can web3 help me be less lonely?

day 4 of texting girls who wanted something more but I wasn’t ready at the time but now looking back I regret “I fumbled you so hard fr”

if you’re building in crypto and are under utilizing blockchain primitives bc you’re afraid of the SEC, that’s the wrong mindset. it’s the Wild West, the thrill of jail time should fuel your adrenaline rush. getting sued by the SEC means you’ve made it.

web3 solves this

web3 solves this

great example of satire also great example of telling people what they want to hear

quitting nicotine for the 197th time wish me luck

babe another Sam Altman banger

hey man that’s not nice

creator tokens haven't worked b/c there haven't been any good application native token experiences. until now, unlonely.app babyyy

men when a woman is saying something and you don’t know how to respond, just go with “that’s valid” or “you’re valid”. works everytime

why do the bulk of my hinge notifications come when I’m physically on a hinge date? why does the universe do this to me

how do I get on the whats hot tab how many dick pics do I need to post

poor people have it double hard in life because it’s harder to trust them. scarcity mindset scares abundance mindset

Steven Yuen in Beef: “western therapy doesn’t work on my eastern brain” 😂

launching our first AI content creator on unlonely.app she’s cute and might date you live tonight 6pm PT

hot take: elon knows what he’s doing

I’d probably be a better founder if I wasn’t as good at getting laid

100 gecs goes hard

only real ones know what’s up

Taylor Lorenz you are valid. thanks for supporting crypto on this platform

genuinely interesting to see how active and present the trans community is on early social apps. my trans friends said it has to do w creating safe places online where ppl can be themselves, when IRL it’s much more difficult to find. clubhouse, unlonely, bluesky all have very small but active trans

booty shorts have been working for me cassie

we need to strengthen the crypto cluster looking for disciples to join me @vitalik.bsky.social join me

in an effort to get more clout on this app, here is me in booty shorts

looking for disciples to accompany me into abyss.

the VC to startup to doordash pipeline is so real

hello @everyone !

line at kbbq was too long does web3 solve this?

I’m here to go on my first bluesky date LA based 6”3 AM something something say yes to things something something too much optionality in dating lemme know if your down

first impressions on bluesky: not enough people from CT are here but that may be a good thing

my cat looking for cool web3 use cases

whoever added the code shortcut to Apple iMessages would run for president in 2024

agreed. an acceptable alternative would be this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26lQ8XSUuyw&ab_channel=AndrewSchneider

trans people are cool but web3 is cooler

valid af but web3 solves this. split your brain into tokens and compartmentalize. also interoperability

web3 solves this

this better not be satire joe. nothing funny with joking about the future of web3

ill do DMT live if this gets 20 retweets

proof of human -- ill always be livestreaming when im posting on this app. find me here https://www.unlonely.app/channels/brian

@alison.bsky.social i found the one other person here who believes in crypto. are there more who will join the honorable fight? show us your names below so that we may join in brotherly/sisterly communion.

think of me as a vessel to port CT over onto bluesky. i will be hated, i will be crucified, people will mock me for believing in web3. but none of it matters, the mission is too important.

web3 solves this

@briang.bsky.social is a g

99% of crypto is dumb but what i told you i was building a live-streaming platform called unlonely that helps streamers make more money. $BRIAN the first arcade token on the platform. not a scam i promise.

yo im here to spread the good gospel of crypto and web3, excited to get into fights and get people mad. follow for entertaining content