Bluesky hating on a film that is still being written is peak Bluesky (scornful)

America is hell

DNR

Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.

Motherfucker, I would see you taxed out of existence even if there was no benefit at all. There are. No. Good. Billionaires.

I think it's great the president took time out from his busy schedule of dehumanising minorities, golf, and murdering Venezuelan fisherman to accept this peace prize. I think we can all agree that his life's work is now complete and he can go and lie down for a really long time.

Our theme for this year's ceremony is "Football Has The Power To Unite The World" There will be a speech by US President Nelson Muntz, followed by an minute's silence for the victims of the latest atrocities in Palestine, Ukraine, Ethiopia, Venezuela, Illinois, Ohio, Texas, Utah, and Iowa.

Update: The award ceremony is today, and there might be a surprise secret nominee for the inaugural FAFO Peace Prize. Tune in or be square.

Ahh so it's one of THOSE days

If you recoil from the idea of making the world a better place, you are not ambitious.

"We had to kill them before the president had the chance to pardon them"

America is hell

As Dublin, so Scotland. Two separate cafes yesterday, wall to wall shitey Christmas music. But a funny moment was provided: the friend I was with stopped sipping her green tea to ask "is this Meatloaf playing?" It was Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Now do a map of potential Venezuelan targets in the USA. Because turnabout is fair play.

America is hell

Post Malone ergo Propter Malone

Pancho Villa, Hitler, Stalin, Ho Chi Minh, Saddam, Maduro. America has no ideology other than it really fucking hates moustaches.

Star Wars films ranked: 1. KPop Demon Hunters 2. Two Towers 3. Fellowship 4. Return of the King 5. Star Trek the Motion Picture 6. Star Trek: First Contact 7. Star Trek IV: the Voyage Home

America is hell

I'm having wicked dreams to leave the Holy See Hear Santa Monica, I swear it's calling me Won't make my Father proud, it's gonna cause a scene He sees His baby girl, I know He's gonna scream Leo, what have you done? You're a pink Popey girl And you dance at the club

America is hell

So, the Covid report has been published, confirming what some of us already knew: ministers in Britain were too slow to respond; Boris Johnson's government was a toxic cocktail of insousiance and ambition wearing ideological blinkers; lessons from other countries were ignored.

America, and Saudi Arabia, is hell

This is why I'm sanguine about what comes after some vulgar little tumour/bullet/infarction carries Agolf Hitter away from this mortal plain. Who's going to keep the cult of personality from shattering into a thousand jagged shards? The couch fucker? Kegman? Fucking Eric? Be real.

Every day is a coin toss. Heads: I want him to get his comeuppance. Tails: I just want him to die.

Citizens are outraged: "I just don't feel like this brash kitsch represents who we are as a people," complained Vegas Vic, a 12-metre high neon cowboy from Nevada.

Watching Americans recoil at Tr*mp's æsthetics is delicious. America, the country of giant screens in Times Square. America, the cosplay Rome on a ten lane highway. America the casino city in the desert. America, *that* America, suddenly wants better æsthetics.

How much ketamine can you buy for 1 trillion dollars? Asking for a dead-eyed fascist.

For immediate release: FAFO President, Alun, will be presenting the inaugural FAFO Peace Prize at a ceremony next month in the Tartarus Plains. Nominees include Skeletor, Dantalion the Great Duke of Hell, and that Roman emperor who punched a horse. PRESS RELEASE ENDS

America is hell

Turn the volume up

Anyway, Dick Cheney is a fossil fuel now. It's what he loved most. Besides killing.

Breaking: Cheney is dick

Hey I just met you and you're a white whale But here's my number so call me Ishmael

America is hell

The UK is hell

Dear Venezuela, If you find yourself the victim of an unprovoked attack: 38.897408,-77.037422

Happy Halloween. There's a pale guy wandering around in want of brains, hurting people. He's an already-decaying shambling shell of a man: it shouldn't take much, but it needs doing. 🎃

America is hell

America is hell

Reminder: there are No. Good. Billionaires.

On a tangent, this is why I do not trust media that carries adverts. The power advertisers have to influence editorial decisions is too great.

America is hell

It's annoying when it happens to a party you like, but generally defections are good. The opprobrium aimed at politicians who defect increases the power of parties' leaderships, deepening hierarchies and making real choice more remote. Parties should be fluid affiliations, not ossified cults.

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Last time sometime wrecked the White House, he lived for less than three more weeks.

America is hell

America is hell

America is hell