Oh- my. ...Where am I supposed to look?

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A mysterious mossy figure chilling in the shadows, with tiny glowing eyes peeking out Comm for @zephyrshadefire.bsky.social

🍎Driska! Sorry chitlin, I forgot.

So, would this be what happens when Meru and Spooky share the body?

Ello daughter.

Fuck... how are you this tight? Wait. This isn't right. Why am I screwing my daughter?!

Yay, my daughter lives.

Bold of her to assume her father would care if she's teasing.

🍎 Ya know, I'm tempted to get another commission of my bastard done. Though I do want to lean more towards the fact that they're a sapient primordial tree that's also eldritch due to 1) how big they actually are and 2) how old they are.

I told you to put shorts on damn it! Why don't you listen to your father?

Well, at a certain time of night, dear, you turn red and get extremely horny. That's all.

🍎 okay, daughter.

....I swear to fuck, these bastards keep breaking into my house. I live in the damn void stop showing up without clothes! YOU WILL FREEZE TO DEATH!!

Fine. Goofball. -Turns around-

Well, luckily fall is coming soon.

I feel like I should, I still can't feel my legs. Please stop sucking...

G-dfucking dammit. Why is my daughter flashing the TL? PUT ON A DAMN SHIRT!

Nikki, why are you like this? I can't handle being milked dry six days in a row. Stop tempting me!

Axolotl is craving the blue demon...

"It's nice, I'm just a bit concerned that I can't wear clothes in here."

Goddammit Nikki. Let me sleep.

Hi :p

That still doesn't bloody explain why she keeps asking me to hold her tits.

-The air shimmers and warps before it suddenly splits open as if sliced, revealing a roiling black nothingness on the other side. An antlered figure peers out of the disruption in reality before taking a step out, hands clasped behind their back and the slice closing up behind them.- "Lovely."

"Goddamnit why do you have a gyroscopically stable ass?!"

I'll be fine, not like she's gonna make a beeline towards me just so she can milk me dry.

How can I be intimidated if I plan on picking her up and comforting her?

"You know, I'm yet to find someone that can handle eons worth of pent up nutsludge. I'll find them one day though, I've got all the time in the world."

♡ + ⟳ If you… really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐄

*Sigh* Again? How does this keep happening.

A soft chime begins to fill the air, as a harsh wind blows in from the aether bringing with it a plethora of leaves that start to swirl around The Reader. As the seconds pass the chimes become louder and the +

Hm, you say that like it'll be a challenge for me.

"𝐌𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬~" -ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ -sᴜʙᴍɪssɪᴠᴇ ʙʏ ᴅᴇғᴀᴜʟᴛ -ᴏʀᴀʟ ғɪxᴀᴛɪᴏɴ -ʟɪᴍɪᴛʟᴇss -100% ᴀʀᴛɪғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ʙᴏɴᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ғʟᴇsʜ -ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴘᴀɴᴋ ᴍʏ ᴀss -ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢᴀᴘᴇ ᴍᴇ

Thine fuck are you doing back there? Stand in the light where I can see you. Do not force my hand.

"Hm, if you're asking me to chill the air in the room, such a task is a simple endeavor. Though I must ask, why should I? Don't be shy now. Give me a good reason and I may consider it."

She won't, for one I'm not a patron nor am I a nightguard. I am merely an observer.

"Hm? Not much. Simply enjoying a cuppa tea. Care for one?"

Pin - Character Information Yggdrasil Reinart Descalpis THE PROGENITOR

🍎 Hm, should probably make a pinned post. Eh, I'll do it later. Feeling a tad lazy right now and I don't know if I want to include the whole ass google doc I have for this character that is literally mainly just his abilities.