My Christmas Eve.

BREAKING: According to Last Night's Epstein Files DATA Dump, "Lordy, There Are Tapes" Of Trump, Epstein and Maxwell Assaulting Victims

Bondi should immediately be placed in jail and forced to stay there until the files have been fully released.

Re-watching the breakfast club, my biggest takeaway is “Wow! I remember card catalogs!”

Having procrastinated so much that an entire package of chicken had to be thrown out, it is now a moral imperative to make the one-pot chicken and orzo recipie.

Watched the Netflix Charlie Sheen documentary, as much of it as I could. An attempt at feel good image rehab for a Hollywood-spoiled nepo-toddler made by sycophants. The very worst of self-absorbed Hollywood.

"ICE officials are also investigating the couple for other crimes. They were found with a substantial amount of gold, frankincense, and myrrh. 'What are those luxury goods doing in their possession?' asked the ICE spokesman, taking a moment to adjust his mask."

As always, during the holiday season, I like to remind everyone to keep the “Christ” in “Jesus Christ, what the fuck is *wrong* with these people?!?!?”

Cookie baking music.

Holy shit.

Here it is. www.thereset.news/p/breaking-h...

Bari Weiss Praised El Salvador’s Dictator Before Spiking '60 Minutes' Story on His Torture Prison open.substack.com/pub/zeteo/p/...

Nooooooo!

For those of you looking at the Epstein files right now: Donald Trump is the searchable term and search functionality seems to be…ok. Not what I expected.

Find yourself a mate that looks at you the same way my dog looks at me…be advised, it might involve feeding them doggie treats.

LeeLoo as a puppy. Don’t fight it. Embrace the “squee”

Monday is naked flirting day!!! Well… Ok, it isn’t.

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/st...

PLEASE NOTE THIS WORKAROUND!!!

Apparently JD Vance demands that I be a patriot. JD Vance can <REDACTED> my <REDACTED> after he <REDACTED> the <REDACTED> all over his filthy little mouth.

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

Love this pic 💕

Woooow…

Evidence it’s snowing outside presents itself.

Today’s coffee LP My most recent acquisition!

Is it just me or are everyone’s sneezes getting louder as they age?

CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.

Gentlemen, please note. The pickup line “Hey baby, I’ll be your toothbrush if you rub me in a circular motion on your gums!” is not effective and has proven to be genuinely life-threatening to the purveyor.

As part of my renewed effort to acquire good health I am predicting 2026 will be as dry as a vagina at an Incel convention.

Thanks to the Detroit Lions and my sex life, I am getting a tramp stamp that reads “Maybe Next Year”.

CBS News(max) is officially cooked. Bari Weiss killed a whole-ass network.

Why did CBS delete this promo and cancel this from airing in full?

Wow, there *are* large swaths of Bluesky that have no sense of humor whatsoever. And have a propensity for sanctimonious correction. I heard this from several sources, but I hadn’t experienced it myself.

It still amazes me what makes a skeet a banger. Total mystery.

Anyone else find this funny?

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

Good time to re-visit this shithead’s “testimony”.

So I figured going into the gun show couldn’t be worse than shopping at WalMart, right? Narrator: “It was far, far worse.”

They're so transparent they're removing photos of Donald Trump. And now I'm getting an "access denied" message when I go back to look.

Hey! The gun shown is today! I could use some 20ga. Trap and Skeet rounds! Huh. No concealed pistols allowed in the show. That’s odd. I thought guns made everyone safer?

Cheers.

Yeah, they’ve been redacted to the point of worthlessness. We all knew this was gonna happen. This is a direct violation of the law, but the gutless Democrats in Congress won’t do anything about it. Pathetic.

I am 99.9% certain what’s gonna happen in the Pluribus season finale. And I’m not bloody happy about it.

How the ever loving FUCK is this legal?!?

…. and thundering into Thursday.

Tried to watch the second Avatar movie. Had to stop. I've had it with watching arrogant, rich, white assholes be greedy and cruel. Get enough of that on the news.

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