if i want to eat, i eat. if i see an eyesore, i kill it. and if it entertains me, i throw it a bone.

i think the vultures like me . . i rather like them too . . especially because they make the disposal of a body quite simple.

𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘻𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥

last night, i dreamt of sinking my teeth into your throat.

𝒊 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒘𝒔; 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒅𝒐𝒈, 𝒊 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒊'𝒗𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒇𝒂𝒓, 𝒃𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅, 𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒕 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒅𝒆𝒆𝒑.

“keep telling yourself that, buddy.” eyebrows raising in amusement, tilting her head to one side just slightly before rolling her eyes at his continued attempts to flirt. “so, are you going to buy me a drink? or are you just going to keep talking my ears off?”

it’s definitely a trick of the light for i am far from an angel. i believe most would refer to me as a devil in disguise.

𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘳, 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭

most certainly not

i am well aware, you’re not the first person to tell me that.

how about you keep your opinions to yourself?

most certainly not.

i do not know myself . .

@sanguismortuorum.bsky.social a stifling sense of forced civility had clung to them for weeks. the saccharine sweetness of the human tea party, with its brittle laughter and strained pleasantries, had finally reached its breaking point. ➷

i suppose to be cursed to live for eternity isn’t as great as the humans believe it to be. you and i know it as fact.

well, time seems to be something we have in excess and with time comes solitude. unfortunately.

there’s no need to praise me for my own stubbornness . .

i suppose i already have been, so yes. as for the fact if it is worth the wait or not, i do not know. it might not be.

i . . i’m not miserable because i choose to hold myself to certain standards and choose to believe certain ideals. doctor, p l e a s e, you’re just upsetting me now.

that may be true, but that still doesn’t mean i’m ’deprived’ of something . . (///////)

my musings do not reflect my own feelings—

aww you don’t have to lie to yourself, everyone gets a little lonely sometimes.

so you would rather lead a lonely life just because of the off chance your enemy would take advantage of your affinity for someone . . that’s rather tragic.

what’s a vampire without anything that keeps them tethered to this earth. i suppose it’s strength for you, but that differs from person to person.

there’s never a necessity for a lover, perhaps you need to look at love from a different perspective.

would you not want to be consumed by your lover?

i would like to believe it is.

𝒂 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒎.

yes, that’s quite alright with me. i won’t be long in the library i just need to set aside a couple of books to read at night. i shall join you in the gardens in around twenty minutes . .

. . . why do i even bother . .

too late, it’s already in the pile with the other heads. no, i am not retiring to my chambers for now. i am simply going to the library.

// yall, if i ever mention cavendish or perona, it's our NPCs sakhf law lowkey hates cavendish in his lore, and perona is robin's handmaid in her lore-- I'm down to plot separate things with Lala's perona and Atum's cav regardless, so pls ignore the random shade on the TL✨

cav-chan seemed rather preoccupied. besides, i just wanted a snack . . she was practically calling my name, begging to be devoured. would you like her head?

yes, very much so. she tasted rather delectable, i could understand why you wanted to keep her around.

yeah i don’t think you liking me is a good thing. oops.

why? were you attached to that one?

she was a very delicious afternoon snack.

why do i feel like that’s a horrible thing . .

it’s already done. c:

you know what . . i’m going to devour that foot maid he seemed to have a liking for. she did smell rather delicious.

( jaw dropping just so, staring at him walk away. practically boring a hole into the back of his head. just absolutely appalled. )

( s t a r i n g at him, brows furrowing together. scrambling to find something to say. ) excuse me, i am not done conversing with you.

what are you? a jester? ( a small giggle bubbles her throat at both his words, and the look on his face. ) need i remind you that you’re my doctor?

( attempting to hide her amusement from showing on her face. ) what does it matter to you?

no, i did not know that. thank you for enlightening me on your insanity, doctor. i shall keep that in mind from now on. ( an uncharacteristically wide smile, one where she’s baring her fangs tugs at the corners of her lips. ) oh please, don’t take cav-chan away from me. he’s far too ➷

well e x c u s e me, i’m a vampire, we’re supposed to have a flair for the dramatics. ( staring at him with narrow eyes, a singular brow raising. ) what 𝙖𝙧𝙚 your intentions then, doctor?