Golden Business Boy
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Bobsled fans bringing a sleigh to slide around in-between the action
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Today is like the Super Bowl for your friend's gambling addiction
1 day ago
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Average chiropractic appointment
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3 days ago
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I can only imagine how awkward the conversation must have been when Jeffrey and Ghislaine realized Bobby's a sustenance hunter
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3 days ago
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Signs of the emerging diplomatic tensions between the US and Iran include reports of a "Supreme Leader of Iran Marco Rubio" name tag being printed in the Oval Office
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5 days ago
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The AI task force's AI summary to recommend limits on the power and water consumption of anyone complaining about data infrastructure.
#CDNpoli
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5 days ago
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Conservative Americans find themselves briefly interested in hockey as Panarin's trade to the Kings the only case of a millionaire leaving New York after Mamdani's election
5 days ago
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Battles of the bands is overwhelmingly turn-based combat, which is why my real-time combat version is about to really take off
6 days ago
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This poll needs to be stapled to every news report about Alberta Separatism. 71% of Alberta agreeing on the desire to stay in Canada is the absolute high water mark of agreement among Albertans on any topic. You could not find 71% of Albertans to agree which direction the sun rises from
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6 days ago
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Quinn Hughes continues to smash Minnesota Wild scoring records, but a significant force behind that is the bar for breaking a Minnesota Wild scoring record for defencemen is like get 6 assists. Score even one goal.
6 days ago
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Elon Musk has combined the operations of SpaceX and AI to ensure he can put the first CSAM on Mars
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7 days ago
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The Goose šØš¦
7 days ago
BREAKING: Wiarton Willie predicts global temperature increases to push past several climate tipping points causing irreversible damage to the physical and biological systems that undergird life as we know it unless we transition away from fossil fuels.
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Poilievre passes Calgary leadership review, marking sharp rise for support of Alberta separation in every other province
#cdnpoli
#abpoli
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10 days ago
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I think it's highly suspicious that only mimes are running into these supposed invisible boxes everywhere
10 days ago
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Love that the only impact the average citizen can make against AI companies is to goad other overly-litigious corporate overlords to battle them like two Kaiju destroying each other for world dominance
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11 days ago
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Would be more interested if the home for all of David Brooks' writing were to be at the bottom of the Atlantic, personally
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11 days ago
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"Either you're with me or you're against me" I urge the person on the other side of the ring who has spent the last 30 minutes repeatedly trying to punch me in the face
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11 days ago
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My resumƩ is two pages long. The first page is the entirety of my work experience, the second page is five star ratings and various pull quotes from my boys
12 days ago
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I learned to drive the old fashioned way: attached two training wheels to my car
12 days ago
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Number one use case for math remains calculating how old a celebrity's wife was when they first met
12 days ago
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Asking the server to "leave some room" when they pour my water to cultivate some mystique
14 days ago
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Super-human intelligence of AI on brink of achieving an even shorter email summary
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14 days ago
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Doing something incredibly stupid just to impress a tiny percent of the people in a room is actually the most relatable thing premier Smith has ever done
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#CDNpoli
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14 days ago
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To keep current with trends I'm starting a podcast with video elements. Will be adding audio once enough money comes in to afford some mics
14 days ago
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Another bank turned down my start-up loan application despite my private equity pedigree, as their lack of imagination only saw "a string of failed businesses"
14 days ago
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Rejections to the Board of Peace to be met by the crippling tariffs of love
14 days ago
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I have never seen ground be made with Alberta separatists when making high minded arguments about trade, currency, or actual separation logistics; however when conversation turns to the humble Power Ranger and their combined strength when combined into the Megazord, well
14 days ago
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With Carney uninvited from the Board of Peace and Macron turning down his invitation pressured has increased on Putin to start bringing in some downstreams
14 days ago
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It's inevitable that the Trump board of peace will be building a NY headquarters that can only be viewed by slowly panning your head upwards and will have constant lighting and red storm clouds circling it
17 days ago
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The Beaverton
18 days ago
Carney uninvited to join Trumpās āBoard Of Peaceā alongside Putin, Netanyahu, Lex Luthor, Megatron
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Carney uninvited to join Trumpās āBoard Of Peaceā alongside Putin, Netanyahu, Lex Luthor, Megatron
WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. President Donald Trump disinvited Prime Minister Mark Carney from his newly-established "Board of Peace", comprised of Trump, various war criminals, authoritarian strongmen, and...
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/carney-uninvited-to-join-trumps-board-of-peace-alongside-putin-netanyahu-lex-luthor-megatron/
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Heated Rivalry being disqualified from winning an Emmy is grounds for Canada's invasion of Alaska
19 days ago
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Those videos of dogs losing their minds when they're reunited with their owners after X months apart have nothing on how I act when I reunite with my cats after an 8 hour work day
19 days ago
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Venezuela, Canada, Greenland, Denmark, as soon as Trump figures out which of these countries is Norway he's Jan 6-ing the hell out of the Nobel committee
19 days ago
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To counteract renewed American Imperialism Canada preparing guerilla force of speechwriters across the country
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19 days ago
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He's comparing eating fried chicken to a Kafka novel, which also hurt his throat to eat
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19 days ago
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Should the Oilers retire Nuge's number? They should retire his number, they should retire the last names "Nugent" and "Hopkins", they should retire the name Ryan across the entire organization
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19 days ago
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AI prompt checking if you'd like the word "summarized" summarized
19 days ago
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Lost my first hotdog eating contest. The judges were apparently looking for speed and didn't appreciate my focus on technique, creativity, and elegance
24 days ago
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The New York Rangers retool will be focused on its core players. No not the good ones, those are gone, but the core players.
#NHL
24 days ago
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In reaction to backlash against West Jet's addition of an extra row of seats on commercial flights, further cramping an already uncomfortable experience, West Jet has decided to remove its passengers legs below the knees. Of course ticket holders can opt out of this service for an additional fee.
24 days ago
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Ragebaiting my boss by doing job horrifically wrong. "Lol thanks for the engagement" I say, getting escorted out by security
24 days ago
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The Edmonton Oilers and Marc-Andre Fleury have reached an agreement on a 1 year, 2 Million deal; "awful idea" both sides concluded "this would make all of us worse off." The deal would have seen the future HOF join a team brimming with ~.890 sv% goalies - a truly dogshit plan.
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24 days ago
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Connor
28 days ago
To an extent I appreciate the need to take the Alberta Independence movement seriously but the irony of trying to host your separatist event at āCanadianā Brewhouse to be told to leave and then pivoting to āSwamp Donkeyā needs to be highlighted.
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Mark Carney bravely stands with the victims of international acts of aggression; meekly stands with the perpetrators
28 days ago
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RFK Jr. responds swiftly to nationwide cheese recall by adding Listeria monocytogenes to the food pyramid
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Nationwide Cheese Recall Carries Risk Of DeathāHere's What To Know
A Class I upgrade means this one deserves your full attention.
https://www.delish.com/food-news/a69945915/pecorino-romano-recall-class-i-listeria-ambriola/
28 days ago
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Mark Carney to fulfill constitutional duty to Indigenous consultation by allowing B.C. Coastal First Nations to pick how they will say yes to the proposed pipeline from government's pre-approved list of options
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28 days ago
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The Carney government unsure why public so protective of children; a demographic notoriously uninvested on oil infrastructure
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29 days ago
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Psychic: 11:57pm December 8th, 2057, hit by a drunk driver Waiter: I meant "tell me when" as in when I've grated enough cheese
29 days ago
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Received a 2FA security code that was 600600, which felt incredibly soft. I could make up a dozen better ones and I'm not even a computer
about 1 month ago
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In an attempt to hasten Alberta's pipeline approval Danielle Smith has reportedly been in communication with American counterparts, asking them to scribble "British" in front of Columbia on Trump's list of proposed regime changes
#ABpoli
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about 1 month ago
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