The ones where Ben Shapiro talked about how his wife doesn’t get wet and she promised him it’s normal and women don’t do that and all that.

I’ve watched both seasons of this Paradise show and I still don’t know if I like it or hate it. It does a lot of things I hate (slow dramatic covers, family drama, out of nowhere twists, hyper competent kids) but it’s also about secret government conspiracies and suddenly Lone Wolf and Cubbed itself

I don’t care about this dude’s fetishes but I do care THAT THERE ARE TERRIBLE BAZONGAS LIKE TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTION NIPPLES COME ON MAN

Criterion channel going from Heroes Shed No Tears to Dead Ringers is a lot to handle

MORE LIKE FUCK (that guy) NORRIS right

The perfect car decal doesn’t exi-

Should I buy a new smoker?

There is a character on this new Star Trek show named Ocam and I said “I hope he stabs someone and as they are dying he says THATS OCAM’S RAZOR BITCH” and now I’m getting divorced. Someone help me.

It’s good he’s telling us it’s going to suck already (not that you know, history didn’t already tell us that)

. @upnextcriterion.bsky.social did you die

The kazakataian figure skater winning with the opera FROM THE FIFTH ELEMENT is an all time classic. Hell yeah buddy.

Did people not like the new Running Man or did they just not see it? Cuz maaaan

I think they should have Momoa play both Lobo and Aquaman why not it would be funny. Put them in the same movie, let them make out.

The Verizon halftime show is brought to you by Verizon

Hey @opencilsharp.bsky.social I bet I have a gundam you don’t have

I decided to randomly watch the Studio show on Apple and why did nobody tell me that it was a sequel to The Player?!?

Just always remember that I killed him.

OY! Trousers!

Gunna buy ten pairs of socks

Farts Johnson how do you feel about this merchandise

Maniac Cop 1-3 are on the criterion channel currently for anyone who likes that kinda news.

Jeff Bridges is a force ghost in Tron 3 I guess (it’s like whatever man)

I think I might need a new Costco card

Comet Azure isn’t even a good spell this fucking poser I swear to god

Uh you also get THE BATTLE WIZARD, I will not stand for this battle wizard erasure.

Uhhhhhhhh

Happy new years mother fathers

Netflix is lucky Price died before they made this because he would have fought some bitches.

I might go buy a motorcycle on Friday. We’ll see. If I do expect me to be obnoxious on here.

I have exactly one hair where my hairline used to be. It is the strongest hair and will fight FOREVER. I appreciate you little guy.

This Honda dealership has a barber shop in it.

I always felt like people didn’t talk about how obvious of an influence Akira was on Stranger Things but I never expected Legend of the Overfiend to be so prominent either.

We are at my in laws for Christmas. This is one of their guest rooms. I love family.

Stuck behind Nietzsche at a traffic light in Orlando

My wife’s best friend is getting married again and we are in Orlando for a tiny wedding. This is the air b&b they booked

I’ve seen and posted a lot of nonsense conspiracy shit over the years on various social media platforms but this one baffles even me.

I really think Here Lies Love by David Byrne and Fatboy Slim might be one of my all time favorite albums and it makes me feel weird.

I had to look it up because I didn’t think it was real but ice weasel is a thing that exists outside of this very old Life in Hell comic now I guess

Fart it out your butt asshole

Do his opinions have big feet or something?

Yeah Reddit whatever this is peak Jerry comedy here.

Criterion AF

A porno called the Ghost of Tom Load. Is that funny is that a thing?

Tag yourself I’m MASTER RO$EN

My daughter just called vinyls “discs” lol loser

Nothing suspicious about that nope

Happy Seven Samurai is playing on Criterion Channel to all those who celebrate.

Oh wow I bet there will be consequences for both of them because of this!!!!!111–…

THIS IS THE PICTURE PUTIN HAS EVERYBODY