— Yeah... You're the only one that thinks that, kid.

Staring at himself... — Yeah, no, I'm okay.

— No, no I'm not.

— Why should I?

Checks the time on his watch. — Nope, not really, go on then.

@warmongering.bsky.social —I think your sister likes me, what should I gift her? Be useful.

— I do, and since you know so much, please tell me the definition of "darling".

— So she missed me... Interesting.

— Not sad, just boring... Did you just call me darling?

— No, I don't like silence because I have nothing to think about.

— First of all, you fuck everything. Second, I don't fuck fish, at least I haven't for the past centuries. Can't say the same thing about you and your... Travesty.

—... You really suck at this, how funny.

— Ha! That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

—... What? Explain.

— Why are you speaking in rhymes like a dumbass?

— Quiet is annoying, in my experience.

—Well, how boring. Perhaps I should go back under the sea.

— But it's appreciated (?

— How would I know, maybe they text.

— Not really complaining, you know. Anyways, you were saying?

— My point.

— I am busy, sadly, and if she has needs, she can do as she pleases, Ares. I bet Aphrodite does the same... Actually, I know.

— Ah, that's fine, I don't really care. Her choice.

— I don't know what Aphrodite sees un you either... So, why were you calling me?

— So what you're saying is that you missed me. What do you want?

— Yes?

@khaoticocean.bsky.social l

— Yeah... Considering you're dating my son, I don't think you should.

— I have many faces anyways, I'm hot in every single one.

— Spreadsheets?...

I'm not gonna post it as Poseidon, but I think this is so funny, him with the Nemo characters. 😂//

Taking advantage of the compliments.

— The summoning you mean? I'll be honest, coming from an Ares kid, I, don't mind cause your father will be pissed, and that cracks me up.

— It's made of stone, so it doesn't get ruined by the water. We take care of it. My court is a long matter to explain, and I have too many children to remember over the centuries.

...

— See, why are you still here? Where you spying me in the shower?

Great day to be Poseidon.

— Okay, let's see. Makes Percy appear in a water swirl. — Hey, kid. Athena says she feels better about herself when she's around me, what does that mean for you?

— You gotta work on that.

— I know what you meant by saying that, but this kind of talking is probably why people think we are having a thing.

— Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.

— But I do, tho. And I'm also older.

—... Like what?

— Okay, sure.

— I don't even know where they came from, but I really don't care.

— Why does everyone think I'm hooking up with Athena?