Oh do fuck off

In protest at the government setting a maximum speed limit I don't agree with, I have decide to slash the tyres on my own car. Thank you for your attention etc

Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to announce that once again Wes Streeting.

I hate the warm sunny weather because it means that cunt with the scrambler is out all afternoon buzzing around wrecking the quiet. I hope his skin falls off, the cunt.

Five; I was hiding

It's nice to be able to get ready for bed without worrying about whether bombs are going to start flying. I hope the people of Lebanon know that feeling again soon.

List of US Presidents who have lost wars against Iran: 1. Trump

I was low key hoping one of the booster rockets would land on Washington but we can't have everything.

America is hell

I have extended the deadline for the local shop to give me free tubes of Pringles by another ten days.

If someone preps beforehand they can do the funniest thing. Next time he nods off, put a long black hooded robe on and just stand there holding a scythe. Everyone else ignores the robed figure like they can't see him.

When you look at the moon, do you see it as side-on, or do you feel you're looking at its underside, or looking down on its top? This photo shifted my perspective. I've always "seen" the moon as side on, but this one feels like looking down.

"It was a strange experience meeting the stiff, blank faced, bloodless, moulded plastic creature straight from the uncanny valley," said the robot.

Minesweeper: Strait of Hormuz edition

What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke? Mine is, "Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, Chuck Norris burns in hell for being a Prop 8-supporting, birther conspiracy-pushing, reactionary bigoted piece of shit."

I had a joke about Beethoven's 10th Symph

Trump is - to put it nicely - a cunt. A fascist pig bastard. A malignant dotard narcissist trapped within a rotting body. A blinkered psychopathic rapist with no mental coherency. A worthless bag of fœtid shit. A strident foghorn idiotchild. A scowling purveyor of death and misery. To put it nicely.

1/ Paul Ehrlich died this week at 93. The takes split into hagiography and dismissal. But the interesting question isn't whether he got it right, he didn't, it's why he got it wrong, and who was asking the right questions instead 🧵

In The Origins of Political Order, Francis Fukuyama traces the growth of the idea of the individual way back from before the Enlightenment all the way through to early mediæval times, like 6th century. The decay of agnatic lineages as a principle of political organisation was accelerated by

Passengers who embrace total opposition to their plane being hijacked by terrorists risk squandering the chance to shape which high-value target they can die obliterating in a senseless kamikaze fireball, @davidfrum.bsky.social argues

Nuking Texas is the first sensible plan I've heard from an American this year.

America is hell

So you're saying there's a chance? www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

Turkey? Romania? Uganda? Malawi? Pakistan? Suriname? Haiti? Ecuador? Azerbaijan? DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA?

I live quite near this. The wind farm is quite near the coast and is very near that golf course. It should be moved way out into the middle of the sea. It's an eyesore. It's not fair on those who want to enjoy the view that they should also have to endure seeing that horrible golf course.

Here are all the lighthouses of the Northern Seas, each light is the right color, each turns or pulses at the right frequency, and is scaled with its brightness. You can also see how far they are visible. I had Claude Code build this by giving instructions in English: lighthouse-atlas.netlify.app

White smoke means a new Ayatollah has been selected. Black smoke means Trump has bombed another school.

Motherfucker should release the Epstein files to distract from this

That's basically confirmation it was the USA then.

Every single painting ever done by Dalí and every single film ever done by Tarantino. Steam hot radioactive trash

I broke into someone's house and cleaned their kitchen

March the fourth be with you

(Tsar Nicholas II before the outbreak of the Russo-Japanese war.)

America is hell

Looool

Trump unleashes a clever new hybrid vehicle in Kuwait. It looks like a warplane but it's a clever type of incendiary device design to char a small patch of scrubby sand. Right now there are several bushes of perennial herbs wishing they'd never fucked with 'Murica.

Hey, Americans. "Take over your government."

When your flight takes off in peacetime and still somehow nearly winds up in a warzone

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The people of Manchester understand that the answer to fascism is to oppose it, not to partially imitate it. That has been the Green stance too.

A lot of people very hopeful that this is true, but I won't follow you all into that kind of wishcasting. My hope is that his presidency lasts until his next trip to the bathroom.

President Cholesterol has to cram the next few years' of tweets in before a clogged artery permanently revokes all poasting privileges

Boy I sure do hope he doesn't throw a clot at this news. What a shame it would be too have a toe tag dangling next to those bone spurs.

Epstein orders Epstein and Epstein files released citing 'tremendous' Epstein Epstein.

Donald Trump, you say? Hanging from a building in Washington, is it?

America is hell

The arrestee formerly known as prince

Seeing lots of criticism for Truss being pictured with Trump. But remember, she did the queen in, so I'm all in on this. 🥬