We’re mad at Trisha for being a stunt cast character in one scene in Beetlejuice on Broadway and NOT AT THE FACT THAT ITS A TOUR THATS STOPPING ON BROADWAY AND NOT CONTRACTING THEIR NORMAL CAST FOR IT APPROPRIATELY? Okay got it

Hayley Williams solo tour but she brings up someone to scream / sing the second verse of Parachute

I’ve never been able to afford to live on my own. I’ve always had roommates. Some have been great situations others not so great. Still I’ve never had my “own” space and I’m 31 years old…

Most of my job at this point is doing other people’s work and then trying to catch up on my actual work

Everyone’s so worried about his kids??? Plenty of folks grew up without one of their parents and are fine. The trauma put on them by the people around them for the rest of their life will do more damage to them than the event itself.

I need a new job yall

Update: I missed it, thanks @americanair.bsky.social for being the worst ✨

If I miss Parvatis book signing tomorrow cause my American Airlines flight is canceled I will be MADT

Anyone have a spare $150 so I can go to universal tonight? LOL

If I have to listen to Bluey on this entire flight I deserve to go to universal tomorrow night 😭🫠😵‍💫

Spent most of the day recovering from a migraine and now I’m wide awake and need to be up for work in 4 hours

(pitch) Celebrity Survivor. 18 days. 14 players. 2 tribes of 7 - Give them old school rice and tools. Reward one day, Immunity/Tribal the next. This cycles through until we’re down to 10 on Day 9 when we tribe swap to earn the merge - double vote out, bringing us down to 8 at merge.

I’m so close to selling my body

truly evil shit happening in my city, my heart breaks for the 50k in prison, half with no criminal record, 7 dead, all for the crime of being a minority. What comes next will continue to horrify all of us but it will not surprise us

All my bodies signs that I’m stressed and overworked are showing 🫠

I would like a job that doesn’t suck the life out of me 🫩

Marco Rubio needs to be asked whether he believes his grandfather who remained in the U.S. after receiving a deportation order from our govt should have been treated the way the father of 3 Marines was treated by ICE this weekend in California. ASK HIM. Make him confront his lack of character.

Flying for work while recovering from a sinus and double ear infections?? Without my boyfriend?? Grumpy Matt is very much in control today

"They’re taking Shirly": An Army sergeant thought his family was safe. Then ICE deported his wife. [Published with our friends @thewarhorsenews.bsky.social]

Brad Lander, New York City’s top finance official, was handcuffed and taken away while trying to escort a defendant out of immigration court. He can be heard saying, ‘You don’t have the authority to arrest US citizens.' www.ft.com/content/dbcc...

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

Not a faith based commercial playing during smosh mouth 😭

Might fuq around and start streaming again

Not sure how I got so lucky 🥹 😍

something about an American pope screams “end of world vibes” anywho stream Abracadabra on all your favorite streaming services!

This is America.

Resisting the urge to burn it all down

Not Target becoming an online scalper, that’s over 10 dollars for 10 cards 💀 They really said let me get these profit margins up robber baron style 🤑 Suggested retail price for Pokemon Booster Bundles are 27-29.99 UD.

Someone cast me as Seymour before I age out pls & thank you

Going back to the office after a great weekend is not it

I’m back on my crockpot bullshit and i couldn’t be happier ✨

I'd bet most Americans don't realize the six Nazi extermination camps during World War II also involved rendition to a foreign country. Auschwitz, Treblinka, Belzec, Sobibor, Chełmno and Majdanek were all located in Poland. Not Germany. Important historical fact.

The trek back to LA has started - how many times will I contemplate driving off a cliff today? So far we’re at 2.

Nothing like a night of no sleep to really prepare you for a cross country drive

Today was just not meant to be a good day… and that’s fine.

Apparently I’m blocked from commenting on Instagram?? Todays been weird

Being woken up by a dream you can’t remember should be illegal

I just ranted about Paramore for an hour (in a good way) on Instagram while getting stoned - how’s your Saturday night?

I refuse to let work get in my way of watching survivor while it airs (it plays in my pocket with one AirPod in while I run around backstage lol)

Did I impulsively buy a ticket to see my friend perform on Broadway with Orville and Eva? Yes. Do I have flights yet? No… any daddies want to help this theater gay? Lolol

Well half my tribe was voted off … starting off survivor fantasy league strong this season 🫠

I’m in a MOOD right now so I’m forcing myself to take a moment to acknowledge 3 things in grateful for: - I have somewhere to live, even if it’s not “mine” it’s more than some have. - I have a somewhat steady income even if it’s minimal. - I have a supportive, loving, caring partner

the ending of this episode of Traitors 🙃

When your boyfriends literally the cutest and hottest simultaneously 🥵😍 how lucky am I?!

Falling asleep at 8pm is all fun and games till your recurring nightmare has you up and at em at 6am

I would like to live in a world where I can own some land with my partner and just be gay and not HAVE to do crimes you know?

Silicon Valley in 2008: We’re going to make the best products that will make the world a better place. Silicon Valley in 2025: What do you mean you don’t like our chimera of Roblox and Fortnite? Isn’t this what the human offspring like?

Hayley Williams is a lyrical genius. (yes this includes misery business)

Presidents day!? Ugh, just throw the day away. 🤢

The leader of Israel said trumps the best president the US has had while trumps actively doing shit hitler did …