I don't wear a suit when I travel because some Nazi told me to; I do it because I don't want to pay for a checked bag.

Preserving this photo from a dive on my Twitter: my Grandpa Tony and I, behind the plate at Wrigley Field one night in 2008. The Phils bullpen blew the lead in the 8th. Very cool night.

Fly AF. 🤘 Shout-out to @fortwaynefc.bsky.social for the shirt! Was a pleasure to show off the new crest to the world during Top 8 of Afterburner! Good luck at the new stadium this coming season! 💛 📸: @signolowes.bsky.social

Usha's already left him, hasn't she?

An offering to Lord Bucc before I travel this week. The takeover begins. 🤘 See you at Afterburner. 🚗💨💨

Take it as someone who is doing nothing but ordering Chinese, playing with my dogs and watching Dimension 20 all day today: however you choose to celebrate or not celebrate today, it's completely valid. Don't let anyone tell you how to feel about Christmas. It's your day, too. 🤘

Just scored what might be the funniest goal in Super Mario Strikers history.

All I'm saying is Dr. Pepper didn't spend six goddamn years in medical school to simply be regarded the same way as Mr Pibb.

she mountain on my dew till I baja blast

Not a whole lot to say right now besides fuck ICE and punch fascists. 🤘

Hearing "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" doesn't count as losing Whammageddon, right?! It's ONLY "Last Christmas," right?! Pls help I'm spiraling, it's not even Thanksgiving bro

35 laps around the sun. Met some cool friends along the way. Some are even human. Thanks for riding along. This year, we climb higher still 🤘

Stand up. SNK World Championship final day is LIVE. twitch.tv/SNKOFFICIAL

Anyone else at Dreamhack? Swing by the SNK World Championship stage. You might see someone you know. 🤷

Announcing the SNK World Championships today through Sunday. Tune in, why don't ya?

I wish that I could go back and tell myself that announcing and commentating for free for a scene that doesn't love you back is only diminishing my worth. Betting on myself has paid off for this entire calendar year, and it continues to do so this coming week. Luck is for losers. 🤘

Just casually hanging next to Justin Wong on a commentary graphic, no big deal. I'm stage hosting at the SNK World Championships at dreamhack Atlanta next weekend! Time to rev it up 🎤🤘

Just got one of the crazier emails of my career this morning. Hopefully I'll be able to share the information within soon enough. Suffice to say, we're going into overdrive 🤘 GIF unrelated

Why tf am I in Arizona

Taking a break from casting stuff for a while until my living situation is resolved. Everything is being handled, though. Appreciate youse and you'll be seeing me soon. 🤘 Now how the fuck do you drive this thing

Wore @sonsofben.com colors as I announced for Hikaru Nakamura and Gukesh Dommaraju tonight. Championship energy transferred properly. The Philadelphia Union are your 2025 Supporters' Shield Champions. #DOOP

I only took one photo my entire time in Vegas and it was of the fucking Rainforest Cafe. I did not eat at the Rainforest Cafe.

movin to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches

Let's go somewhere else 🤘

Just finished casting an A+ tier event in Japan. Solo. Overnight. I'm just that fucking good. I will not apologize for saying so. Special thanks to the VGBC Japan team for trusting me with your stream. 🤘

Making my return to the caster's booth soon. Needed the break, but it's time to get back to work. Here's some dogs.

My goal in esports is to get big enough for Asmongold and the rest of those fucking losers to want me canceled when another racist croaks. I'll do my best, y'all. 🤘

Damn I just got the news. Prayers up to Eagles FB Ben VanSumeren, hope you heal up soon! 🦅

My headcanon is thst Archie from Team Aqua heard Surfin USA by the Beach Boys as a child and took it way too fuckin seriously

Bringing the heat for Tristate. Nice to be home for a bit. Time to head back to Texas. 🤘

Repping the GOAT today. Catch Collision top 8 on Twitch!

So I returned to ring announcing. Accidentally. Went back to my roots and announced for the Monster Factory at Xfinity Live in South Philly. Felt good to see the homies again! Maybe a full-time ring return is in order?

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

Back in Philly for a bit. Here's some pictures.

Esports or real sports, we keep it Grassroots 🤘⚽️ Shouts to Kensington Soccer Club for letting me rep the shirt on SuperNOVA Championship Sunday! KFC provides youth soccer programs for kids of all ages in North Philadelphia. Awesome people who support their players on and off the pitch. 🖤💛

Just hosted the Costume Contest and Talent Show at SuperNOVA. Didn't get pics of any of it so here's me and @zapgetchu.bsky.social hitting that goblin. Thanks to SuperNOVA and @eevisu.bsky.social for trusting me with your microphone. Top 6 for Rivals tomorrow. 🤘 👕: @trukunitedfc.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️

Technically I can say I got on the mic at EVO. That's a W.

The moment I realized I was live on RDC's Twitch. 😮

Day 1 at EVO: Met a frog.

PÁSAME LA HOOKAH, QUE ANDAMO' EN JANGUEO, HOY COJO RUTA

Let's go to Vegas. 🤘

That time I hyped the crowd up a little too much... If this is the sort of problem you would like to have at your tournament, DM me or email me. [email protected]

Trump fucked a kid. At least one.

I'm going to ask this in a way that doesn't hit me put in a small room when I fly back: Are any Canadian companies hiring?

My GOML experience so far:

Of course this is the one that takes off... Almost makes up for the death threats. 🤘😁

Hi, Bluesky. I did Call of Duty League Champs in Kitchener. It was fun. I'm now in Toronto for GOML. It's fun. Okay, good talk. 🤘

Cooper Flagg is a Dallas Maverick.