it'll never get old. i'm lovin' this.

it's so beautiful...summoners are out here gettin' kagabaited. it's amazing.

go jester. kill em dead.

real funny that god took the form of a small child with bare feet also like that really is modern fire emblem right there aint it

Slime him out.

you've hit some seeeeeeerious lows, buddy. but you got played! by a child! an actual child! HA!

is there anything better in this world than knowin some of the guys ive had beef with for real life years got punked by a toddler who wouldnt meet the minimum height requirement at gangliaworld? no. it's so fuckin good man

They really make food videos using any tactic @huntershearth.bsky.social

@windsofaskr.bsky.social you have been Chosen

didya see what they did to skoll. blue haired white man

we get to betray our comrades? oh boy!

FIRE EMBLEM AND MEGA RAICHU I'M GONNA FUCKIN CCUJMMMMM

heeeh, backin' out? aww, oh well yknow where t'find me if you change your mind!

that's fiiiine. i take payments in favors too! and, yknow. blood. but you can always pencil me into your will, if ya like!

Not Corian. He doesn't deserve it.

Can you believe it? Today alone I met an android from the future, a princess whose shape feels so nebulous and undefined that if I stare too close at her it'll be akin to a quantum timelock, and Corian again.

don't care. gimme those YAMS

kiran 'n i are yaoin' it up? dude FINALLY

You can kill him if you want

YOU COME FROM WHERE I COME FROM YOU START HATIN COOLANT PUMPERS REAL QUICK

Forgive Corian he’s racist at everyrhint

True.

CLANKER?

do you...wanna do meth n cocaine?

you know thats not what i meant

Us @huntershearth.bsky.social

you also have meth and cocaine, kiran.

no it's a backbreaker. 'cuz we're breakin' your back like an egg. only thing you're inside are the cracks in the street after we back up to do it again

he's got stimbrain. you hate t'see it.

[ laughing heartily and fondly ] we still have cocaine

no, retail guys need crack cocaine. jack crypticposts about the alchemical ether and is so gassed on carbon monoxide she thinks that constitutes a real job

run you over means not lettin you in, jackie boy.

i have three whole jobs man all jack does is mumble and post about the substance i dont think he's even got a 401k

portia would run you over

😉👍

you LIVE like a homeless person i'm not lettin' you inside my buddy's beautiful spacefaring mobile home crafted from ancient and forbidden technologies thats also bigger on the inside

wonderful. hire me 'n i'll get it done like those slander artists who draw their self insert dragon ball ocs beatin' the snot outta goku

Professorrrrr

i missed these little chats

i'll be completely honest kiran we need to put down the nohrian royal family like dogs

Turning incest into a comedy bit is the only way to exist in a world where Camilla gets yearly alts .

of course one of kaga's chosen would think that

it's fucking HILARIOUS

That doesn’t sound fun at all man.

i know it's gonna be fuckin hilarious. the other absolutely incredible option is that they make penelope like her sister or somethin

twitter is a beautiful place because i get to watch don quixote from limbus company's dead father get with every single one of his daughter's coworkers

limbus? nah, man, limbus is poppin' off. the amount of yaoi clearly shows that they're acceleratin' towards a peak that could only be killed by makin' lesbian odysseus be married to a man

gay