Cancelling plans is almost as good as a not very good orgasm

Sid Meier’s Civilization VIII Americas: The Balkanization

I hate when you don’t turn the dishwasher on at night and it ruins your day

Not being able to have a normal conversation unless it’s about one of my special interests

The thing is I actually do hate Taylor Swift

Making cassoulet made me stay up until 1:30 in the morning and my children went to bed late and don’t want to get up now. I didn’t even get any pictures because I just shoved it in the fridge as soon as it was cool enough. French cooking is a hard habit. #cooking #food #eating

I live in this damn place. So lucky. #nature

Yeah I’m sitting in my car embroidering and drinking milk right from the jug so what

"The most insulting nickname goes to 8th-century ruler Constantine V, who according to a popular story defecated in a baptismal font as a baby. When he became emperor, they called him ‘Shit-Name’." A Cabinet of Byzantine Curiosities by Anthony Kaldellis #history #names #facts #historicalfacts

Hello beauty. Can we bee friends? 🥹 #bee #entomology #insect #critter #bumblebee #bug #bugfriend

A new friend keeping me company while I work. #randomcats #tuxedocats #cats #catsofbluesky #cat

I was walking toward crossing the street but hadn’t even stepped off the sidewalk( not at a cross walk ) and this woman stopped her car and waved me across and I shook my head and she waved me again and I shook my head again and then she gave me this angry look muttering and sped off. What

Lady and the tramp this fuego Takis with me @trashphalt.beauty

Batty amongst the chives, colour, 2026 #blackcats #cats #blackcat #catsofbluesky #blackcatsofbluesky

Show me where it says in the Bible not to drink piss

This cute bastard jumped into my car and tried to steal it #cat #tabbycat #cats #catsofbluesky #cute

Yeah I do that. It’s not giving me any mystic powers. Maybe I should make other people bleed instead to tap into it.

Tell us your pets name with a gif

Sup #blackcats #catreel #catsofbluesky #cats #cat

5 topics I could give an hour long talk on: 1. Backyard farming/animal husbandry 2. Neurodivergent housekeeping & parenting 3. Food, farming, and domestic history 4. Attachment theory, relationship patterns, boundary setting. 5. Women’s history, oppression, pre patriarchal societies, witch trials

Hello little baby #squirrel #pics #photography #animals #critters #squirrels

who wants 2 gith matching tadpoles ✨️🖤✨️

Let’s watch Merlin and eat grilled cheese sandwiches

Only the crumbs out of a bag of tapatio Doritos for breakfast for me, thanks

I’m too much of a mom to be on here I just want to give everyone advice and everyone hates that, I hate that. But I just want to help. But I know it’s annoying. 🥹🙏✨

I don’t like to complain but somehow it’s all I do 🧐

Pretty Pigeon #cat #cats #tortie #siamese #catsofbluesky #tortiemese

I give him foot rubs and he likes it but I need to find what kind of moisturizer is safe for cat feets so I can give himhim kitty spa time #cats #blackcats #blackcat #cat #catpaws #paws #catsofbluesky

Wake up you were having a bad dream. Human? What are you talking about? Batty #blackcats #cat #cats #blackcatsofbluesky #catsofbluesky #feline

I’ve been blessed by sacred happy cat mouth water #cats #blackcats #cat #catsofbluesky #blackcat #cat #catpics

Idk. I had fun. That’s all that matters. #painting #paint #art

K we’re getting there? Idk They look like you just walked into the wrong neighborhood 😂 #painting #paint #art

Doing a painting night thing here’s progress pics #painting #paint #art

Who should I follow

Don’t talk to me or my void ever again

Sup #battythecatty #blackcats #blackcatsofbluesky #cats #cat #blackcat

Fuck you Tim Hortons I bet all your CEO’s are men that always said they wanted to be fathers and never changed a goddamn diaper in their lives cause it’s “yucky” All you had to do was put the diaper changing human in pants but apparently we can’t even imagine that.

This beauty right here Jacqueline #cats #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cat #kitty #photography

I wish I could remember all the funny things I think and they didn’t just disappear into the collective unconscious. Give them back! You!

These are all the cats of my life of the past week. There will be more. As long as I am here to chronicle the cats.

Batty would like to know what you think you’re doing #blackcats #cats #blackcatsofbluesky #catsofbluesky #cat #kitty

I take pictures of my friends cats and them on the internet Pupa #blackcats #cats #catsofbluesky #kitty

This is at an animal sanctuary where the animals are not able to be released into the wild for various reasons which is difficult for me even though I understand it’s either this or euthanasia for them. But tiger blep.

Angus the bookstore manager says plz pet #cats #catsky #blackcats #cat #catsofbluesky

@trashphalt.beauty sometimes steals the funny things I say and skeets them but I still love her

Stop forbidding me I just want it more and faster

if you see this quote with a pic of you in glasses Wtf

Hey girl

@trashphalt.beauty you got a cool shark