Remember, when news outlets first reported that Kash Patel was spending $75,000 of taxpayer money to fly an FBI Gulfstream jet to Milan so he could watch Olympic hockey, the official spokesasshole for the FBI had this to say:

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

So, it's pretty clear MAGA and the Trump Administration are just a big Cosplay Convention for losers and dorks who couldn't get girls in high school and are trying to convince the world they are alpha men. They are failing.

I’ve only met a few of the Epstein survivors but the ones I’ve talked to are amazingly strong. The thing that they’ve said to me, the thing that I’ve not seen reported though I’m sure someone has reported it somewhere is that they face a ton of harassment from people online.

I can't get over this number: in 2007, there were 360,000 newspaper jobs. Now, there are 80,000. "My local paper sucked!" Sure. What sucks even more? The void. "I get all my news from the Guardian!" No, the Guardian doesn't report on your town council, your school board, local cops.

This, by @dankois, so resonated! An ex once introduced me to LUSH and their shampoos liberated from bottles into bar format. It sent me into a funk over our new, topsy-turvy world, where soap and shampoo seemed to conspire in bathrooms everywhere to trade delivery formats slate.com/life/2026/02...

If Trump can help out his donors, he can help you out. Put your money where your mouth is and start sending refunds.

More hope from mRNA vaccines. In this instance, individualized vaccines were given to women with triple negative breast cancer following surgery and adjuvant therapy. The results are quite remarkable. Despite cancer finding a ‘T cell-evading’ work-around in some patients. #Science 🧪

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Should your esteemed constabulary be inclined to cross the pond, we are in possession of a most splendid catalogue of miscreants (which we would be delighted to preserve in like confidentiality) for your good offices to apprehend.

When I said months ago that I would never work for the Ellisons or their motley crew of editorial incompetents if they got control of CNN and that I would quit immediately, this is why.

Someone tell Bari about the Streisand effect

What this says to me is action movies are numbingly formulaic, therefore dead simple to reproduce with a "two sentence prompt." But then I guess I'm an outlier in pop culture. When I was a kid the same replaying of fights ad nauseum in comic books also made me yawn www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/m...

Why do republicans keep referring to the stock market in dollars instead of points?

My message remains the same a year later. We don’t have kings in America, and I won’t bend the knee to one.

The candidate for US Senate endorsed by Gov. Brian Kemp didn’t vote for 20 years, including the 2016 & 2020 presidential elections. apnews.com/article/dere...

It’s SEND HELP time… #filmsky

If we don’t want to repeat history – then for God’s sake in this moment we better be strong enough to learn from it.

Are you a Sam Raimi fan and on the fence about seeing "Send Help" in the theaters? Go. See it. It's prime Raimi and Rachel McAdams is amazing. You're welcome

When you go to vote in the midterms, please vote for the Democratic candidate.

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did THIS IS WHAT AN INSURRECTION LOOKS LIKE ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Getting ICE out of Minneapolis isn’t enough, says U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar: “We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.”

One of the better ideas I’ve seen. Scott Galloway with his “Resist and Unsubscribe. Resistandunsubscribe.com

A group of New York elected officials gathered on Thursday to replace the Pride flag that was removed from the Stonewall National Monument after a directive from the Trump administration.

Will Fox be updating their story on this and giving it the same amount of airtime as they did initial arrest?

Look! "News of a potential immigrant detention center in Kansas City sparked fierce public backlash over the past month. At rallies and protests, many people called on Platform Ventures to not sell the building to the federal government..." And now: www.kcur.org/news/2026-02...

A fascinating proposal to easy our housing shortage www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/b...

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

In just a few moments, I will vote against the so-called SAVE America Act and I am a strong no. That's because this bill would place unnecessary burdens on millions of women and eligible citizens to register to vote and make their voices heard. It is un-American & undermines our democracy.

Dear Humans, Please promise that someday you will prosecute and convict Pam Bondi for her role in violating the Epstein Transparency Act. And don’t send her to a nice prison either. Make it a bad one and bump her head as she gets put into the cop car. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Kristi Noem has to go. Gregory Bovino has to go. Stephen Miller has to go.

For the first time, crickets from Donald Trump. After losing in court multiple times to Illinois and other states, the National Guard was finally quietly pulled out of our streets. The pressure is working, and we’ve got to keep at it.

You know what they’re going to store in those warehouses? People

I've seen a few 4.5 stars from The Guardian reviewers, but never a perfect 5 until this. And I agree. So fun and inspiring. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/f...

We rewatched the halftime show and the closing is so powerful. Bad Bunny’s final messages during his Super Bowl performance: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love.” “Together, we are America.”

“But I didn’t understand a word he said.” Guess what, that’s the experience of many immigrants when they arrive in a new country, including the United States. You get humbled. Then you work hard and start understanding. We could all use that experience

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Bad Bunny understood the assignment…

When you’re offended by “love is more powerful than hate.”

There are a lot of people who are going to complain about being unfairly vilified by that halftime show and it's because they know in their hearts they're on Team Hate.

#BadBunny #ICEout

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

on the balance i think partisan gerrymandering is bad but the only way it ends is if democrats weaponize it against republicans everywhere they can. wiping out republican lawmakers in blue states might bring the GOP to the table to end the practice.

VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.

It's terrifying that the president's brain is crumbling before our eyes, but on the bright side, we're going to be treated to a midterm election season where endangered GOP incumbents keep having to deal with the increasingly insane ramblings of their dementia-ravaged president with no filters left.