Hey! You're late! Didn't you hear? We have overflow hotel options located right across the street! Get your room booked now so you can get to your desk on time and not miss out on everything happening at WeaselWorx!

Have you selected your office department yet for @anthroexpo.com ? ((And did you choose my team: Vehicular Avoidance??)) The glory (and the pizza party) will be OURS THIS FEBRUARY!!!!!!!!

At WeaselWorx, we know that the best assets we have are you...and the sweet loot you have! We can't auction you off (legal still hasn't found that loophole), but we're still taking donations for our charity auction, with all proceeds going to SISU! Check replies for more info!

Im going to be a guest judge! Sign up and SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.

Have you been wondering what all there is to do at AnthroExpo this year? Wonder no more! Pre-reg closes December 1st, so stop waiting and start registering! anthroexpo.net

Corporate says it’s “team building", but we know it’s just an excuse to watch you dance. AnthroExpo’s dance competition signups are open until New Year’s Day! Apply now before you’re relegated to the clapping department!

When we put on our live auction, we don't play around. Submit your goods, your art, your cars, your soul- it all goes to a good cause! All proceeds go to our charity partner, Sisu! scissortailfandomsinc.betterworld.org/donate-an-item

We have officially sold out our main hotel space, but don't worry. We have overflow options available, and right across the street! Don't wait, these rooms will likely go fast as well and you don't want to be caught sleeping on the job in your cubicle, do you? Book your room now!

Don't miss out on your opportunity to get in on the ground floor of this high-profile venture! Art show applications are still open for the time being, make sure to send yours in while you still can! More info in the replies!

It's Native American Heritage month! Together with @felistyria.bsky.social and @lambcorpses.bsky.social , we offer a showcase of artwork and a personal statement to start off the month of community.

Attention all employees! Please proceed to the break room during your scheduled break to receive one (1) fun-sized candy bar and an appreciation postcard upon which you can write your name. This is just our way of thanking you for not forming a union. Happy Halloween!

Speaking of company swag- I stole these from Hugh's desk this morning. Here's a glimpse at the designs for some of the merch you can get if you pre-register! The cutoff date is getting close. Better hurry up!

WeaselWorx values our community (AKA watching you animals take home AMAZING COMPANY SWAG PROVIDED BY YOU)! New, custom, or gently-used items are taken home by the top bidder, and every cent goes to our charity partner to help those who need it most. See the replies for info!

Our very important meeting agenda states that rooms at the main hotel are almost gone- but don't worry, we have something up our sleeve. Booking info is now available for our overflow location! Don't delay, book your room today!

Have you submitted your panel yet? Have you made your spreadsheets and prepared your laser pointer? Are you ready to give the presentation of a lifetime? Why am I asking you all these questions? Go submit your panel! forms.office.com/pag...

Have you seen these OFFICE PERKS?! 📞✨ @anthroexpo.com has a MOUNTAIN of goodies for all Pre-Reg tiers (some yours truly has had their filthy little paws in creating!!!) The con is 116 days away… which department will you join? 👀 And will you WIN THE PIZZA PARTY?! 🍕

You've heard of Labubu, you've heard of Lafufu, but have you heard about Hughbubu? It's WeaselWorx's most beloved CEO now in an adorably tiny little gremlin form. Can you believe it? Us Either. Pre-reg now!

Team, it has come to our attention that not all team members have applied for our dance competition. We think it's important that everyone participate. All who apply will receive WELLDONE points, which you can use to show off to your fellow employees!

Attention, All Vendor Applicants! Due to technical issues, many applicants did not receive an email, whether they were accepted or not. If you applied and received no email, please contact vendors@anthroexpo.com for an update! (Also, make sure you verify your account on Concat!)

An extra 36 seconds of (unpaid) break time for you. Well done.

Super Sponsors now get expedited entry to main events! Front row seats=more face time with corporate. Guests with accommodations needs may also request expedited entry, because everyone deserves a smooth start to their shift!

HR told us “no glow raves.” So naturally… we’re throwing one. Pet Night at THE RAVEYARD 🪦 presented by Doghouse Outreach and Scissortail Fandoms! Saturday, Oct 11 - DJ CottonCandy Panda on deck. 🐼 October 11th, OKC Eagle | 9PM–2AM | 21+ BRING YOUR ID

Got accepted into @anthroexpo.com’s dealers den YAY YAHOOOOOO !!!

Vendors, check your emails! If you were selected for a growth opportunity, you should have received a contact pertaining to your opportunity to generate revenue in Q1 of 2026! Make sure to check your spam folders if it's not there!

Want to be in the know about hotel expansion? Want to get early alerts for when rooms become available? Join our list! Filling out this form means we can send you an email when hotel rooms become available, so you don't have to worry about missing a post!

Every company has its creative types, and Weaselworx is no exception. Thats why this year we are hosting our first art show! Show off everything from 2d digital or traditional art, 3d objects, animation, physical art, and more all weekend for everyone to see and even take home!

Our charity auction is already looking to be a big one this year- and we want it to be even bigger. We're talking record breaking, jaw dropping, make Hugh's mamma cry big. We need YOU to make that happen! Submit your items for auction!! What are you waiting for?? anthroexpo.net/chari...

Creatures of all shareholder value levels, WELCOME TO Q4!!! This is the FINAL fiscal quarter of the year, which means it's all paws on deck! Pre-Registration remains open, so if you want all of the AMAZING goodies that our teams are cooking up, register now! 🔗 👇

This is ur AnEx26 CEO of Silliness & GoH! Calling all Specialists & Experts of their favorite fields to sign up & host a networking event or meeting for our guests at AnEx26!! Can't wait to see them! @anthroexpo.com panel submissions are open! :> #AnEx26 #AnthroExpo

On your marks....Lets Start!!!!..... THE FAMILY FEUD!!!! If you're coming to @anthroexpo.com next year you'll have the chance to potentially come be a contestant on stage to win big for the con charity!!! Take a look at the fun we had last year video in thread!!!

Last call! If you're wanting to help keep the office alive with your best music for our after hours dances, this is your last chance. Musician applications close 9/30, that's tomorrow night folks! Don't miss out! forms.office.com/pag...

Want a chance to join the giant @anthroexpo.com Where’s Waldo Office Project (that will also be a giant banner)?! Drop your ref below and let me get some of your cute faces in to fill any empty spaces! Sharing always appreciated — thank you all for your help! 🙏 💖

You know what every business meeting needs? Presentations! Lectures! Powerpoints! Panel Submissions are open, and we're looking forward to see what you can show to our shareholders- i mean...attendees! Sign up here! forms.office.com/r/Z...

Memo re: enjoyment participation Participants in the Dance Competition will be remembered during their performance review. The winner may receive 1 hour of PTO (union members excluded). Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

We at AnthroExpo...i mean...Weaselworx are happy to bring you this special announcement! Please see the following video for more information! See you at the office! anthroexpo.net

guys this is our FIRST YEAR doing art show!!!! and you DO NOT need to have the piece completed before signing up!!!!

HELLOOOO!! Hugh Gablogian, art collector. I want to invite you to an art show! But first, we're going to need some art! So, artists, designers, producers, and virtuosos should check out the link below to sign up! 🔗👇 Entries are open now! Marvelous!! 🎨😍

HR told us “no glow raves.” So naturally… we’re throwing one. Pet Night at THE RAVEYARD 🪦 presented by Doghouse Outreach and Scissortail Fandoms! Saturday, Oct 11 - DJ CottonCandy Panda on deck. 🐼 October 11th, OKC Eagle | 9PM–2AM | 21+ BRING YOUR ID

Salutations, Weaselworx employees! Our friends at the Embassy Suites reports our block is running low! For Thu-Mon, only king suites remain. For Fri-Mon, both king + queen available, but dwindling. We recommend acting soon to secure your break room!

Hello team, Unfortunately, our newest digital mascot, Cade, whom was only onboarded moments ago, has been let go. As a friendly reminder, open flames in the office are PROHIBITED. Even if they are, "part of your eternal life force" Thank you for your understanding!

Want to help us broaden our four-quadrant appeal? Weaselworx is searching for some audio entrepreneurs to diversify beyond our key demographics and engage our workforce to drive buy-in! (DJ / musician applications are now open, link in the replies!)

Hi everyone! As you may know, Anthroexpo's charity efforts reach their peak at our annual company auction! Our charity team have put together the following presentation about how you can participate, and get your items into the hands of our shareholders- i mean...attendees!

Here at WeaselWorx, our managers are so busy thinking outside of the box, that they BECOME the box. Want to learn how to increase shareholder value like no other? Register now and you just might 📈📦 🧀: @sillysox.bsky.social

🚨AnthroExpo Hotel Room Openings🚨 Weaselworks intern reporting for duty Our gracious overlords, I mean upper management, has decided to open the hotel room block! No need to sleep in your cube anymore! Book now and maybe they’ll let us go home for Christmas anthroexpo.net/hotel...

🚨AnthroExpo Hotel Room Openings🚨 Weaselworks intern reporting for duty Our gracious overlords, I mean upper management, has decided to open the hotel room block! No need to sleep in your cube anymore! Book now and maybe they’ll let us go home for Christmas anthroexpo.net/hotel...

they keep trying to press it early I only have the attention span to stop them for 12 more hours…. APPLY TO THE ANTHROEXPO DEN THIS IS YOUR FINAL THREAT* *email :)

12 HOURS LEFT! We repeat: Only 12 hours remain before vendor applications CLOSE! Dealers Den, Artist Alley, and Night Market will not wait. Don’t get left out of this strategic growth opportunity. Apply now! Link below!

Yo! It's ya boy Tate here. Just a quick heads up. If you haven't submitted your vendor application, markets close on Sunday, August 31st at 11:59 PM CST! So move while you can! PS: They told me something about playing with Blocks, in my Room, on Tuesday? What's up with that.

FRIENDLY REMINDER. VENDOR APPLICATIONS CLOSING SOON AND FRIDGE CLEAN OUT ON FRIDAY. THX, -MGMT

Hey, yeah, we're trying to value engineer the process for outsourcing our development cycle to you, and we just need to timebox this for you, mmmkay? Make sure panel submissions are on your radar! Link in the replies!