Watching the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. Enjoying watching Nazis get slaughtered wholesale as all Nazis should be. I do hope they make a sequel.

I’m gonna really have to hit the gym if I’m gonna earn my nickname of “The Danish Hammer”.

It’s that time of the night. Hooker at the bar…

Gentleman: it is bad form to tell your date at the bar “Hay babe, buy me a drink, I’m going to go blow up the toilet.”

Fucking A

Laying on the couch with a hot washcloth over my eyes, listening to Dave Brubeck’s “Jazz Impressions of New York” (Columbia Records, 1965). I don’t ever have to move again. Anyone who says otherwise it’s full of poo poo.

Mother. Fucker. We’ll remember you.

It’s so impressive how quickly Jesse can produce new fully thought out outstanding lyrics.

BREAKING: Senate Republicans blocked my War Powers Resolution that would have ended Trump's unnecessary, unjustified war against Iran. These cowards have had four chances to stop this chaos in the Middle East. And they put Trump's ego before America. Every damn time.

Aw man, I was in *such* a good mood. Then I left the house. And went out into the world filled with…*cringe*… people…

Spring is officially here!

You know you’re middle-aged when the large-breasted Polynesian goddess of erotic delights appears in your bedroom and announces she will make your wildest wishes come true… ..and you say ”Gee, I really could use some help spring cleaning the yard this year”.

‘Tis Friday my witty puplets, let the posts of shit floooooooooow…

Johnny Cash may have shot a man in Reno just to watch him die… … but I shot my neighbor for using a lawn blower before 8 AM on a Saturday.

Can confirm

Clarence Thomas ruled in favor of Citizens United. Harlan Crow's political contributions then went up 862%. Then we later find out Thomas let Crow take him on lavish trips, buy his mom's house, and help fund his wife's conservative nonprofit. But go on about how "progressivism" is a problem...

“It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”

NEW: Associated Press projects Democrat wins special election for New Jersey 11th district U.S. House seat.

We also added Hydro Flask to the list of businesses we’re asking to speak out. If you’re a customer, it’s worth dropping them a message and letting them know the outdoor community is paying attention.

I don’t normally go for “cringe” comedy,but I am thoroughly enjoying “Rooster”. I have noticed the subtle 90s throwback soundtrack which elicits the nostalgia for college baked into us Gen Xers. Clever, guys! I, myself, have a great deal of nostalgia for college because that’s where I peaked.

ICE is not about immigration. ICE is about normalizing a paramilitary force on peaceful streets. Abolish ICE.

Pilot shot down in Iran visits the White House. Looks familiar, can’t quite place her though

Plisskin '28!

Fun times.

Whooooo! Yah!! Avalanche of depression and despondency! Pizza didn’t help! Another night of insomnia and mind racing to dark places, contemplating past failures and lost opportunities! Yaaaaay. Apocalypse soon? Please?

But it’s the Pope who’s soft on crime. www.huffpost.com/entry/us-cap...

I anticipate seeing a lot of “The Bride!” costumes this Halloween.

I’m awake. I’m going back to sleep.

Back in bed for sleep attempt number three. LeeLoo is wrapped around my head, making it impossible for me to get up. Seems she’s had about enough.

So where is that pilot they rescued? You’d think by now Trump would’ve had a photo op.

Yeah, yeah yeah, I’m fat old and ugly. But I got blueberry pancakes so I don’t give a shit.

Hungry, Canada, the US CAN be next!

Pete Hogsbreath, throwing a church service for Pentagon employees that excludes Catholics, Donald Trump pissing on the pope, these things should not surprise you Nazis hate Catholics.

Wooooooow…

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Them: “How are you?” Me: “Great! Soon I will drink my wine from the skulls of my enemies!” Them: “Wait…what?” Me: “Huh?”

The Pitt fans, question: how big of a time jump was there between the events of season one and season two?

Hello insomnia my old friend, You’ve come to fuck with me again, Although it’s late and I should be sleeping, I’m on the toilet constantly peeing, And the vision of rising early to fish trout, Won’t work out, Within the sound of “GODDAMN!”

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Victor Orbán’s removal sends a timely signal. Corrupt kleptocratic Christian nationalism was on the ballot in Hungary today — just as it will be on the ballots that Americans will cast in November. It was repudiated abroad — may it be repudiated here in November (and beyond).

What the Chernobyl disaster did to the soviet union...Trump will do to the USA.

Oh yeah. Trump will threaten economic sanctions on Hungary until they reverse the "stolen" election.

Sunday brunch and a Murderbot rewatch.

REMINDER: Saudi Arabia does not want the war in Iran to end before there is regime change. The Saudis are paying a top U.S. negotiator, Jared Kushner, tens of millions annually. The negotiations just ended without a deal, exactly what the Saudis wanted.

[t the orgy] You only got a 9? Must’ve been your dismount.

Slow Saturday night, so doing Sushi and GITS.

Happy Saturday! Drop the rake and come on over to my place. I’m making blueberry pancakes for lunch!

Pete Hogsbreath is the kind of prick who’ll swing from person to person at an office party, proselytizing for his church…then wind up drunk at the bar, trying to pick up a woman by telling her “This one time I got so dehydrated from working out my semen came out like butter!”.