I'm starting to wonder if anyone but me gets this joke because I'm making a montage with it I've already decided

Oops (maimai found dead in a ditch)

Cue cue rescue ESP15 AAA (1 or 2 perfects away from EX 🥲)

Even bigger news (this actually required skill)

I think I came to the realization a couple weeks ago where my priorities lie when I realized that I'd rather VOD review DDR than splatoon

I'm lucky I like bottoming bc kimchi is high in fiber 👍

Instant gratification

Starting the wiper arc

It has never been more over for dynamo lovers

Fucking YIPPEEEEEEE! ass popoff

I still can't believe that getting drunk temporarily cured my ADHD I wish I could be like that all the time

As cursed as the SHM dance game setup is you can at least get some pretty good angles without a tripod bc of the half wall that's there

cue cue rescue DDP11 2g 1miss -_-

RANKER KILLER GIRL DDP13 FLAREIII Took like 3 sets to close this out even though I sightread the crazy twists on my first play

Boysmell 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

I also have 3 lanyards now and all 3 I want to use equally

My weapon tastes: Cheating vs cope

I just got home with my con haul and my weapon pins arrived too I HAVE TOO MUCH SHIT 😭😭😭😭 this isn't even counting the clothes I just put in the wash

I'm also strangely verbose right now

Man I love hyenas They're so cute and silly and personable and intelligent and in a better timeline we would've domesticated them The reason I chose a hyena for my sona in the first place is bc I feel so much kinship to them and their characteristics even down to my laugh that I always suppress

I do feel slightly inebriated but like What now It's somehow stopped the voices and music in my head and I don't really feel embarassment (or emotion really) Is that supposed to stop me from being a chud

Ok we doin this

I say this just to get lost 10 minutes later looking for whole foods and endes up at target somehow

I have successfully navigated across downtown seattle without consulting google maps My wrist is sore from pressing the gas on the scooter though 🫠

No matter how calm I stay or how much I want to feel better or how aware I am of what's happening in my brain I still feel the rush of cortisol and adrenaline and feel so fragile and anxious I'm a prisoner in my own mind

Removing twitter from my phone for the rest of the weekend I'm not letting anything ruin my mood lmfao

I've never been so comfortable with my personal identity and body Thank you, random internet furry that messaged me and convinced me to come the DAY the con started

I FUCKING MANIFESTED IT THE EURODANCE SET AT THE RAVE PLAYED FUCKING VENGABUS

Absolutely massive news

What the fuck am I doingggggggg this fancy ass hotel was cheap for the group discount too

Why is vengabus stuck in my head I'm gonna kms

Day two of them (I'm bringing dave for the plushie meetup)

Dusted off the social battery a bit today so hopefully tomorrow I'll be able to Like Talk to someone lmfao

I have an idea but it involves getting a second copy of splatoon 3 with all the weapons unlocked (I don't even have 1)

People with a juvenile sense of humor when you round up a certain common irrational number (me)

I'm actually getting hella nervous wtf

She timer on my wahoo 'til I pole

I'm gonna scream what the fuckkkkk

Lowk I might want to try getting drunk this year

So for the next few days I'm gonna "go to gameworks" to "play maimai" The fact that there's a furry convention going on around the corner is just a coincidence

chills

Erhmmm... Well THAT just happened

But mythical free will pull today

Rhythm game autism

Chat why is this banging with the bluesky NPC audience it's just some graffiti I saw

TRUE

I wish I didn't speak in riddles and niche refrences

I've jumped off the proverbial golden gate bridge and realized all my problems could be solved

Getting better at sliding into the dms