it would be so convenient if i liked certain people more

just met a hairless cat, surprisingly cute

sometimes i like to pretend i'm dogmatically anti TV but i miss TNG and also seinfeld

it's crazy how you can know someone for years and never learn their last name

just ran into my dad's coworker who lives on my floor but i've never met - he recognized me because i look like my dad 🙃🫠

there's so much good new release music lately

spunky badger

it's kind of crazy how if the elevators break i straight up cannot get to my apartment

i hate when other people are busy

anyway personally i'm glad to have been exposed to way more music now than i was aware of in 2008

shein buying everlane is so funny

i think the only time i've ever genuinely feared for my life was at a girl talk show in baltimore where i legit thought i would be trampled lol

there are so many treats at the office today

it really is so maddening the national guard are still here and still just bumbling around pointlessly looking bored and stupid and doing nothing

i should wear more tshirts with identifiable cultural references because im always so excited when someone talks me about my only one...

me and my beloved mutuals

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no one in the audience laughed at any of my jokes. philistines

accidentally went to a bar when they had a stand-up comedy open mic... the situation is grim...

i have such a low tolerance for people spinning elaborate conspiratorial yarns when things can be easily explained by criminal negligence and ignorance

kremlin hacked into my bsky account to post pro-creature propaganda

friend has broken up with annoying guy i didn't like and always see everywhere

people are out there writing entire books

gotta be honest it doesn't feel great that all the old hispanic owned businesses in my neighborhood visibly support one dc council candidate, and the newer gentrifier places support the dsa candidate

think cartographer might be the coolest job a person can have

i think i've encountered the elusive flirty straight woman, and in the WORKPLACE

forgot it's a three day weekend

can't wait to dig in!

if i were to visit the UK, where should i go to see cool ruins, nice rolling green hills, hairy cows, dramatic cliffs, anything else pretty??? easier to pick city stuff, but i'm also all ears....

guys i won a raffle at the labor film fest ???

you think you're similar to someone and then you learn they listen to "productivity podcasts" for fun

having fomo about not going to the philly music festival this year... they've released the lineup and once again it is sick...

mad about olga tokarczuk because i do like her writing but i can't say i'm shocked given her whole vibe

everyone loves to talk with scorn about ai and then post screenshots of all their stupid conversations with it fuck off

can't believe i must go to work tomorrow

simply love a big beautiful boy cat with an H name

i have billy budd and bartleby arriving in the mail today

i want diner breakfast so bad

welcome to wenches gulch

i saw the biggest spider i've ever seen today

i really struggle when the group conversation devolves into TV discussion

what if i was a completely different and much better sort of person

kind of miss my nose piercing lol

ate a cinnamon roll that was so delicious but i've felt sick for the past 4 hours. pathetic, i've lost my touch

it's been a while since i had a new friendship project

it's so cute to call a cat mouse

i'm running for president in 2028

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