movin to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches

Let's go somewhere else 🤘

Just finished casting an A+ tier event in Japan. Solo. Overnight. I'm just that fucking good. I will not apologize for saying so. Special thanks to the VGBC Japan team for trusting me with your stream. 🤘

Making my return to the caster's booth soon. Needed the break, but it's time to get back to work. Here's some dogs.

Oop.

My goal in esports is to get big enough for Asmongold and the rest of those fucking losers to want me canceled when another racist croaks. I'll do my best, y'all. 🤘

Damn I just got the news. Prayers up to Eagles FB Ben VanSumeren, hope you heal up soon! 🦅

My headcanon is thst Archie from Team Aqua heard Surfin USA by the Beach Boys as a child and took it way too fuckin seriously

Bringing the heat for Tristate. Nice to be home for a bit. Time to head back to Texas. 🤘

Repping the GOAT today. Catch Collision top 8 on Twitch!

So I returned to ring announcing. Accidentally. Went back to my roots and announced for the Monster Factory at Xfinity Live in South Philly. Felt good to see the homies again! Maybe a full-time ring return is in order?

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

Back in Philly for a bit. Here's some pictures.

Esports or real sports, we keep it Grassroots 🤘⚽️ Shouts to Kensington Soccer Club for letting me rep the shirt on SuperNOVA Championship Sunday! KFC provides youth soccer programs for kids of all ages in North Philadelphia. Awesome people who support their players on and off the pitch. 🖤💛

Just hosted the Costume Contest and Talent Show at SuperNOVA. Didn't get pics of any of it so here's me and @zapgetchu.bsky.social hitting that goblin. Thanks to SuperNOVA and @eevisu.bsky.social for trusting me with your microphone. Top 6 for Rivals tomorrow. 🤘 👕: @trukunitedfc.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️

Technically I can say I got on the mic at EVO. That's a W.

The moment I realized I was live on RDC's Twitch. 😮

Day 1 at EVO: Met a frog.

PÁSAME LA HOOKAH, QUE ANDAMO' EN JANGUEO, HOY COJO RUTA

Let's go to Vegas. 🤘

That time I hyped the crowd up a little too much... If this is the sort of problem you would like to have at your tournament, DM me or email me. [email protected]

Trump fucked a kid. At least one.

I'm going to ask this in a way that doesn't hit me put in a small room when I fly back: Are any Canadian companies hiring?

My GOML experience so far:

Of course this is the one that takes off... Almost makes up for the death threats. 🤘😁

Hi, Bluesky. I did Call of Duty League Champs in Kitchener. It was fun. I'm now in Toronto for GOML. It's fun. Okay, good talk. 🤘

Cooper Flagg is a Dallas Maverick.

Off to Canada 🇨🇦🤘

Doubleheader in Canada 🇨🇦 Week 1: Call of Duty League Champs in Kitchener Week 2: Get On My Level in Toronto Let's rage 🤘

We got the Switch 2 on launch day! Here's a look at the new Joycons!

Happy Pride month!! 🏳️‍🌈

Been a crazy week ratioing Nazis on the other app, but I would like to grow my audience here as well. Any soccer fans in the chat? #DOOP

Had a great time doing PRC work for Call of Duty League at Dreamhack Dallas! Never would have been there without @heartsii.bsky.social recommending me in the first place, so thank you, Claire, for letting me learn from you. (The entire CDL staff rules btw.) So... where to next, y'all? 🤘

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

Took until day two to realize I never trimmed my beard. #Dreamhack

Day 1 of Dreamhack.

Okay, now what #DreamHack

The journey to Dreamhack starts now 🤘

Bogey.

Prepping for Pride with the gay bacon

Final: Union 3, Galaxy 2. The Union have beaten the Galaxy at home for the first time in their history, and the first time overall since 2012. They've also finally beaten John McCarthy for the first time.

Forbidden Fruit Roll-Up

Still Fort Worth. Still Panther City. 🤘💜

How is this game going to penalty kicks, I'm going to claw my eyes out #DOOP #USOC2025

Me, Monday afternoon: "I wonder what I filmed to promote the fact that I hosted at a comic con" My camera roll:

Fine, I will be the CEO of Tesla.

I'm hosting a Comic Con. 🤯 Very proud to announce that I'll be hosting for the Heart of Texas Comic Con this weekend at the Extraco Event Center! It's a tremendous honor to be able to present the panels and cosplay contest to the town I've come to call home. Let's rock 🤘

Just secured a career first. Will tell you all about it tomorrow. 🤘

People try to romanticize the early days of esports and it's literally just some guy going "yeah I remember the Mac and Cheesers had some BATTLES with Pissboy Mafia"