Apparently with the DHS shutdown, everyone is getting the Global Entry treatment, so thank the Democrats for that!

I just landed at O'Hare from Copenhagen and there was no line, didn't even show my passport, just took my picture at an iPad and left.

@stevevance.net the fabled double articulated trolleybus

Is anyone else getting the robot massage ads on Instagram or just me?

The forbidden blue jello

Ski helmets save lives! I caught an edge at speed and got flipped on my back and hit my head hard, but I'm up and skiing again!

Skiing in Davos, Switzerland (luxury resort town where the WEF occurs each year) costs 67-90 CHF (~87-115 USD) for a half or day pass right at the window, while skiing at Winter Park, Colorado (last place I skied in the US) costs $259!

There's nothing more European than bad house covers of popular songs.

This bread got me feeling some kinda way

More Swiss bus content for you sickos.

Riding the train between Davos and Klosters for "free" (included with a mandatory 5.90 chef/night tourist tax)

Ridin' the bus

On the Rhätische Bahn to Klosters

I am in Switzerland!

Automated metro in Copenhagen

I saw the northern lights from a plane tonight! This is looking SOUTH when we were over Iceland.

Honestly the worst part of this is if they ruin wolf lake to put in a stadium.

Lol bye bears. I hope they regret their decision.

Taking the stairs down to the concourse in Ogilvie so I don't have to look at that awful AI injury lawyer ad.

An American coot stands on ice in Montrose Harbor, showing off its feet.

"It's such a nice spring day! Let's ride the DPRT! "

Lake forever sky for now.

The sky over the lake today has been on some shit today. (Probably related to the poor air quality)

Valoisentines day at the President's table

Has anyone ever seen someone get kicked off of the Metra for not paying their fare?

I swear it's 25° feels like 40 today. I had to unzip my coat and take off my gloves for a bit.

The Eastern end of promontory point is completely coated in ice now.

Beautiful texture in the clouds today

Artisan salt harvested from the streets of Chicago

Chicago bridge carcass from the Montgomery Ward Riverwalk

For sale: plain butthole donut, gently used

I went through the piss tunnel and it smelled nothing of piss but i still call it that as a stubborn Chicagoan

The employees only are particularly vibrant this time of year

Got put in the cold today to take a bunch of pictures of the skyline and the lake

I am begging *ass Management to stop sending me 3 emails a day about the upcoming cold!!!

Mentally I am here (also physically)

Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day!

Des Plaines, pronounced des plaines

My favorite painted signs in the city,. In South Chicago

South Shore, Chicago

I'm at the combination oberweis and red hot ranch.

Babe you're like a disc brake, you make a lot of noise when I get you wet.

I'm surprised Strava hasn't rolled out a credit card yet.

Half mile ride down a side street to lunch and I get an asshole in a CR-V gunning it through stop signs and speed bumps to pass me. Then yells out "what's wrong with you man? I'm just trying to drive" when we stop at the same light

I don't really like it when someone with a Midwestern accent says Melbun or Moan Rayal.

So do we need to call these "freedom plantains" from now on?

Minneapolis sunset

The Minneapolis skyline is dominated by plumes of steam today.

Biked today in Minneapolis! 12 degrees and sunny. They don't salt the roads here.

The famous jingle all the way organized santa crime ring Warehouse