on this red sox opening day im thinking of the woman i met last year who smuggled an entire jar of grillos into fenway park. i hope our paths cross again

in my troy bolton era (sprinting directly from sporting events to concerts)

majoras mask is a game about impressing an older girl with red hair by doing what she tells you. A lot of you could stand to learn a lesson.

“Boston has no nightlife” uhmmm then explain the 24 hour dunks right by me???))? grow up

“would 1 pm EST work” oh you fool. you buffoon. you’ve fallen into my trap. “yes” i type “1 pm EDT works for me, thank you” oh what a fool ive exposed him to be, a hack that doesn’t know the different between daylight and standard time…. another win for the ol’ mco

calling my shot and ordering Taco Bell to arrive at the function in 3 hours

Milestone moment for Money Müller 🔥 With her two assists last night, Alina Müller becomes the first Fleet player to record 50 career regular-season points!

WE'RE GOING TO OVERTIME. 🚨: Gabel 🚨🚨: Keller 🚨🚨🚨: Tapani

shouldn’t have smoked that shit now ive gotten my passport stolen and im trapped in Montreal

just realized that BNL’s “if I had $1,000,000” might be about canadian dollars. sick to my stomach

forgot i added this to my to-do list yesterday in a fit of exhaustion

i mean at these prices id be LOSING money if i didnt get it…

it’s 60 degrees outside and there are two men outside yelling at each other about space savers. when will the discourse end

at the end of the day this is what it’s all about

it’s bandcamp Friday my dudes 🙂‍↕️

in massachusetts all hours are unhappy by law, but meals…. meals can be happy still…. ponder this

i recorded some trumpet for one of the tracks here! really glad to be a part of the project showcasing women in vgm 😁

nothing like a little DP (Diet Pepsi) before bed

doing things with immeasurable consequences (made an old school runescape account)

every time you want to have a beer but don't is a mental rep

something has changed in the air….. shamrock shake season…. its back

just bought a couch can i get some “wow so adult”s in the chat

what’s going on with ski jumping. are they okay

might fuck around and get emotionally invested in curling

bandcamp Friday!!

POV your ska band is from massachusetts

gotta get this off my chest: lately ive been reaching for the “”fake”” maple syrup instead of the “”real”” stuff. that’s just the sort of wild thing going on in my twisted reality

watching the channel that only plays Columbo i haven’t moved in 3 hours

im sorry but its Fucked Up to store soup in a rectangular container!!!!!!!!!! soup is round in its natural state let it be free!!!!

me hitting the “bagel” button on a toaster despite putting in my bagel with no thought to orientation: haha yay 🥰

one of my life hacks is looking up the price to uber somewhere, shaking my head and taking public transit instead, then acting like ive saved myself money that i can now use for a little treat

seeing sunrise at MAG the bad way (waking up early instead of going to bed late)

becoming a weeb so that I Actually Know More Songs for the taiko arcade game

mr president a bassoon has hit the trombone community reading session

Imma Be So Real With You This Fella Is The Only Thing Keeping Me Sane

headed to sleep before 5 am at mag im really losing my touch

yo I learn new shit about this con every year #magnseek

hi i dont use this but now is as any time as every any way its MAGFest time baybeeee

my dear friend @michaelwithana.bsky.social and I put together a bespoke 9-piece "rouge stage music from sonic adventure 2" cover band for this very special occasion. I'm working on the arrangements and I'll be playing drums. this will probably only happen once ever! not to be missed! I'm so excited

hey im here now. whats the haps what r the kids into these days