Not to self report but I left a Monster on this

To the Joker, a sea cucumber is just a regular cucumber

You ever look back at someone and realize they were all red flags? "Yeah this quirky thing about me is I never watch anything people recommend"

Bitches call me Anomalocaris

send me a funny meme to redraw

Imagine Dragons is kinda like McDonalds

Rest in Peace, Alex Cimo. Contigo se va uno de los últimos

I have one weird superstition. I like to think if I have an important question for someone, and I never ask it, that person will always find their way back into my life. I know it sounds dumb, but that's why whenever I care about someone a lot I leave something unasked

Inside you there are two wolves One is gay The other one is also gay This is why they're inside you

Boys

Today I had not one but two Category 6 Catastrophe customers

You guys think they’ll change Diddy Kong’s name cause Yeah

Guys when you notice your voice trained tgirl friend drops to her standard voice instead of her hyper femme trained voice when it's just you two is that a good sign?

I can be your Mardu or your Grixis

Are there any rules you use that technically make a Nuzlocke easier but potentially more exciting?

Me personally I wanna use Bluesky like I'm going "Jarvis, analysis" name an e-celeb and be made aware of their controversies and if I have to hate them cause I cannot keep up

Pride month? Baby I’m proud all year, this month I just get to not look conceited

Nvm can’t keep me down

Okay so. Critical mass of bad things has happened today. I swear I'm not vagueposting but half of it I legally cannot bring up. So. Yeah just screaming into the void

Starting to think a Blaze White 2 Nuzlocke may be genuinely impossible

Happy pride fucks

Seems pretty obvious but. Duh? Brought to you by "Doi?"

Practicing Blaze Black 2 Redux for a potential stream game and god this is nuts

Looked up this furry porn comic on my usual porn site 109 pages No sex The character dynamics were lovely though

Un-fucking bearable client at the store today

Okay besties We are officially in bad day territory. Unfortunate. But. Eh, bad days end

Hey uh I don’t think many artists follow me but I’m in dire need of someone that can do landscape artwork. I have a tight budget at the moment but it would be working with a publisher and would likely lead to long term relationship if that’s something someone could be into

Have not slept tonight. Going to work in an hour. Someone shoot me

Hey uh I don’t think many artists follow me but I’m in dire need of someone that can do landscape artwork. I have a tight budget at the moment but it would be working with a publisher and would likely lead to long term relationship if that’s something someone could be into

keep waking late and feeling g- bad

You know. Someone I used to care a great deal about (we lost contact years ago over them being kind of an ass) reached out today. We met playing DnD and they drew art of my character. Through our ups and our downs, this was what connected me to them. A memory of our better times

Encountering extreme creative burnout for I think the first time? Or maybe I have before but it is distinctly different while being on a payroll when "not feeling like it" ceases to be an option

As someone who knows nothing about Hatsune Miku. Is it fair to put her in the same genre of artist as Gorillaz

Furthermore inazuma eleven post

And now, Pragmata and Grogu

Keep waking too late I am not functioning at peak performance

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

Trying to find the biggest bot lure post. Like the one time I said I needed a PFP some bot wanted to sell me art. The one time I said I wanted to get better at writing some "editor" started following me. Any ideas?

Don't make me buy the switch 2...

okay so without breaching NDA, having worked with big companies and big license holders I'll say this. It is all a fucking mess, there is a single guy in each department holding entire franchises' integrity like Atlas while the corpo class keeps getting new members

Dating an artist be like Me: Love that drawing darling The artist boyfriend: This sucks. This is garbage. I am garbage. I am an insult to art. I hate art. Art hates me

you guys think at this point some writer gets some sadistic glee every time leomon dies

So fucking warm please someone take me out To dinner or with a sniper rifle I could not care atp

Oil in the sea? Spill issue

Hey babe you must be my mom 24 years ago CAUSE YOU DELIVER NOTHING BUT DISAPPOINTMENTS! More pick-up lines at 3

So I decided to make goblins in my setting split between Hill, Forest and Night goblins. Hill goblins being the smallest and your standard idea of goblins as groups of troublemakers, forest goblins being shamanistic isolationists, and night goblins trying to be part of multi-race society.

Throwback to that time I was eating spicy curry and told my friends but I fat fingered into “this furry feels so hot in my mouth”

Why did you raise me into your attack dog if you hate it so much when I bite

Who remembers Invizimals