I’ve had this annoying pressure in my ear for 4 whole days. Took O N E antibiotic and it’s gone. Did they give me super ultra amoxicillin or..?

Government mandated Kiri skin

I love when I have a horrible morning and that turns into 9pm and I haven’t eaten a single thing. Good times

Okay but what if I strangle Seth Rollins with my bare hands I’m gonna LOSE IT

Also Wendigoon is gonna be WendiDAD I’m so happy for him n Kayla omg

I wish I was Not Here brother this blows

Dawg I forgot how fucking good Midnight Mass is jfc. Father Paul looks like an ex so boo but still

Did I mention I fuckin ran into Jimmy Uso at the airport on Tuesday 🧍🏻‍♀️ bro wyd in T.F. Green

Post travel depression is so real and it’s being MEAN to me >:( just let me LIVE

Someone called me “the most lore-accurate Boa” and I’m fucking WEEPING

I don’t want to go back home :(

Instacarting super glue to my hotel room. Truly the LA experience

The fun thing about uber is that you get to completely fabricate a life story if they ask. Today I’m surprising my loaded realtor husband with pregnancy news and a dog. Tomorrow? Who knows who I’ll be

Another all nighter for a flight les gooooo

ITS ELI DAY YIPPEE🎉🎉

Me: I love cherries! My intestines: we do NOT love cherries

Idk might fuck around and get comatose high and watch Too Many Spirits

The a/c is on and my office is still an oven oh my god

I wonder how many rings are at the bottom of the oceans solely from women dramatically ripping them off and tossing them into a body of water while confronting their cheating husbands

Recently bought a teething toy to combat overeating while high and man. It works. Am baby

Thinking thoughts. Missing the gang. 😩😩 I loved drinking n having fun w these goobers so much take me back I am BEGGING 📸: sero.tonin.shots on IG

When….. when people start using your vocal quirks…. my soul 🥺

As a cosplayer, been thinking about shaving off the tails of my eyebrows to make styling easier. But as someone who doesn’t feel like doing makeup every day… man I don’t wanna

You know what would fuck? Mari Lwyd horror game

Watched a crow throat a huge garden snake. Me in bird form

Why people be getting these AWFUL veneers. They look so fake, WAY too big for your mouth, like why are you spending so much money on horribly done fake teeth, you look like a clown

Ewww saw someone on tt be like “ghost sounds so dead without Swiss” GIRL. HE ASSAULTED SOMEONE.

Hmmmm might scrap Copia for Dragon and do Papa V instead

Sea otters are so much fucking bigger than you think they are why are they so BIG

Walked away from my bench for a SECOND and someone yoinked my 45 right off the bar???

The fact that Watcher BLURRED Ryan and Shane’s feet is killing me

Delta being like “hey bb you wanna check ur luggage for FREE?” like hell yeah I do, why you tryna rizz me up

A high revelation: every man I’ve ever dated has been left handed. Every single one. How did I manage that.

Making an executive decision n going to AX because why the fuck not

The stress from the last two days or so is wreaking HAVOC on my body what the fuck. I feel like I’ve been hit by a bus

Deep longing sigh

The next few days are going to be absolutely terrible I fear

This is my first trip in YEARS that I haven’t had a single anxiety attack. Not one. What the fuck

:(

Drunk V would like to be plowed

Dude I love how the show is called “Falcon and the Winter Soldier” bc both of them leave those monikers behind. That’s so fucking poetic oh my god

Spelled “of” like “ove” I might be toasted

If the Museum of Death wasn’t a wholeass 2 hour drive you can bet your ass I’d be going

one rider has a bow, rides a steed white, and wears a crown, conquering ✧ a second rider joins, on a steed red, swinging a sword, mongering - [ #thebandghost #art ]

Sometimes I forget how fun going to the gym is and then I go and I remember

Back in my obligatory “I don’t want to leave California in a few days” mood, I love it here too much

What do you mean Ghost is releasing a Papa V ghildo

Put Darkhawk in Rivals, he sucks but it’ll be cool I promise