Me flirting:
Hey, I got some new pajamas. You wanna come feel them while we lay in bed and watch Labyrinth?
I have chips or crisps depending on your origin. Also, can we go to the symphony? Wait, let me go switch my laundry to the dryer. Do you know where my glasses are?! OH! Thereโs a flight to Aโฆ
5 days ago