Battlefield might really be back. I never thought I’d see the day.

I’m telling you man, move Ortiz up a spot or 2 in the order and put an actually good hitter in the 9 spot.

It feels inevitable that Joey Ortiz is going to be up at the plate with the bases loaded and 2 outs with the game on the line in the playoffs. It’s going to happen and we will suffer through it together.

Can we get this version of Aaron Ashby in the NLDS next month please and thank you.

I love watching my team strike out on a pitch at the player’s shoulder height

The way MLB and NFL fans treat slumps differently will always be wild to me. A top prospect in MLB can have an 0/30 stretch and most people will just shrug their shoulders and say “that’s baseball, he’ll figure it out.” Meanwhile in NFL a rookie has 1 bad game and people are calling him a bust.

The Brewers have won the NL Central a lot over recent years, but this one feels extra sweet to me.

I refuse to believe that game exists

Just embarrassing, man.

This was a 2 score game like 5 minutes ago

Are we genuinely going to choke this game away at the last minute

How do you come out this flat after the first 2 weeks. What the hell am I watching

I love watching the packers run the ball 3 times in a row then punt because the get a yard or 2 at most each time.

These penalties are driving me insane

I don’t think we appreciate how much of a leap Sal Frelick has made this season. He has a genuine chance to win a batting title.

It drives me nuts how much the Brewers struggle to post shutdown innings after scoring. Like this has been a thing all year that they haven’t been able to shake even when they’ve been good.

Quinn Priester my goodness

I’m 24 and Clayton Kershaw has been in MLB since I was 7 years old. That’s wild to think about. What a career he’s had.

We are really going to go from an absolute cinema of a Thursday night game in Commanders @ Packers in week 2 to a public execution of the Dolphins tonight.

Move Ortiz out of the 9 spot. Please for the love of god move him out of the 9 spot.

Stroud is out there running for his life. Have they done anything to address the O-line?

I love a good old fashioned shootout

How is *this* the prime time game today lmao

Man Micah Parsons is going to feast off of this Vikings Offensive Line.

The tush push is a boring and dumb play and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t.

That was such a blatant false start lmao

Payamps just doesn’t have it anymore.

Ok the Packers just might be that good.

Oh the Lions are playing ANGRY today

That Fox NFL scorebug is still completely hideous lmao

Ken Rosenthal is such a jackass it boggles my mind that Fox employs him.

THERES THAT TEAM I KNOW, WHAT A COMEBACK, WHAT A WIN

If this team loses off an RBI GIDP I’m going to lose my mind.

Have I mentioned how much I hate the ghost runner rule in extras? Because I really hate that rule a lot.

What happened to the Brewers team that could make an 8 run comeback on the road? Where is the Brewers team that won 14 games straight? Where is the Brewers team that swept the Dodgers twice in under a month? This team just feels lifeless.

What the hell has been going on with the Brewers lately. They’ve just completely lost their edge.

How are the bats this cold against Sonny Gray tonight.

The Brewers need to get their shit together and fast. They are sleepwalking their way into an NLDS sweep the way they have been playing recently.

No matter what happens tomorrow, there will be an 0-2 NFCN team and there’s something beautiful about that.

So who are we rooting for in Bears @ Lions?

I’m just going to pretend that the Badgers aren’t playing football today for the sake of my own sanity.

Why is it like 80+ degrees outside in the middle of September.

Y’all notice how pretty much all of the Jordan Love slander over the course of the offseason has completely stopped?

STOP THE COUNT

This Packers team is so fun, man.

Kick the field goal, man

I can’t believe that we are about to be swept by the fucking Rangers, dude. After sweeping the Pirates on the road.

Get my team out of Arlington dude, I never want to see the Rangers again.

Are the Brewers aware that they are 9 outs away from being swept? Because they sure as shit aren’t playing like they know that.

Can we DH Joey Ortiz? At this point I almost trust the pitcher to have more productive at bats than Ortiz.