an acronym, they hate you because you like to wear diapers. It's that petty.

Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate.

People say "you're just preaching to the choir" like it's a bad thing. But it's so much easier to keep people in your community by reminding them why they want to be there, what they have in common, and how much support they have, than it is to "win" someone over to your side ...

Chain that specializes in selling grease-stew tortilla wraps for $20, says customer ignorance the reason for recent decline in sales. fortune.com/2025/07/24/c...

Sleepy fox comes with bonus tinyfox, too #abdl #diapers #wetdiaper #diaperfur

Nobody: Me: Diapers at night with 'just in case' pullups in the day, is a powerful combination.

In the first 5 minutes of superman he: 1. Rupture's his bladder 2. Is put down for a nap by nanny-bots 3. While he sleeps, the nanny-bots play a recording, on loop, of his daddy telling him to be a god boy This movie makes his secret robotic hypno-nursery cannon. They even do it again at the end.

Who woke up dry this morning? Go ahead, raise your hand. Don't be shy. Not you, put your hand down. Everyone can see you're lying. So no one, not a single one of you? What a bunch of babi ... what's that? No, no need to check me.

Help me learn: How did this get clocked as an AI image? Looks totally normal to me, what am I not seeing?

If history has taught me anything, it's that I can never die. Because I have never died.

I asked them where they were going in such a hurry. They said your house.

I started reading "Project hail Mary" because the trailer looked so cool. Guys, there are literal robot nursery arms in the spaceship. He tries to get away, and they pick him up and put him back to bed.

Imagining a scenario where I insist I don't need diapers, and everyone believes me. I do need them of course, but they're quite content to let me keep having mistakes and embarrassing myself until I finally ask to be put back in them.

I didn't read the book, but I assume the movie of Project Hail Mary will include a 20 minute section about Ryan Gosling's Space pants?

28 years later is so good it actually made me excited there will be two more.

I take my job as head of socials very seriously at @littletroubles.bsky.social New diapers drop and this is me:

Hey chat gippity, how do I stick chairs together?

What every morning looks like when you start wetting the bed.

Where can I buy medium quality picture frames, besides Target?

This is what a mind virus looks like. I will now never not also hear this. I am infected, and contagious.

I keep bed wetting day alive in my heart all year.

My epitaph: He was eating in the shower, fell asleep, and drowned.

Periodic reminder that the “even bigger goodnites” exist. They’re called “depend real fit”. Depend’s only good product.

Not sure why, but thinking about this project a lot today youtu.be/VTkAx3Ub6-I

I should have put the diaper on

6 tape diapers, who’s idea was that?

The president of Nintendo North America is Bowser.

Wow. Eyes went straight to the waistband, huh? Someone must really like diapers.. 🤭

This next pope will be number 4 this century. We’ve only had 3 different presidents in that time. The catholic church is better at getting new people in leadership than america.

We spent 4 years debating if the president has the power to cancel a student loan, and decided “no”, that’s too much. But congress isn’t going to make a fuss about “can send anyone he wants to prison for life, without question”?

We used to be a society!

It's going to be beautiful. 🫶

I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

I was a huge Harry Potter nerd. Listened to fan podcasts, midnight release parties for the books, bought albums of hp themed indie bands, the whole deal. Haven’t interacted with it in a decade. Cancelled hbo when they announced the new show. And it looks great, I’d probably love it, but fuck that.

As an american, I am genetically incapable of hearing any difference between ma’am and mom when said by a British person.

One of the things “Black Mirror” rally gets right, is understanding it’s a show for streaming and it doesn’t need to fit into a timeslot. When there’s 35 minutes of story, it’s 35 minutes long. When there’s 87 minutes of story, it’s 87 minutes long. No stretching or cutting for time.

The literal definition of autism has changed several times in RFK’s lifetime. The way we use it today didn’t exist until 1994. So if you’re older than about 30, unless you presented with the most extreme symptoms, it wasn’t even a thing that existed as a possible diagnosis when you were a kid.

I had a whole 10 skeet thread ready to post about ace-day. But as always, the simpsons did it better. “No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see... [I can name at least a dozen things I’d rather do than have sex.]”

All I need is an enchanted grandfather clock that is really a secret portal to a magical medieval realm. Is that so much to ask?