@theunpackpod.bsky.social Wishing you a happy, and me a profitable, New Year!

As always, thanks for the business fellas, but give me a heads up before you bring someone new to the corner, will ya? How do I know I can trust this Justin Grenada guy? @theunpackpod.bsky.social

It doesn't count. @theunpackpod.bsky.social @nicktaylorb.bsky.social

@theunpackpod.bsky.social You guys will need to replace your Kraft longest reception bet with the will Musgrave fall down untouched bet

Ya know, I was making some pretty good money fading you guys. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! @theunpackpod.bsky.social

These day a 50+ yd field goal should be an every week thing @nicktaylorb.bsky.social @alexpetakas.bsky.social @zachrapport.bsky.social

@theunpackpod.bsky.social I see a lotta birds too, but mostly from people on the wrong side of a proposition.

Going forward, I’ll just put you guys down for the over then? @theunpackpod.bsky.social

Saw the fellas a couple blocks from the corner. Looks like they were having out with other NFC North podcasters. @zachrapport.bsky.social @nicktaylorb.bsky.social @alexpetakas.bsky.social @theunpackpod.bsky.social

Fellas, I cleaned up the corner in anticipation of our first transaction of the upcoming season. (This of course is a facsimile of our actual corner. I would never divulge our sacred place of business) #fixed @theunpackpod.bsky.social

@theunpackpod.bsky.social Well fellas, I appreciate this year’s donations, but the corner will be a little less degenerate without ya for the next few months. Can ya put in a good word with @badgernoonan.bsky.social for me? I’ll happily take some Brewers bets.

Rough week for the fellas @theunpackpod.bsky.social

@theunpackpod.bsky.social So I got yous guys down for Jacobs + Hurts + Barkley Anytime TD Scorer +590 (I have it at +580, but I'll invoke my "Odds Match Guarantee") and a Jalen Hurts interception -120.

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@theunpackpod.bsky.social Gratitude I bestow upon thee for tarrying at this corner of degeneration. May fortune favor thee in all thy endeavors henceforth!

My favorite line from this week’s @theunpackpod.bsky.social “And then we’ll gamble too.”

I didn’t even have odds for a Heath any time TD.

You won’t find them with a FanDuel account. Too easy to track. There are other ways to place a wager. Just sayin’.

@theunpackpod.bsky.social Fellas, here's your winnings from last week.

Hey Nicky Spreadsheet @nicktaylorb.bsky.social , next time you drop by the Corner, can you teach me how to use Excel? BTW, what the fuck is a pivot table?

Skol! 🤮 (That’s the first time I’ve used an emoji and I must admit, I found it enjoyable.)

I am IN NO WAY threatening violence, but one must do what’s necessary to ensure one’s knee health! #iwantmymoney

Taking impulsive bets is my speciality. Just ask @theunpackpod.bsky.social

@theunpackpod.bsky.social Look fellas, I’m dismayed that you continue to call our sacred place of business “Degenerate Corner”. I’d prefer “The Intersection of Money Making Opportunities”. #Thinkaboutit

Oh by the way @nicktaylorb.bsky.social I got your Luddite right here!

TAKING BETS: Number of times @nicktaylorb.bsky.social takes the over in this week’s @theunpackpod.bsky.social Line: O/U 2.5 #poundtheover

With an early game this week, our plan is to record early. Look for an ep dropping late Tuesday night. FOOTBALL.

@theunpackpod.bsky.social Rough week fellas. If only Watson had caught that balI. I expect the money tomorrow.

TAKING BETS: Number of times Tom Brady gushes (insincerely?) about Lambeau Field. O/U 4.5

Look fellas, thanks for the business. With those picks I can confidently say the mistress will be getting that fur coat for Xmas after all.