Did Twitter just go down on acds birthday

Wrote something a lil different than usual (buddie instead of firstprince) chasing butterflies archiveofourown.org/works/64164070

She’s writing

Me: I will never in a million years drive into Houston during rush hour and or go to a mall on a weekend never ever e— Lacoste: free Taylor Zakhar Perez postcards~ Me: Lacoste: now available in Houston Me; Lacoste: At the galleria Me: Lacoste: happy Friday! Me: *grabs keys*

Houston galleria Lacoste I love you

You’ll never guess the scenario they’ve found themselves in but I’d definitely like to see y’all try

No bc you know what he’s successfully sold that underwear because I’ve never once thought about Lacoste and now I can’t /stop/ thinking about Lacoste

Call 911

Prob connecting dots that aren’t there but I told Hulu not to show me the tr**p in*****tion and Hulu randomly logged me out between that and me clicking next episode on the show I was watching

When you’re part husky but you’re from Texas and you’re scared of the snow and want to go outside but it’s snowing so you can’t

Biscuit (who is half husky) is pissed about the snow she said, and I quote, “fuck that!!!!!”

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Got attacked by a street performer on my way in to the national gallery (he started singing can’t help falling in love and my full blown Rwrb brainrot had a break down)

Filed under: things I bought bc of Rwrb

This is why I braid my hair before a long flight

HRH Prince Henry: *scarfing down Jaffa cakes* Me, arriving in London: ohhh! Me, five seconds after into biting a Jaffa cake: 🤢🤢🤢🤢

My mom knew I wanted to leave at 12 for the airport but she went back to sleep 20 minutes ago 🫠

Just call me SpongeBob bc iiiiiiiiiiiiiim ready

Alex is Henry’s “the one that got away” (rather, the one Henry may have fumbled while young and dumb) 10 years later, Henry’s a best selling author at a signing, the last face he looks up to greet at the end of a long, long line is Alex’s.

If I don’t write any fic while I’m in London yall need to cancel me

I got too excited

Nevermind ignore me the reviews say it’s fake 😭😭😭

Literally what the fuck

Yall RUNNNNN to Walmarts website I just got the big bottle of Santal 33 for $52???

Haters Gonna Hate ✈️AKA the perils of your ex joining the group trip to Europe ✈️Kink: Common Enemy ✈️Getting back together #FirstPrince #RWRB archiveofourown.org/works/61319386

okay so while im london im going to see the devil wears prada musical and why am i so single 🎉

You can find me messaging my former coworkers the information they were too scared to ask for

The way I’ve been at work unable to check my phone all day and this is the first thing I checked and I *screeched*

Pez takes Henry to a ~themed bar. There’s a mechanical bull. There’s a beautiful man with curly hair riding that bull, holding eye contact with Henry while he rides.

So clooooose and yet so far

Scheduled an appointment for my reg maintenance on my car and I got here and there’s a /3 hour wait/. What’s the point of the fucking appointment?????

Cuddle bug

I got a hell of a fic idea pls give my brain the capacity to sit down and write it

Me: hey siri I have a fic idea can you make a note for me bc I’m driving Siri: what do you want the note to say Me, apparently:

Why did the uk just call me

Help needed: I have two options for fireworks and I have to choose today: Please help me decide I’ve got a serious case of choice paralysis

I genuinely have no idea how the kill ended up being my song in February lmfao

I forgot how good how to lose a guy in ten days is

Look at what I saw on my way home for work

Holy fuck the tickets for the firework show in London just dropped and they’re damn near $300 😭😭😭

Alex gets Henry for the company secret Santa. He accidentally grabs Nora’s present for June (a very inappropriate couples coupon book) instead of the book he bought for Henry bc they got the same gift bags and doesn’t realize what’s happened until it’s too late.

I’m trying to find a good whit elephant gift but everything all the websites are recommending is trassssssh 😭