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flat earther Daft Punk be like āaround the.. umm. uhhhhhā
about 1 year ago
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iām something of a radical guy myself
13 days ago
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i wish it was socially acceptable to repost my whole profile
13 days ago
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donāt smoke the shit from the elf in the ren faire parking lot. had me geeking. i spent $300 on turtle races. iāve been given a warlockās curse. iāve consumed an entire emuās worth of turkey legs
13 days ago
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wargen
18 days ago
ugh what the fuck is this taste? is this my own medicine? you know i hate that
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speeding down 610 pressing down on my horn like itās a nitrous button in a fast and furious movie
3 months ago
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starting a Medieval Times fantasy league
4 months ago
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taking a 200mg edible and visiting the slowest, most colorful car wash i can find
4 months ago
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trying to look more nonchalant by smugly shrugging my shoulders every fifteen seconds
5 months ago
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floating through the air like a cartoon character when i smell the joint
6 months ago
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tbh it was pretty self important of everyone to assume the whole world was ending in 2000
7 months ago
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how are you leaving literal grime on the toilet seat, for the love of god please wash your ass
7 months ago
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woke US military be like: ask, tell
7 months ago
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crazy that 4/20 is on 4/20 this year
7 months ago
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allorubbing on the plug to show him i missed him
8 months ago
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*most insufferable guy youāve ever met voice* yeah iāve been thinking ab picking up the shamisen
8 months ago
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dr pepper haters are so cringe. āohh bbq water, dr pepper lovers are in a cultā ok SeƱor Soft Drink just because you have the palate of a 10 year old and canāt handle more than 2 flavor profiles at a time doesnāt make it my problem
8 months ago
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having a water feature in my living room would fix me
8 months ago
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wentsday
8 months ago
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learning the riff from Bad to the Bone and playing it everytime my friend takes a drag from his cigarette
8 months ago
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iām Gucci down to my chastity belt
8 months ago
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serving mashed potatoes al dente
9 months ago
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shine bright like a hymen or whatever Rihanna said
9 months ago
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guy who attends pride parades just to cross his arms and slowly shake his head the whole time
9 months ago
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@larianstudios.com
pls let me in to the stress test, iāll send you 5 US dollars
10 months ago
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*showing up to a funeral in shorts* wtf? i thought it was business casual day
10 months ago
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so called āfree thinkersā when a new Sims pack is teased
10 months ago
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everyone looking at the new Discord UI
10 months ago
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closeted eugenicists love the Sims
10 months ago
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sorry i havenāt been posting, my apartment building was hit by a nuclear explosion
10 months ago
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they call me sour dough
10 months ago
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listened to a whole album tonight just because the cover was funny
10 months ago
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in desperate need of a rocking chair
10 months ago
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my many personal confidants speak your name with disdain
10 months ago
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Alexandria was probably pissed about all her books
10 months ago
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i think one or two more vertebrae would fix my back pain
10 months ago
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*passing the blunt to an ape at the zoo* do you think we could be distantly related
10 months ago
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showing up to the function with large stones tied to the bottom of my feet
10 months ago
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god i love being unproblematic
11 months ago
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-took a bat and just started swinging, but for some reason, someone filled all the piƱatas with lit candles?? so yeah thats why iām not allowed at the lantern festival anymore
11 months ago
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moth walking into Home Depotās lighting section: holy shit..
11 months ago
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nature called and she was pissed
11 months ago
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banks arenāt real. āhi yes can i please get a money orderā wtf are we even saying
11 months ago
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can i go to Timbuktu if i havenāt seen the first one
11 months ago
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what if Kirby took Ozempic
11 months ago
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locking my car door every time a middle-aged white woman passes
11 months ago
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@gamegrumps.bsky.social
i used to pray for times like these
11 months ago
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first piss of the new year btw
11 months ago
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crazy that 2025 is on 4/20 this year
11 months ago
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getting fucked up at the mall. idec anymore..
11 months ago
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hitting the gym with a water bottle full of unleaded gasoline
11 months ago
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