You're telling me he looks like that AND he plays guitar? I've melted into a puddle. Should we ask him to unlock his private album for us? 👀

Look at that! Another guy just came online. Mmmh... Is it me or does he kinda look like a 90s heartthrob? Should we check out Diego's profile?

Wow! There really is NOTHING straight about that guy. 🤪 Should we go back to the Bonkr grid and see if we can catch another stud? 👀

Well, MY horoscope tells me that I should spend some quality time with a blue-haired witch. Got anyone to suggest? Should we ask him to unlock his private album for us? 👀

Look at that! Another guy just came online. Mmmh... Love the hair! Very Sonic the Hedgehog. Should we check out Ben's profile?

You can tell just by looking at him that, as your husband, he'd keep you well fed. Should we go back to the Bonkr grid and see if we can catch another stud? 👀

And he likes dogs too? That's husband material right there! Should we ask him to unlock his private album for us? 👀

Look at that! Another guy just came online. Mmmh... To all those girls who choose the bear, I get it. Should we check out Henry's profile?

Does it look fat because he's skinny or does he look skinny because it's so fat? Should we go back to the Bonkr grid and see if we can catch another stud? 👀

Look at him! UGH! I love short tops 😩 Should we ask him to unlock his private album for us? 👀

Look at that! Another guy just came online. Mmmh... There's something about this twink. Should we check out Friouz's profile?

Look at that! His power level... It's over 9000! Should we go back to the Bonkr grid and see if we can catch another stud? 👀

Open up Bonk'r on your phone and what do you see? Some interesting profiles here in Woodport... We'll check out that first one next week 👀 (Thanks to @cabaretbara.bsky.social for their help on this project)

I feel like we should thank the Dragon Ball series for creating a generation of very ripped nerds. Should we ask him to unlock his private album for us? 👀

Look at that! Another guy just came online. Mmmh... He looks massive. I wonder if... Should we check out Darryl's profile?

Such a tease! Alek sure knows how to leave us wanting more. Should we go back to the Bonkr grid and see if we can catch another stud? 👀

What would I give to get to ride his motorcycle!? 😭 Should we ask him to unlock his private album for us? 👀

Look at that! Another guy just came online. Mmmh... He sorta looks like he belongs on the cover of a steamy romance novel. Should we check out Alek's profile?

Oh! He's a gentleman in the streets, but a real slut in the sheets. Should we go back to the Bonkr grid and see if we can catch another stud? 👀

I would personally love to go on all these dates with him. 🌷 Should we ask him to unlock his private album for us? 👀

Look at that! Another guy just came online. Mmmh... He looks so dapper. Should we check out Markus's profile?

BY THE GODS! That thing is HUGE! Looks like this city is full of MONSTERS! Should we go back to the Bonkr grid and see if we can catch another stud? 👀

Ugh! Can you imagine running your hands through all that FUR!? 😩 Should we ask him to unlock his private gallery for us? 👀

Look at that! Another guy just came online. Mmmh... Looks like we caught a wolf. Should we check out Nik's profile?

Oh my! I could go for a can of CherryPop right about now. Should we go back to the Bonkr grid and see if we can catch another stud? 👀

I don't know about you, but I'd love to jump in that pool with him. Should we ask him to unlock his private gallery for us? 👀

New to the city? Let's see who's online! Mmmh... Oh! Looks like we caught a himbo. Should we check out Finn's profile?

New project coming next week. Thank you all for your patience.

Honestly... Markus's FanService page is possibly my favorite. 10/10 would recommend.

Ero Lovely really has come a long way... Since he started all over again XD

I think this is my sign to finally go back to the gym 😩

Rosebud was a fun Heartbroken, wasn't he? Any guesses on what the next one will be like?

Today's my birthday so I'm gonna take time away from the internet to reward myself for surviving another year. Thanks everyone for the kind words and for your continued support. I couldn't do any of it without you.

Ben has been winning the fans over lately. He doesn't have a HUGE role in episode 2 so I'm gonna try to make some more content with him outside of the comic to compensate.

Episode 1 Side Story Pinky is the Brain - Strip 3

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Episode 1 Side Story All Grown Up - Strip 3

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The twins wanted to wish a happy Valentine's day to our lovely community. Well... The exact words they used are "Fuck Valentine's day." but they meant it with love.

Episode 1 Side Story Peak of Health - Strip 3

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Episode 1 Side Story Peak of Health - Strip 1 A big thank you to the amazing Griffin Barrows for writing the short story that inspired this comic. And shout-out to the equally amazing Shakam for the crossover with Falluhs Medical.

Episode 1 Side Story Extra Boba - Strip 3

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Episode 1 Side Story Welcome to the Family - Strip 9

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