Children, your grandmother invited us to Salem for Thanksgiving. If you don't have plans, I know she'd love to have you all over.

Have I started decorating for the holidays? Maybe. Do the stupid lights work? Not a single one. And I've already hung half of them.

I am so upset.

😂😂 I love you son.

When people don't understand the concept of reply vs reply all.

Why I thought working 13 hours in a pair of ankle boots would be a great idea.. I'll never know.

"No princess. We don't suffocate people. That's not very kind."

"What?"

"Hey Nellybug!"

Please don't be grumpy.

I spy with my little eye a Noelle.

Nothing. Nothing.

It's that adrenaline.

Dearest Riah Rowan Barlowe, I would like to snuggle by the fire. Sincerest, Draven A. Barlowe.

Issac Mercer.

I am old.

Been singing Christmas songs all day.

What's rage bait?

B is about to kill me.

MUAHAHAHAHA

ARSON?! IM IN!!

MCM- To my other half. The one who made me a father, a better man, a stronger hunter and helped me work through more chaos and trauma than I knew I had. I love you to the stars and back. Thank you for coming into my life and shining a light into the darkest parts of me. @sxinnerx.bsky.social

He's going to love that bit of information.

I walked in to the kitchen to my Mother listening to Korn. I'm not sure if I should be proud or concerned..

Grandma is at the house.

Come eat.

I wouldn't truly waterboard them but fair point.

But you know how to swim.

I'm making meatball subs for dinner.

I can't drown my demons they know how to swim.

@sxinnerx.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/7C6Ncq...

😂😂😂😂

"Ew. Not while I'm gassy. I had a chili cheese dog. But I would like to be railed, just not at the present. "

"NOT YOU!"

I am gassy.

Please rail me.

Can I keep you in my pocket?

Mmmm. I enjoy looking at you.

I think you should.

Have you looked into a mirror?

I love you.

Navy blue booties. Go ahead and lock me up. Arrest me but make it sexy. open.spotify.com/track/5y2SAB...

So.. number 8 or nah

You're damn right I do.

He's either going to choke on air or smack me. Maybe both.