ᅟᅟ ᅟᅟ ❛ 𝑊𝐸'𝑅𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐸 ᔆᴬᴵᵞᴬᴺ ᔆᵁᴾᴿᴱᴹᴱ 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 .ᐟ

Feel like being problematic today

Bit late to tell me that. I'm literally in the middle of skipping. I think I'm just bored of doing the same thing every day for the last nine years. Tried mixing things up by showing up to class high, but Pearl said that was "inappropriate". Speaking of drugs, I got some advil for your sniffling.

Good. Glad you appreciate it. I've been alright, I guess. Pretty bored. Been skipping classes lately. [Lapis... You're the teacher.]

My bad. Thought it was a sad sniffle, not a sick sniffle. Don't think I could beat that up unfortunately.

Steven? What's wrong? Do I gotta beat somebody up for you?

"Happy father's day to all the dads out there. Except the one I slept with. And Sour Cream's dad because he's also a bum. Vidalia traded up with Yellowtail."

/

Oh hell yes

#StevenUniverse #Spinel

/ We are so back

#StevenUniverse #LapisLazuli

"Lars of The Stars", a Steven Universe spinoff, is officially in the works and coming to Prime Video in the future! #StevenUniverse

Pearl 🦪 #stevenuniverse #stevenuniversefanart

悪い顔～

I am so lonely. All of my gems are scared of me. No one warps to me. No one wants to be my crewmate-- They think I am corrupted. They send me from colony to colony conquering in their name. "Jasper". I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. #Invincible #StevenUniverse

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

Water Witch 💧 #StevenUniverse #StevenUniverseFanart #LapisLazuliStevenUniverse

. . . May I ask why?

Bummer. Know a guy who can fix that. As long as you're okay with her being pink and semi-immortal and her hair being a portal for him.

What? Did you divorce or something?

/ I'm going to be offline today

"Right? Anyway, hand that cupcake over here." She holds her hand out.

"Yeah, that'd work. She's like a vacuum. Watched her drink used fryer grease once. Was equal parts disgusting and fascinating."

"Oh nice." Didn't even look away from her book. "I thought you didn't eat?"

[Oh... Oh no.] W-Wow... Um- Yeah. [Watch this bitch 180] How's the hand? Hopefully not too damaged.

Do it. You won't. [She's banking on her not knowing which Pearl in specific. Homeworld made thousands of them. What's the odds she'll somehow pick out the exact right one?]

[Nope.] Only Steven and Pearl are allowed to do that. [She easily rolls out from under Glimmer] Steven for the healing spit and Pearl because she's my girlfriend.

I uh... Don't need to breathe. This is mildly uncomfortable at worst. [She's not even heavy.]

I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING YET! [She's fighting back. Thank god Gems don't need air. This is more uncomfortable than actually dangerous.]

Chicken wha- [Aaaand she's tackled.] AYO WHAT THE FUCK!?

What?

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I DIDN'T KNOW MARRIED GUYS WERE OFF LIMITS!

HEY, I ALREADY RUINED ONE MARRIAGE. I'M TRYING NOT TO RUIN ANOTHER.

@royalteleport.bsky.social Aren't you married? 🤨

/ I hate my fucking brain. It never shuts the fuck up.

#art #digital_art #steven_universe Lapis Lazuli's new dress

#StevenUniverse #BlueDiamond

"Bored. Going to introduce Peridot to 4Chan's /b board."

"I'm running out of pot. Peridot needs to unfuse soon so she can grow me some more, dammit."

"If I ever become a "live, laugh, love" kinda woman please violently end me."

#StevenUniverse #Garnet

"That'll teach that random stranger NOT to hit me unprovoked."

She smashes her knee against Glimmer's right hand, smashing it against the wall behind them. Not hard enough to break anything, but hard enough that it'll hurt to move any of her fingers for a couple days. "Have fun using your left hand." And then she leaves. Absolute menace.

"Depends." She glances down then back up. "You left or right handed?" The way she asked that question gave the impression that it was a question that shouldn't be answered. At least, if Glimmer wishes to still have two functional hands.

"What an oddly specific thing to ask." She leans in dangerously close, maintaining the death stare. It's even more unnerving as she doesn't even breathe or budge an inch. Deathly still. "You know anything about that?"