i hate when businesses are like "how did you hear about us?" like idk i just Knew

fuck jacob frey i am so mad at everyone in minneapolis who didnt vote or ranked him at all. TRASH TRASH TRASH

Minneapolis folks: I feel like we are severely lacking in the bakery department. I want someplace that sells fresh bread, I don't care about sweets and pastries. Am I missing somewhere that does this ???

SO this lady who lives miles away from me in a different neighborhood filed a complaint w/the city that’s now potentially going to get my little free library & little free pantry shut down unless we can amend code to specifically protect site amenities as such pls sign my petition c.org/DRrMJb6Czq

Am I imagining things or did the editing features in google photos on mobile get much, much worse. I s2g simple things I used to be able to do (like adding text to a photo) are now 10x clumsier and never comes out right

Starting an audiobook and it's a male narrator

I would soooo love joanna to do a taylors version style rerecording of milk eyed mender. i think her take on it now would be so different and interesting

We launched 2 years ago with the intention of flipping City Council and when the time came: electing a new mayor. Well - that time is now! Early voting starts today, which means Mpls residents have 46 days to cast votes for @omarfatehmn.com @dewayneforminneapolis.com & @jazzformayor.bsky.social.

Unfortunately I thought about bats getting white nose syndrome and started weeping inconsolably

I saw the Marina concert as god intended; surrounded by gay men serenading me with every single word

I feel very blessed to have been single throughout my adolescence and early 20s. This is probs just ace spec bias but I love that I've never felt any need to be in a relationship and that I've always been satisfied without one. I am so so glad that I developed my sense of self independently

I follow so many minnesota people here and everyone is posting fair pics. I, too, went to the fair

It is amazing that popcorn....happens.

usually im like "thank god glee ended before X song came out so they couldn't ruin it" but today im like 😟😟 imagine santana singing chappell roan 😟😟😟

So many people have messaged me about silksong. Thank god hollow knight is my brand

Last night I went to bed at like 8:30, listened to my audiobook for an hour or two and fell asleep, woke up at 6:00 and did an hour long yoga routine. I am inviting this level of chill into the rest of my 30s please.

august is slipping away like a bottle of wine am i right

Can’t see em, but listen! Apparently these are called Banjo Frogs, and they really do make a string-plucking noise! Very eerie in person, so resonant and from various directions!

It's hard to see other people living your dream

"Why Black people don't call the police." And "Why cops make the murder rate go up." Part 1000. Award winning musician GloRilla's house was burglarized by home invaders who knew she would be performing at a concert. Police showed up and... searched her house for drugs...🤔 And charged her.🤡

apparently beyond meat is facing bankruptcy but how will i survive without their meatballs 😭😭😭 they are so much better than every other veggie meatball

One of the (several) times I saw Snowpiercer in theaters, a woman was making disapproving comments and noises about how disturbing it was. When we got to the scene with the frozen arm, she stood up and yelled "it's too dark... IT'S TOO DARK" ran out of the theater and did not come back

There is a feral voice inside me screaming how good blondshell's most recent album is and I need the world to LISTEN

i'm very disappointed that nobody has made aesthetically matching posters for all the conjuring universe films on letterboxd

Oh good yet another reason to love the musical beetlejuice

Horrible news, I took a screenshot of colleen ballinger to make fun of her and my phone asked if it was a photo of me

ngl i think the bible popped off when it said the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil

I think cavatappi is objectively the best. My go-to purchases are usually bowtie, rigatoni, and spaghetti.

Ok Minneapolis we're next please don't fuck this up

I've been on the tidal train for years and it's been so much better than spotify

I love block chains taking out the trash for me and I don't have to do anything

all these news outlets trying to justify what happened to Alex Padilla is like ok so you think the appropriate consequence for speaking one sentence out of turn should be.... getting tackled and arrested???? You think THAT'S normal and ok????

i hate to be this person but kimberly akimbo will never be quite right without bonnie milligan

I know I'm probably not going to reach anyone who doesn't already know this but....please for the love of god Minneapolis we need to get Frey out of office. pls vote in the upcoming mayoral election and DO NOT RANK FREY. He has been a disgusting blight upon our city for too many years

I'm so close to 100%-ing dredge and I am so excited

I just found out that if I open my weather app while it's raining, my phone lightly rumbles in my hand to simulate the downpour

Awful to read this but i needed to be reminded how people truly think like this. Fantastic reply somewhere in this thread pointing out that disabled people are NOT a drain to society--billionaires who funnel their wealth from the many ARE.

There's this one creator I enjoy and she gets batshit hate comments on her videos all the time for NO valid reason (I think people are just jealous of her) and I didn't mean for it to happen but I became her biggest hype person because I'm always telling off the weirdos lol

business owners are kind of the worst humans alive

Who is willing to sit down with me for two full hours and listen to me explain why the greatest showman is such a bad movie

I will never relate to people who are obsessed with sleeping. If I didn't have to I wouldn't!

i wish i could just afford all the exact furniture i want to buy :(

i cannot watch cooking videos of people using a mandolin without the special gloves. it's too stressful

babygirlification

i hate it here. not bill finn

I hate when my video game cut scene ends and the screen goes black and I just see myself staring blankly into the void 😭😭😭

Got this email and was very terrified for a moment that my landlord was telling me I forgot to pay rent but no it was just one of my broadway newsletters 😮‍💨

It's madness that we haven't gotten a Doris Day biopic starring Michelle Williams