// Nothing like making our characters suffer to put on a good show with someone you adore Let's freaking goooooooo

Not just Brazil, but South America as a whole is always a good time. There's a pretty big pro wrestling hub in Chile, so a visit to Santiago would be baller.

Didn't have "get tagged in a trend by Robbyn" in my bingo but here we are. Bianca Gregório Salvador, 39y, from Porto Alegre, Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil. Proud mom of a 2-year old. Black belt in BJJ, 2nd Kyu in karate, purple armband in Muay Thai. Also horse rider and surfer. Longboarding is awesome.

I definitely did not have "introduce Carreta Furacão to Robbyn" in my bingo.

I knew all the training @melaniethestorm.bsky.social did with Melissa was gonna pay off!

I'd like to think I'm not too bad for someone who's almost 40. Some would even call me a MILF.

GODDAMN. 🥵 My bestie is the hottest.

Happy birthday to one of my mentors, who I'm actually shocked is... younger than me

I wouldn't miss this pool party. I want to try and teach a 2-year old funky monkey how to swim.

But I did. In the politest way possible too! Don't worry though, plenty of hellos will be had between now and Unstoppable.

I will say, though, that @empressmikademidov.bsky.social once gifted us a bottle of Russian mead, back when Angelina Fantastica was in the Franchisen after that would-be retirement. It was GOOOOOOD shit.

You'd win. On merit of me not being a fan of drinking that much, outside the odd beer or wine on special occasions.

THE BEST GIRL IS HEREEEEE @melaniethestorm.bsky.social 🥰

Heyyyyy, there was one hell of a hottie in that Fatale Royale. I wanna be her best friend, that Brazilian girl.

Go on, guys, I'm waiting. #ThankYouBianca

People be hating. I have everyone literally all they wanted, and they hating. Tough crowd. Woof!

One half of the best tag team FFW ever did see. And a fucking hottie. Mel Avilo deserves the world. #BrazilianStorm

Wondering if I should bother attending FFWC. Melissa is finally trying her hand at full sentences, and I'll take one moody toddler over 2k overgrown ones.

Any zoos in the east coast willing to do me a solid here?

My great taste in music can't be helped. (Even if it was Mel's pitch!)

Wait. Fuck.

You get your good girl back yet, @ratedxsupergirl.bsky.social? No snark, legit question.

Fun times for everyone. Will be there to cheer for the Queen... And more.

It's the bestie's birthdayyyyy and we're gonna have a great time. Love you, @jojoofthenorth.bsky.social.

I'm so very proud of this woman, and so very glad to be by her side.

Hi, Robbyn. I'm dad.

On my way. Thank god for good cardio.

I mean, I say Rio Grande do Sul, but it's a thing in all of the Guarani territories, so... It's a Paraguayan/Argentinian/Uruguayan thing just as much as it is Gaúcho, but you won't catch me dead giving Argentina credit for shit

Good thing I brought extra from Porto alegre, because this is my sanity right now.

I guess I need to get a little more handsy-on.

It's gonna be a 20-hour flight with several stops, so I might as well wish for company while I have internet. So, how did you like Southern Brazil?

Boarding the flight back to the US and I already miss my country.

Constance is right, I _am_ pretty amazing. 😎

Lemme be crystal fucking clear. Tonight, you will witness the BEST, LOUDEST, CRAZIEST crowd in the whole goddamn world. There's a reason many artists say Brazil hits different. Tonight, I am HOME. Porto Alegre? HOJE NINGUÉM DORME. É PRA FAZER BARULHO.

Bringing everyone to a proper fogo de chão tonight. Fuck, it's good to be here.

Em casa ❤️

It was real, Australia. But now I have to go home to the literal other side of the world. Porto, tô chegando! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

What's up, Oz?

Chase and Melissa are going to Brazil before me and I already miss my baby. But she gets to see pop pop again, which I'm sure is something she'll be thrilled with.

Thank goodness I get to crash at my family's commune after this madness. If you wish to stay a day or two in Poa, I can show you and the girls some good places.

EW! EWWWWW!!! Why would you use THOSE terms, @kylekilmeade.bsky.social?

We have to give the people what they want!

New display picture. Some fan art for a change.

The house ALWAYS wins. @jojoofthenorth.bsky.social #TheFranchise

Now this is a fun little match up. Looking forward to visiting Scotland again and spending time with Mel's folks!

Everybody does. Or at the very least, should.