Mahiro has cool gear. Also she won that title belt from a bottle of tea. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironman...

boooooooo

Are Emma Stone and Emma Roberts the same person? There's just no real way to know.

Oh those gangsters are in for it, that guy they beat up has a t r a u m a t i c p a s t

PAC PAC PAC

In your face, Willow!

You guys, it's The Elite 😊

IT'S TAZ!

Can't really act like CHAINSAW MAN: REZE ARC isn't exactly what happened the last time a pretty brunette smiled at me.

Anyone from an adventuring party, really.

Telling my grandkids this was Captain Britain.

Metroid drives a motorcycle now, I guess that's pretty cool.

You should buy art from my friend Matt, but not this Grendel-Prime, I already bought it.

You should also buy art from my friend Ing, who drew these idiots from Final Fantasy IX.

You should buy art from my friend JoJo, they painted this watercolor of my D&D character Grahambles the Divine Soul Sorcerer Gnome doing the tavern thing and it's pretty incredible, I think.

Penny's ashes are home. She's on the bar she liked crossing to get from the living room to the kitchen.

Very excited to call social security and find out what this inscrutable low-information letter they sent me is about.

Athena vs. Persephone for the Ring of Honor Women's World Championship at Final Battle gets my highest possible rating of They Beat the Shit Out of Each Other.

😢

"Grizzled Young Veterans" is such a stupid NXT-ass name.

I definitely need this tonight.

Yes, I give you permission to block every newspaper account.

"Search watch history" on YouTube might be the least useful search tool I've ever used on a website.

At one point I had nine cats. Penny was the second of those and Olive, the black cat here, the fourth. Dusty, the fuzzball in the lower right, came along when I only had Penny and Olive. They didn't fight, but they rarely acknowledged each other. Here's a perfect illustration of their time together.

My pretty Penny. A little wretch from a strip mall parking lot. Spring 2007 - Dec. 1, 2025 If she was a human woman I wouldn't have put up with her. So it goes.

Heading to the vet at four, been up all night with Penny. Little miss tough guy is still holding on. I told her it's OK to go but she's so stubborn.

I think this is it for Penny.

Claudio melvined Orange Cassidy.

Not doing well with dry food, either, so it's blended wet food for this old lady. Wish us luck.

She's been fussing at her mouth with her paw after taking bites of wet food. Hoping it's just a bad day.

ah-hahahaaa yesssss

Mox/O'Reilly followed by a no-DQ match and a cage match yet to come? Will this be the bloodiest month in AEW history?

Excalibur barely able to talk for laughing, "He threw him head-first into his butt," call of the night.

AEW Full Gear means Mom and I have been in the new place for a... full year. Which I guess means it isn't new anymore.

The listless "tequila" bit from the MST3K Eegah episode always kills me.

sorry this has been in my head and I had to get it out

*inhales deeply, winces* Ahhhhh, sinus headache season.

Hooted, hollered.

I see someone has sidled up to @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social and whispered the good word of Toni Storm in his ear.

Julia Hart's gear last night was very "the witch redesign for a 90s superhero comic."

That's my champ.

My cat Dusty just did the "head slides and flops off my leg while sleeping on my lap without waking up" thing.

Two Bang Bang Gang matches, that's how you know it's Collision.

Why is the Billy Hatcher theme a dang Proud Mary-ass groove? youtu.be/Kn9cXeaKLuw

The two scariest things in AEW are Shelton Benjamin's jumping knee strike and Megan Bayne's running Liger bomb

No tag team title for Mercedes Moné, I'm devastated.

I've... never had a passport?

Finally got my cats to the vet for their shot updates. He echoed pretty much everything I thought about Penny. She's old as shit, could be this, could be that, too old for surgery, too old and cantankerous to get dragged around for blood work, just keep her fed and what happens happens.

I'm trying to imagine a fate worse than attending a small liberal arts college at the height of RENT's popularity and I have to guess HAMILTON would've come close. Although the popularity of HAMILTON didn't intersect with anything as odious as the swing revival so it's got that going for it.