The arrestee formerly known as prince

Seeing lots of criticism for Truss being pictured with Trump. But remember, she did the queen in, so I'm all in on this. 🥬

This, in the land of plant decoction and hive molasses. Now, and forever, shall lactose and vegetal emulsions be unambiguously labelled. Never again shall you accidentally find yourself swallowing seed squeeze instead of [that's enough, editor]

@totalusrankium.bsky.social I recommended this one back when I was on Discord: Bumbu. The name is... well... but it's a 😋 rum and just look at the beautiful piratey bottle design.

I understand the Green Day Packers won the owl? Congratulations to them.

I hope he's watching and he throws a clot.

It seems unbelievable these days but there was a time when the Republican Party in the USA was the party more opposed to racism. How did they fall this far?

A friend has two dogs. One of them is definitely a dipshit, no questions there. The other, though, doesn't have a job, isn't a dipshit, and it's generally fine with most people apart from... me. There is one logical conclusion.

This is savage

It's actually weird to see some leftists aligning with artists to defend systems of asset-based passive-yield income against freely available generative models you can run locally. Like, someone has literally seized the means of production. What did you think that would look like?

Releasing more Epstein files to distract from the fascist crackdown that was meant to distract from the wars of aggression that were supposed to distract from the Epstein files. Strategic genius, 9 dimensional chess.

Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.

That's nice but I still hope Musk's hands fall off

America is hell

It's not enough that fascism simply stops. It is also necessary that it stops in such a way that makes anyone with a shred of power terrified to start it again.

What the fuck kind of country has government goons driving around cities in that kind of tank? America is hell.

(Thing that is very clearly American happens in America) Americans: "This is unamerican!" (Thing keeps happening in America)

Passive Voice Shot In Officer-Involved Incident

Do unto your government as it does unto you

America is hell

This is why I'm hopeful of the time after Trump dies. A cult of personality with no predictable ideology means all the acolytes will pull each other to pieces in short order. Far from "oh noes, Vance" it'll be a delicious popcorn fest of fash-on-fash. May it begin tomorrow.

It's nasty, brutish, and hopefully short

What the fuck kind of illustration is this? Ordinarily I'd overlook such careless approximations, but given the context implying the US border is more than halfway down Mexico is crass

America is hell

Help us make hope normal again. Join the Green Party now.

ICE went in without a warrant

Sometimes you need a tall wooden frame, an angled blade, and a basket.

Oklahoma is hell

As many people are murdered in the US each day than are murdered in a year in Denmark. Maybe that's part of why Greenland seems unwilling to turn itself over to the fucking cowboys.

Are you an American? Are you about to poast about how Europeans aren't showing you enough solidarity in your "struggle" against the fascist you elected? Stop! Before you hit send, there's is a better way forward with this one step program: 1. Shut the fuck up

There is another possibility, with a long and sometimes noble history.

I found an uninhabited island and I have claimed it as my own.

"there's always a tweet" is true, but in today's accelerated world we went from "no turning back on Greenland" to "Air Force One turns back near Greenland" in just a few hours.

"I only wanted the leopards to eat the gay faces"

America is hell

I mean, this was already my plan given that it's being run by that Temu Blofeld, Infatino. But seeing as it doubles up as a "fuck America" statement, I'm all in.

Five years ago, the outgoing US president tried to overthrow its democracy. Americans responded to this by re-electing him so he could have a second go. Now he's not just ruining his own country but other countries too. There's a reason I've got no time for Americans' self pity over their plight:

America is hell

Let's be fair to Trump: he isn't able to articulate anything. He is a dotard, and America is hell.

This post is not about politics but really could have been

Good. Make it 20%. It's your own consumers who pay, you grabby cunt. Why are you still alive?

America is hell (even when it freezes over)

"the world" had no part in this. Trump is a cunt and Machado is too. This is a nothingburger with invisible fries; nobody will care about it in six months time.

"Even if, especially if, you are 12 years old"

My first preference is for him to be forgotten entirely. But failing that "first person to suffer horrifying incident in early transporter experiments" will do fine.

Britain is hell

What's the problem? Sounds like Venezuela is becoming more and more like America

America is hell

Tasting tin in the nastiest sin. The lesson is: don't put it in. Your teeth will despoil, If you bite down on foil. Lessen Sn and don't tongue the tin.

Narrator: it is America