We are appalled to learn that that not a single Gruberman Lab preprint made QED's top 1%.

We are appalled to learn that that not a single Gruberman Lab preprint made QED's top 1%.

In today's 3-hour pod, Gruberman Lab makes our first foray into the peptide revolution. We delve into the science of BPC-157 and thymosin, where to inject them, how to maximize your gym gains, and how to manage uncontrollable diarrhea with max doses. #menshealth

We've got a great 3 hour episode with one the greatest bearded humans ever: Chuck Norris. In this we discuss his legendary roundhouse kick, how many times he ever laid a finger on Bruce Lee, discuss Steven Seagal's lack of skill, and we take a live sample for our all-time Svalbard Beard inoculum.

In today's 3-hour pod, Gruberman Lab makes our first foray into the peptide revolution. We delve into the science of BPC-157 and thymosin, where to inject them, how to maximize your gym gains, and how to manage uncontrollable diarrhea with max doses. #menshealth

We've got a great 3 hour episode with one the greatest bearded humans ever: Chuck Norris. In this we discuss his legendary roundhouse kick, how many times he ever laid a finger on Bruce Lee, discuss Steven Seagal's lack of skill, and we take a live sample for our all-time Svalbard Beard inoculum.

Due to the success of our latest workout episode, this week we're going back into the gym: this week we've got Sec. Robert F Kennedy Jr. and we're working abs/back. We discuss how we channel #warriorenergy, #carcasssnacks for longevity, why no beard, and I try to worm my way towards more funding.

Due to the success of our latest workout episode, this week we're going back into the gym: this week we've got Sec. Robert F Kennedy Jr. and we're working abs/back. We discuss how we channel #warriorenergy, #carcasssnacks for longevity, why no beard, and I try to worm my way towards more funding.

Took my preworkout and we've got a special treat for you. In today's episode we're live in the gym with Podcast Jay B. and Mathew Memoli. We discuss the latest from "Inside the NIH", the latest in AI-disruption of biomedical research, why the lack of beards, and what happens when you sell your soul.

Took my preworkout and we've got a special treat for you. In today's episode we're live in the gym with Podcast Jay B. and Mathew Memoli. We discuss the latest from "Inside the NIH", the latest in AI-disruption of biomedical research, why the lack of beards, and what happens when you sell your soul.

In today's 4-hour podcast, we have our first recurring guest and our favorite entrepreneur venture capitalist vampire, Bryan Johnson. We break down how to adapt his vampire PRP facial routine for those with beards and the effects on the #beardmicrobiome. Check it out!

In today's 4-hour podcast, we have our first recurring guest and our favorite entrepreneur venture capitalist vampire, Bryan Johnson. We break down how to adapt his vampire PRP facial routine for those with beards and the effects on the #beardmicrobiome. Check it out!

Yes. The rumors are true. I am now an official contributor at @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy We are happy to bring our deep knowledge of grifty health fads infused with just enough truth to warrant credulity to the masses. A perfect fit! Thanks Bari!

Yes. The rumors are true. I am now an official contributor at @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy We are happy to bring our deep knowledge of grifty health fads infused with just enough truth to warrant credulity to the masses. A perfect fit! Thanks Bari!

Ring in the new year with our latest 3 hour pod on our science-based "5 microhabits and nootropics for the most alluring and cortisol-free beard" and maximize your #warriorenergy

Ring in the new year with our latest 3 hour pod on our science-based "5 microhabits and nootropics for the most alluring and cortisol-free beard" and maximize your #warriorenergy

AI is changing the course of science and accelerating the dissemination of science. Check out our latest podcast where I will take an idea from conception to publication using our lab's latest life science AI chatbot t.e.d. in less than 3 hours! Never be chained by peer review ever again!

AI is changing the course of science and accelerating the dissemination of science. Check out our latest podcast where I will take an idea from conception to publication using our lab's latest life science AI chatbot t.e.d. in less than 3 hours! Never be chained by peer review ever again!

After many iterations, we are excited to release our new AI healthbot, Gripht, that tells you everything you are doing that is unhealthy. It will tell you how to maximize #dopamineflux and amplify #mitochondria. With the promo code #gruber it will also help you unlock your #prosocialbeard.

After many iterations, we are excited to release our new AI healthbot, Gripht, that tells you everything you are doing that is unhealthy. It will tell you how to maximize #dopamineflux and amplify #mitochondria. With the promo code #gruber it will also help you unlock your #prosocialbeard.

After consulting with our legal team, we are happy to announce that we have sent a cease-and-desist letter to Pete Hegseth for use of our trademark phrase "warrior ethos". He doesn't even have a beard either. #warriorethos

After consulting with our legal team, we are happy to announce that we have sent a cease-and-desist letter to Pete Hegseth for use of our trademark phrase "warrior ethos". He doesn't even have a beard either. #warriorethos

Friends, come along on our next 5-hour episosde where we reveal time-of-day effects on the #beardmicrobiome and how a five min #mildplunge is enough to enhance #mitochondria function and prosocial behavior. Especially in combination with #grubermanlabbites.

In our latest episode we dive into brain-beard interactions and their role in shaping your dopamine range and peak performance and focus. We hit on the best supplements for enhancing #beardmicrobiome diversity too!

"First of all: 'Not anything the police should have anything to say over'? Alan, Alan, Alan. Perhaps you needed me more than I knew." buff.ly/RJxoYLC

In our latest episode we dive into brain-beard interactions and their role in shaping your dopamine range and peak performance and focus. We hit on the best supplements for enhancing #beardmicrobiome diversity too!

I urge my listeners to avoid chewing caffeinated enhancers like these and instead choose #grubermanlabbites to maximize your #dopaminewaves.

I urge my listeners to avoid chewing caffeinated enhancers like these and instead choose #grubermanlabbites to maximize your #dopaminewaves.

Lots of changes happening at the NIH. In today's 6-hour podcast on "Improving Science and Restoring Trust in Public Health" we get unique insights from one of our most valuable and trusted sources: Satan. He, yes he, also has some great tips for cultivating your most alluring beard.

Lots of changes happening at the NIH. In today's 6-hour podcast on "Improving Science and Restoring Trust in Public Health" we get unique insights from one of our most valuable and trusted sources: Satan. He, yes he, also has some great tips for cultivating your most alluring beard.

Proud to stand with my fellow faculty and podcast vampires on this topic. Our most exciting projects using single cell sequencing to identify prosocial diverse beard microbiota is powered by students from all over the 🌎 stanforddaily.com/2025/05/26/s...

Proud to stand with my fellow faculty and podcast vampires on this topic. Our most exciting projects using single cell sequencing to identify prosocial diverse beard microbiota is powered by students from all over the 🌎 stanforddaily.com/2025/05/26/s...

EMERGENCY 4-HOUR POD: With the end of censorship, the Gruberman Lab is delighted to publish our full archive of studies on the ideal prosocial beard microbiome. We are releasing new probiotic waxes to cultivate the ideal magnetic beard. Thank you Jay.

EMERGENCY 4-HOUR POD: With the end of censorship, the Gruberman Lab is delighted to publish our full archive of studies on the ideal prosocial beard microbiome. We are releasing new probiotic waxes to cultivate the ideal magnetic beard. Thank you Jay.

We would like to formally welcome Ezra Klein into our exclusive club of bearded man who talk a lot.

HAVE YOU LISTENED TO MY VOICE LATELY?

We would like to formally welcome Ezra Klein into our exclusive club of bearded man who talk a lot.

HAVE YOU LISTENED TO MY VOICE LATELY?

We are excited to lead the newly created and highly "efficient" National Institute of Beard Microbiota (NIBM). Look for a new RFA on studying the social impacts of new beard cultivars and a concerning rise in antisocial behavior in transplanted mice.

We are excited to lead the newly created and highly "efficient" National Institute of Beard Microbiota (NIBM). Look for a new RFA on studying the social impacts of new beard cultivars and a concerning rise in antisocial behavior in transplanted mice.

In today's 6-hour podcast I unpack everything you need to know about the latest executive orders, how these will impact the development of #Grubermanlabbites, our diversity funding for the Fremontian druids, and why we think our beloved vampire bro RFK jr has lost his #dopamine vitality.

In today's special episode we go live with #garagescience where we are collaborating with Sunolian fermentationists to cultivate #beardyeast. Extracts from these strains are a great remedy for doomscrolling and packed in every #Grubermanlabbites

In today's special episode we go live with #garagescience where we are collaborating with Sunolian fermentationists to cultivate #beardyeast. Extracts from these strains are a great remedy for doomscrolling and packed in every #Grubermanlabbites

The rumors are true. I was on the short list. In the end the incoming administration wanted to move away from #dopaminehacking. This just means more time to record my voice discussing tried and tested #Grubermanlabprotocols

In today's 5 hour podcast we discuss the emerging biology of the brain's lymphatic system. In the 2nd half, we detail a certified #Grubermanlabprotocol using a horizontal pose scientifically proven to stimulate lymphatic brain clearance.

In today's 5 hour podcast we discuss the emerging biology of the brain's lymphatic system. In the 2nd half, we detail a certified #Grubermanlabprotocol using a horizontal pose scientifically proven to stimulate lymphatic brain clearance.

On this week's podcast we interview one of my favorite shirtless vampire tech bros, Bryan Johnson, who is breaking new ground to reverse the aging process for our penises. Interesting protocol. Have a listen! #Grubermanlabprotocols

On this week's podcast we interview one of my favorite shirtless vampire tech bros, Bryan Johnson, who is breaking new ground to reverse the aging process for our penises. Interesting protocol. Have a listen! #Grubermanlabprotocols

Impressive to see that this writer was onto yak butter in 2018. Our next 3-hour podcast will feature a collaborator's new work on yak lipids and their effects on cell microdomain function and lipid signaling. Don't have lab yak isolates from yaks ready for sale to our listeners yet, but let us know!

Happy Holidays loyal listeners! Don't forget to check out our latest episode where I go into the science of beard microbiota, it's prosocial effects, and how you can shape it with the lab's latest wax formulation that even Santa Clause can't match. 😉 #Grubermanbeardwax