You know how I know I’ve become a Nigerian Uncle? I’m watching Culinary Wars and they’re talking up this 3 star killer guy and I had it in my head that there were 5 star Michelin restaurants…

My old boss beat me at soccer, made a highlight reel and sent it to me the next day…. This is an assault on everything I stand for and mark my words, I will have my revenge.

Sometimes you’ve just got to try again next week

Season 2 of Twisted Metal is really good!

20 minutes into Stranger Things and all I can say is Vecna is definitely going to win

Good news, I was 40% more useful at soccer tonight! Bad news, I fucked up my leg in a tackle and I only had enough energy to drive home, but not enough energy to find the first aid kit so I’m just gonna sit here and suffer until I fall asleep and go again tomorrow.

Loading up some Breaking Benjamin, Creed, Hinder and Linkin Park for the comeback playlist. There is nothing the awesome power of Divorced Dad Rock can’t fix.

Vacation has been ruined but I guess I deserve it. Gonna have to hit the ground running back at work on Monday

Starting to get a little tired of telling people I USED to be fast.

What do you do when there is a breakdown in communication

Last Samurai Standing has been my favourite show of the year

Am I wrong for automatically eliminating Nigerian restaurants from my options for using basmati rice in their jolof? Asking for a friend looking for recommendations in London 🇬🇧

So I did the thing before I chickened out (or came to my senses) and threw up a GFM as a stop gap measure. I hate doing it more than anyone will hate seeing another fund raiser. gofund.me/f5615787f

Dispatch is so unfair. You can’t show me an intro to an episode like Episode 4 and expect me not to kick down doors for Invisgal.

Whoever decided to stop letting Del Toro do whatever the hell he wanted and keep making Hell Boy movies needs to pay.

It’s the hope that kills your blood pressure

First time handing out halloween candy as a homeowner.

Every morning I wake up to functional knees is a good morning

Hell is Us is probably going to be my GOTY.

Losing at things that I have no control over is far more irritating than the things I can actually influence.

Now that I’m sobering up from the hustle and bustle of the weekend: HOW THE FUCK DID I SPEND $700 AT IKEA ON THINGS YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO BUILD!?!? WHO AM I!?!?

Nobody told me adulting would get in the way of karaoke, this feels illegal

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The Summer I Turned Pretty plays out like Young & the Restless with a much better cinematographer

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My favourite thing about taking Ubers between my doctors appointments is that I somehow found a way to dissapoint another Nigerian father… That’s 3/3… it’s got to be some kind of record

I coach U10 competitive soccer and I’ve managed to get 3 kids on my team to buy @playrematch.com to improve their vision and awareness in 7v7 games. My only wish is that online play was more affordable or accessible for something that might legit improve my team.

There’s a part of me that wishes they took the plot for the Until Dawn movie, added a little fear cult in there and a little bit more fog so we could slap a Silent Hill title on the whole thing and call it a day.

Personally sick to my stomach about the way Arsenal handled Thomas Partey. Own your mistake and do what you can to make reparations. It makes sending Fabio Vieira, Lokonga and Tavares being sent on loan look absolutely mad.

The best part about karaoke is when you get trapped by karaoke

Ironheart is the best Marvel TV show since S2 of Daredevil

This is the kind of heat I’ve been praying for

I already want to choke someone out through the screen... I think I'm in love with REMATCH

I'm already annoyed at people who butcher my name in emails, I'm not even using my real name, I've shortened it to Kai to make it simple.... But Gmail has started to do this thing where it auto corrects to: "You Are Ajayi" instead of "Kai Ajayi" and it's gotten so much worse.

Had a chance to see some cool new games and meet local creators and devs at #PixelPowerPlay today!

Thank God for Friyay at work. Making time to get my hair ready for the wedding has been pretty fun

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Day 2 in Portugal

I’m so sick I can’t even inhale jollof rice right now. I am a broken Nigerian man… please send help.

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The results of this Tottenham vs Arsenal game are going to influence my mood for the rest of the week.

We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

Civil War is just an hour and a half of Rob Hardy flexing how much better of a cinematographer he is than me. I feel personally attacked by the perfection of his framing and the excellence of his focus pulls.

Men hide in the bathroom dreaming for their own Nakatomi Plaza moment

Todays What If? Episode was BRILLIANT. This was the Eternals sequel we needed.

I’m in that blissful: If you need me — don’t. Mood.

Sam Lake you beauty

Pro Clubs x Rocket League from the makers of Sifu? Rematch had me at hello.

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