YOU CAN ONLY KEEP ONE: 1. Crushing your enemies 2. Seeing them driven before you 3. Hearing the lamentations of their women

I dunno, should I start posting these on this platform, too?

I keep putting Kermit in movies and this is probably the best result so far.

Okay, now that Alien: Earth is wrapped up, it's time for Paramount to cast Sydney Chandler in an Aeon Flux movie (with Peter Chung involved this time, of course).

The weirdest trend is current pop bottle tie-ins with non-current pop culture.

I wonder who first realized if you display a chocolate bar vertically you can charge three times as much for it.

Well, there we are. Cooler heads have prevailed.

@erikmissio.bsky.social @onechrisedwards.bsky.social

03 Sep 2025

On behalf of @jimmykimmel.com Thank you, Jimmy.

How many summers is it going to take for them to turn pretty?

This might be the most Canadian thing ever.

Okay, so ... just don't wait until the following summer to release it theatrically, m'kay?

Galaxy getting its props these days! @onechrisedwards.bsky.social @erikmissio.bsky.social

The Secret Railroad, of course.

The Economist's headlines are next-level.

This is a thing of beauty.

Drove behind some Canadiana.

The modern classics. youtu.be/r2nEXHvzwW4?...

Sorry, I had to. It doesn't get mentioned in a lot of songs.

Zach Cregger's Short Cuts

Yesterday, during a 'town hall,' our CEO called the trend among banks, governments, etc., to force remote workers back into offices four to five days a week, and I quote, 'a corporate dick move.' So yeah, I'm happy to be working where I'm working!

This year's TIFF opener is about a guy from my borough. I might have something in my eye .... youtu.be/hatkPBCcYUI?...

This probably happens as frequently as, say, the Olympics. Wordle 1,535 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I still call it that. Don't we all?

What To Know About ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-kpop-demon-hunters/

Spotted at my parents' kitchen. I can NOT ask them if they know what it means.

Alberta: "We're going to charge $100 for a COVID shot." U.S.: "Hold my beer ...."

It's a horror movie. A horror movie can be about the Black experience. A horror movie can be about the immigrant experience. A horror movie can tell the story of marginalized people. A horror movie can use allegory. A horror movie can even get nominated for Best Picture ....

I'm 51 and I've never seen anyone do that thing on the right.

Just a great music video, from a few years back .... www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3_I...

I very much enjoyed Weapons and plan to rewatch soon. What's it like, sans spoilers? It's A LOT like the director's previous film, Barbarian. Did you enjoy Barbarian? If so, I'd recommend Weapons to you. If not, maybe not.

"Kneel before Zoe!"

RIP, General Zod.

I never walk into the right grocery store. youtu.be/dFQIR1mvxG4?...

As an impatient viewer, I'm enjoying this new show, Alicn Caith.

I know who @erikmissio.bsky.social would cut, @onechrisedwards.bsky.social .

Ah, comics used to be so innocent.

Come on, shake your body, baby, do the

Ah, comics used to be so innocent.

Sloan on the radio. Five-year-old: "Is this Weezer?"

The pink Power Ranger knows what it is to be Canadian.

I mean, mine always seems to disappear before melting is even possible .... www.bbc.com/future/artic...

Martin Short on SCTV. He wasn't on it as much as the regulars.

Now that is cool.