Convincing you to sign up to my newsletter or apply to beta/arc read for me with the unedited openings and the titles of the 3 new books coming next year! 🪼 Help! His D!ck is Shaped Like A Sea Anemone 🦡 Shit! I'm In L*ve With A Bloody Werebadger 🦭 Crap! How Do I Evict a Fr!gging Selkie 💙📚 #books

The beta feedback for the Anemone pp book has been encouragingly positive so far. The stuff that's come up has been easy to fix save for one thing I'm troubleshooting right now, but there hasn't been any of that panicked desperation I sometimes get if a plot hole gets pointed out to me. Yay! 😅

I just added a 7,6k bonus chapter to the end of my upcoming anemone pp book. Is 7,6k a bit excessive? Maybe. But more is more, right? 😂

If anyone wants to beta read my alien thing for me, my signups are open... 😅 forms.gle/FhRdWfAkdzLu...

I think I might be done with draft 1 at 97k. 😮 I still have a few in-between tweaks to make, but that's basically a complete manuscript in about 2 months.

Do I have any Irish friends here who like weird alien mm romance? I could use someone's help in sprinkling some subtle Irishness into my alien's speech. He's not Irish (obviously... He's an alien), so I'm not worried about it being 100% authentic.

Have you pre-ordered yet?? 🌈‪‪❤︎‬ We Shall Rise is a two volume series of anthologies with over 100 authors collaborating for Reproductive and LGTBQIA+ rights. mybook.to/WeShallRiseA... If you're an author and you've contributed, let us know in the comments! 🌈📚 #mmromance 💙📚

I'd like to give a separate special thanks to everyone who's bought a book from me this month (well, earlier months too, but sort of especially now since I had a big fat zero for 2+ weeks because I had been so incredibly tired I'd not had the spoons for anything).

Huge thanks to the 236 brave souls who got Feudal Fisticuffs during the promo this week. I hope you have a splendid time reading it! 🩵 Those of you with KU can still read it for free until the 11th of July (which is when it goes wide). 🌿

Not me refreshing my dash every two seconds to see if more people have grabbed my free book. 😂

Feudal Fisticuffs is book 3 of the Catnap Fumblers (extras to the Catnap Ramblers trilogy). HOWEVER, it can be read completely separately & on its own, and it's FREE on Amazon right now! books2read.com/u/bMyN07

Who wants a free book?! It's UNHINGED, and it has a raven in it! ✨ books2read.com/u/bMyN07

I mean, the enemies are almost never actual enemies in 'enemies to lovers', are they? Shouldn't it seem at least bad enough for you to think these a-holes are definitely NOT going to end up together?? But then they do... 😂👌 (Feudal Fisticuffs will be free April 14-18)

I haven't posted much because I'm always posting about the same stuff, and I get the feeling people are probably tired of hearing about it. 😔

Has anyone ordered author copies from 'zon lately? I heard they've been slow with them so I'm just wondering what to expect. I ordered two weeks ago and have heard nothing so far.

I'm going to go to sleep now, and please, for the love of any fictional deities out there, I would like to be able to sleep with my mouth closed tonight and without everything drying up and hurting. Thanks! 😂🤧 Ps. Feudal Fisticuffs is $0.99 on Amazon today. Go get it!

Available now! ⚔️Actual feuding ❤️‍🔥Forced proximity 🐿️ Quick read 🌶️ Open-door spice (mm, ff, fm) 🚀 Alternate history scifi (late Iron Age) 🇫🇮 Folklore (ps. not accurate but cool atmosphere) 🎓 Fun teaching moments 😂 🌱 Seaweed lube... books2read.com/u/bMyN07 💙📚👀📢📚🌈📚 #books

Got a burning question? Now's your chance to ask me. 🌸

I wonder if I'm reaching that age where I might enjoy cross-country skiing. 🤔

I've been busy with my own stuff for a while now, but I'm hoping to spend more time in the spring hyping up all my fellow indie authors' stuff again! 🩵 And so, feel free to post some suggestions to me in the comments! Extra points for lgbtqia+ science fiction, fantasy and neurodiversity! 🌈🚀🐉♾️

⚔️ Looking for an epic & unhinged Iron Age gay enemies to enemies with benefits Scifi "romance"? books2read.com/u/bMyN07 🕯️ How about a whole Gaslamp Scifi series with a variety of queer 🏳️‍🌈 (and some not so queer) characters? books2read.com/u/3nk1qB 💙📚👀📢📚 #books

Anyone looking for a properly unhinged, gay enemies to lovers (enemies with benefits) "romance"? Because I have one... 🌈🚀💫💙📚 #books

Are you tired of the enemies not being proper enemies before they get to the lovers part? Don't you just love it when they're a tiny bit unhinged? And maybe also fairly ridiculous? And kinda all the way gay actually. And what are their wives up to now? Oh my... 👀 books2read.com/u/bMyN07 💙📚👀📢📚🌈🚀💫

This is your friendly reminder to release that breath you didn't know you were holding. 🌬️💨

Oh by the way... If you want to ARC read Feudal Fisticuffs for me, be sure to fill my ARC signup form. If you've already filled it and didn't opt out of other ARCs, you'll get a download invitation automatically when I send them out. 💙📚 forms.gle/BvYX4hYvL8hZ...

This is an author newsletter signup form announcement! 💙📚 If your interest has been piqued, click here ↪️⤴️🔄⤵️ forms.gle/cm3XVTud7xPG... I release stuff whenever, so if you enjoy occasionally randomly feeling uncomfortable as well as informed, slip your email ever-so-gently into the box provided. 🫣🥵

🎊🎄 Merry Everything! 🎄🎊 Whatever you celebrate or don't celebrate, I wish you all the best for this season. May your family and friends be at the very least tolerable, and if you're feeling lonely, I hope you find someone else perhaps in need of company to share the day with. 💙

Need a last-minute Christmas gift idea? How about an ebook (or two) from an indie author? 📚 Doesn't have to be mine (but mine would be great 😂). Just... If you give an indie book to someone as a gift, it's like giving two gifts: You're also giving a gift to the author. 🎁 💙📚

"I'm looking for an [incredibly detailed wishlist of things to have in the book that miraculously fits with my novel] but it has to be [the one thing my novel is not]." 😘👌💝

I ordered something from a store and the package got rerouted... The new pickup point is FARTHER FROM ME THAN THE STORE I ORDERED FROM. 😂👌 Like, here, have some money to take these items away from me, please! 😂💰

Vincent is stuck on a remote but cozy little Arctic island for the winter. But what if boredom isn't the worst of his worries? 😬 Whatever happens, the book is wholly unsuitable for kids... 😱 💙📚👀📢📚 books2read.com/u/3nk1qB

If you signed up to beta read for me and haven't received your email yet, check your spam! 📧

Ok, it seems my mental health is crappier than I thought so I'll just finish Fisticuffs and that's it. That marks the end of the Ramblers and that's all I'll do as an author. Thanks to everyone who's been supporting me and reading my stuff. That's all from me for now. Take care of yourselves.

Anyone into weird stories set on remote Arctic islands with talking cats and mental health things unsuitable for kids: Vincent and the Cat is under a buck on the zon today. It's both gut-wrenching and heart-warming, and it's perfect for the Holidays (Midwinter theme). Go grab it while you can! 😬 💙📚

But please pleeeaaassseeee read the garbage. I need to know. 😭😭😭😭

Vincent and the Cat today and tomorrow for $0.99! 🌺 Quirky personalities 🌺 Multi-POVs 🌺 Whimsical 1800s setting with Nordic vibes 🌺 An unusual story & plot /w layers & subtle puzzles 🌺 Thoughtful writing 🌺 A chatty cat 🌺 Ghastly adversity balanced /w equal sweetness 💙📚👀📢📚 #books

Right now, the paperback of Vincent is -42% (under ten dollars) on 'zon! 💙📚👀📢📚 #books (can be read on its own if you don't want to invest in the whole series. You'll get a full story, just not the resolution to the underlying main mystery.)

🇫🇮 Happy Independence Day, Finland! 🇫🇮

I worked on the illustration for the Fisticuffs cover today. This is the Raven, Tuiver, with the remains of the squirrel, Rehti. 🐿️

Hmmm, I set up a kindle countdown deal for next week for Vincent, so if you're looking for chance to get it for a dollar, get ready to rush over to buy it on Monday or Tuesday. I'll post about it again on the day... If I remember. 😂 💙📚👀📢📚 #books

Whoa, another exhausting day as I tried to work on my novella and catch up on some chores I've neglected all week. I have a hunch I'm going to be a total 🦀 tomorrow. 🤔

Hmmm, how to entice you to read this thing? How about... Start reading it for the adorable trash energy, stay for the heartwarming underlying message? Ps. Consult the content keyword / TW list on my site first, though, if you have any sensitivies, because it's not all warm and fuzzy throughout. 😅

Two people linked together by a parasitic, hivemind alien organism implanted into their brains. For work. What the hell is that like under normal circumstances? What about if the link malfunctions?! 😱 Pandion: surprisingly sweet & fun - with neurodiversity rep: books2read.com/u/bxkA6q

Stoked to see people reading my books on KU again. It's been entirely silent for so long. I finally got past 10k overall pages read. Thank you! 🩵

Hey, I'd like to make a formal apology to everyone who needs the ALT texts for images. I absolutely suck at adding them. Rest assured it has nothing to do with whether I find them important or not. They're important. It's my ADHD. It's my brain struggling to make routines and forming descriptions.

The 👁️‍🗨️ of the A is trending again because of that one new publisher (Spine) pic making the rounds, so let me just say: My books? No gen 👀 used! All written and illustrated by a certified weird person. 😂

Heads up to the peeps reading Pandion! The asterisks are there for comedic effect and to invite you to guess what the characters are saying. I'm sorry if they are irritating (but not quite sorry enough to remove them because this is my weird sense of humour... Please understand my weirdness 🙏).

It's here! books2read.com/u/bxkA6q 💙📚🌈📚👀📢📚

Any authors with newsletters going out with space for a cute gay Soft Scifi workplace "romance" novel coming out next week? This short-notice AuDHD chaos goblin has one, and it'd be cool to get the word out. 😅 💙📚 #authors #booksky #books

#QueerPrompts November 23: ARC you read recently? I'm currently reading Pandion by @jbthwaite.bsky.social. My previous ARC read was Fire Spells Between Friends by Sarah Wallace & S.O. Callahan (5⭐ review: www.goodreads.com/review/show/...).