You are here, you have community, and there is plenty to do. You do not have to die on every hill, but we do all die, and there is a hill waiting for you somewhere here already, something worth defending, and work in that place worth being done. So let us get to that work. Let us stay at it.

Just realised I didn't have "messages from anyone" turned on, I do now! PM if you want an Erisian pocket shrine (each is unique)

Free to good #Discordian homes: Eris pocket shrines. Pay me back for postage (from UK) and they're yours until I get bored of making them. (Pretty sure they're low-value gifts & therefore exempt from US tariffs etc)

Pythagoras died for your sines

when the nazis came I never thought their declaration of martial law would be this fucking whiny. like an office manager passive-aggressively accusing you of stealing post-it notes

Can anyone recommend any online Discordian hangouts that are not full of antivax wankers and AI drivel and also not past my European-ass bedtime? (I used to hang out in a Discord sometimes but I've forgotten which one. It had Principia readings that were fun. An open-mic sermon night could be good)

will I finish ranking pre-Discordian images of Eris by hotness today? Ever? Let's find out together! 🧵

If you get raptured against your will, contact Amnasty Interdimensional via your pineal gland

#Discordian pocket shrine (WIP)

Goddess grant me the anger to fight, the strength to laugh and the stupidity to keep going

As I've said before, pre-Discordian images of Eris are varied, interesting, and more numerous than you might think. But are they hot?? A special conclave of Erisian monks spent five days and nights callously objectifying OVER 20 images of Our Lady of Confusion and THE RESULTS ARE IN A THREAD 🧵⬇️

Remember comrades, the Turkey Curse is SCIENTIFiCALLY PROVEN to guard against invisible enemies! 🦃✌️

This is nice and all but there are SO MANY other depictions of Eris in pre-Discordian art

It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre. In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."

Those who live by the leopard shall die by the leopard

wait has nobody called their cabal the Freak Orthodox Church In the name of Eris I invoke the ancient rite of Bagsy

Found another classical depiction of Eris, and it's one of the more flattering - Gustave Moreau's "La Discorde" (1880), in which Eris, cast out of Olympus, finds refuge in the temple of Hymen

Goddess shall judge ye for your sins last week she gave me a 9.8

so damn sick of seeing Discordians shilling AI can someone who values the creative over the destructive, or even the good quality over the banal predictable shite, please assure me I'm not in the wrong religion

Sermon: generative "AI" is the blandest, least creative shite on the fucking planet. Buy some colour pencils you sad hack

I found a dreadful nineteenth-century comic play (light opera?) about Eris! It's not very good, but parts of it are just about weird enough to be interesting. A thread 🧵 Read it all (if you must) at archive.org/embed/cu3192...

We attempted to deliver you from sin but you were out. Your sin has been left [ ] with a neighbour, but we're not telling you which one [ ] in the communal stairway where some bastard has already nicked it [ ] at your local depot 30 miles away To book a redevilry, consult your pineal gland

SOMEWHAT PARTY-POOPING SYADAY SERMON: My siblings in Eris, "All statements are true in some sense [etc]" is useful, but please, especially in these Days of Bureaucracy-Cusping-Aftermath, remember that is it ITSELF true only in some sense (1/n)

I love religious rules-lawyering. "We're not outside on the Sabbath, God, 'cause look, we tied a bit of string round the whole neighbourhood" "Yeah Lord I'm tanked on Ket, but I haven't touched a DROP of coffee"

today I learned the Venus de Milo may have been holding an Apple of Discord, and it's not even clear she's supposed to be Venus/Aphrodite. Has she been Eris all along? Were her arms stolen by the Hemlock Fellowship to hide the truth for VAGUE NEFARIOUS REASONS?

When Hong Meng was visiting the Temple of Eris's altar ego Xi Wangmu, he asked the Sacred Chao, "Does a cow have the Discordian nature?" The Sacred Chao said, "Mu". Hong Meng asked, "What is the twelfth letter of the Greek alphabet?" Again, the Chao replied "Mu". [kōan continues ⬇️]

We all are a bundle of coping mechanisms wrapped in flesh.

Sermon: friends, you do not win anything by disliking something other people like (especially something you've totally never even heard of??) Goddess has blessed you with a brain that is in fact capable of liking stupid sexy period dramas AND hating nazis, please use it

“We don’t want the books, just the quotes.” I want to talk about this further not to dunk on this person, but to highlight an issue I see today on social media regarding Chinese Philosophy, Japanese Philosophy, etc. Wisdom *isn’t* for social clout.

Christopher Smart's "Jubilate Agno" is the only piece of christian religious writing I've seen with the same divinity-in-nonsense quality as Zen, Taoism or Discordianism. Especially the bit about his cat. He wrote it in about 1760 while confined for insanity. www.pseudopodium.org/repress/jubi...

Happy hotdog day chums, and have a reflective Mungday weekend ✌🏻☯️

I like this book. Unlike some modern(ish) discordian texts it favours the creative over the destructive. We need more joy and nonsense-wisdom like this, and less performative nihilism

The Tao that can be expressed in a facebook group full of annoying people arguing about annoying platitudes is not the true Tao

atheists say there is no goddess, they expect us to believe snow just falls like this by chance

Now enchaoified, to prevent embarrassing situations should anyone mistake me for a pope of any other religion

Thanks it has pockets

rerun: Discordian creationism explained

fixed it (rerun from the bad website. not AI art, and I hate having to say that)

Happy birthday (it's still 24 December in Poyais time) to HECKA's patron saint, Gregor McGregor, a sort of Scottish Emperor Norton who declared himself "Cazique of Poyais", a central American country he made up and raised a fortune selling imaginary land and mining rights to gullible English people

#Discordian infiltration of the Guardian cryptic crossword last monday (image marked "graphic" because it spoilers the completed grid, but it is just a picture of a crossword)

My header image is Edward Burne-Jones's "The Feast of Peleus" (1872) (with added speechbubbles from various ebay comic lots to which Goddess guided my scissors.) It's the Discordian Last Supper. For more depictions of Eris in classical art what I found, see www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index....

SERMON: "AI art" is a crock of shit. Five million times more blessed is a matchstick-person drawing scrawled in crayon on toilet roll by a thinking human than the finest regurgitations of an "AI" "art" generator. Goddess has given you the gift of creativity. Use it or face eternity in Thud.

One of these days I'll finish my 12th century illuminated manuscript of the Principia Discordia (yeah, some of my posts will be reruns from the Bad Website for a while)

My Discordianism - draws from Zen and Taoism - flows happily with leftwing, progressive politics (this shouldn't need saying but that includes trans rights) - does not claim physics-breaking magic, but does include very real magics based in creativity and art (...)

Hail Eris, chums. Bringing this account over from the terrible place because I miss having somewhere to scream my more metaphysical or just bonkers opinions.